...so I can post pictures of naked girls.
Friend: Hey, do you want to come down to Cavalli? You wont have to pay anything, these rich guys will cover everything! Itll be so much fun, well dance on tables, itll be so funny!(Me: MOM...can I go...
When AllMusic gave Chris Browns Graffiti 1/5, I bought it anyway, only to regret it 6 mins into the album.Well, here I am, lying in my Princess Tam Tam bikini in some ethereal beach in Dubai, on...
...this is whats out there...everywhere.
...hes been busy being alt.
In honor of finishing the Preacher series, I shall read no comic book today.Forever and always, Tulip OHarre & Jesse Custer.Heart.
After a year of trying to set up a court hearing, Uptight Psychotic Roommate finally settled by giving my full deposit back. To be honest, Im surprised it went that far, I mean what kind of pers...
Dear Netflix,Totally excited you guys finally made it to the UK! I signed up to your free trial as soon as I found out! Anyways, enough with the small talk...where the fuck is my Instant Queue? ...
1. Kurt Vile Smoke Ring For My Halo[Matador]2. Drake Take Care [Cash Money/ Young Money Entertainment/ Universal Republic]3. Implodes Black Earth [Kranky]4. Clams Casino Instrumental M...
Fear not. Christmas is coming:1.2.3.4.5.
"Hey, so are you enjoying the show?""Yeah, sure.""Are you here on your own?""Yup.""Oh , so youre really into this band, theyre great right?""No, Im paid to ...
Studying business management has taught me a lot. For example, it has taught me that telling your employee that they are:A. Not good looking, orB. Should invest in womenswearwill not only not&nb...
Fuck you Bill Condon for ruining what Ive anticipated the most this year.
Because although Im prepare to suck the life out of it with a hoover, I just cant physically kill it with my own hands/shoe/pan without going complete ape shit.Then I thought of how Id address a...
After American Apparel I had sworn to never work in retail again, but after listing my entire belongings on Ebay ("Kenwood 3 Tier Food Steamer" anyone?) and having a boyfriend that ...
This is the last batch yall! Click here if you like what you see, or want to contribute towards my existence. Also got some other stuff going below.
Being the creative that I am, I used the leftovers to make risotto balls. Yall can now start inviting me to your dinner parties.
Does anyone know where I can get something similar? Unfortunately, I dont have £22,950 lying around at the moment.
Im definitely no stranger to sex on the big screen, from Friends with Benefits, The Notebook to No Strings Attached, you can say that Ive seen it all. Guys, I havent. Sex and Zen: Extreme E...
Because my last cooking attempt ended up looking nothing like pancakes, Ive decided to step up my housewife game by doing one recipe a week. I know what youre thinking, "Yo, like, didnt you ...
After purchasing a £500 Alexander Wang blazer, I came to the spiritual conclusion that I should from now on, only buy designer items. This conclusion might of been bolstered by my self perception of ...
When I was 12, I was really into Donnie Darko, Tool and being pretentious.Im 21 now, and Im still into Tool, so into Tool that I went to see a Tool tribute band called Schism, so into Tool that I wen...
so...Im going ahead and selling my entire wardrobe. Click here if you like what you see, or want to contribute towards my existence. Also got some other stuff going below.
After finishing my exams in May, my unemployment status forced me to waste my time with box-sets and porn; particularly Boardwalk Empire and screenshots of Miss Paz de La Huerta. Two months...
...9.09GB of Stoya videos.
...Ive never met my dads girlfriend.
Ive officially graduated from Brunel University with a Bachelors degree in Business Management & Marketing.For those that care, Im furthering my studies with a Masters degree in International Mar...
So Ive finaly been scouted for marriage...its great...my mom is pumped up, my dad is pumped up, Im fucking pumped up. Here is the email my parents received...Ive censored the eligible bachelors ...
...This is it. (Headphones + ability to understand French required)
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