Avert thine eyes from my non verdant pasture, my gardener wants to scarify the lawn but I cant bear the ugly blackness.My two childhood terrors were:1. Visiting friends in the seari...
Whats manly and Scottish? Why Kevin McKidd of course, and uisge beatha - whisky - the water of life. Though B & P has been heinously Americanised, I reserve the right to dip my tongue into the pe...
Pimms ( pronounced Up The Empire) have launched their No.1 cup in a Jeroboam size just in time for the Queens Jubilee.Nothing, not even grass stains on tennis whites says...
Just in case you were wondering what next seasons colour will be:think pink; for the Schiap is back. Elsa Schiaparelli (1890-1973) was fashions most surrealist designer, never happier than...
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Hinterland: noun, the often deserted or unchartered areas beyond a coastal district.How would you feel as a mother of four, if your husband came home one night and said "you have no hinterland...
What would the Swinging Sixties have been without Mini Coopers, mini skirts and crimper Vidal Sassoon? Raised in poverty in Londons East End, he rose to become one of Britains...
It started off like any regular Scottish morning; a bowl of salty, watery porridge followed by the mistress of the glen striding out on a brisk walk where she was soon met by her pet &nbs...
Alice by TemperleyGrrr! Sex Panther here! Im Out of Africa via that tatty rug shop up the road, you know the one, it stinks of hashish and stale bong water. This foolish fashionista thought I m...
Is it just me or is that corgi saying, "Wipe that smirk off your face, if you want to see Saturday?" He is bad to the bone. Im saving this issue for breakfast in bed tomorrow; its a croissant...
sourceThis weekend I played fast and loose with my wardrobe just like the saucy minx above. It was less La Perla and more La Nina. The female is indeed deadlier than the male.Soaked...
Ivory tones? Check.T shirty top? CheckA long skirt which embodies the miasma of a free floating intellectual sprite? Checkity check check check!Fare ye well old man winter and take your cracked skin,...
I am about to confess something of great magnitude.I, I ... I dont drink tea. Oh but I used to, no day went by without 6 cups of distilled British Empire soaked in three teaspoons of white misc...
Yes, I married an apeman, this was taken on a disastrous holiday two years ago.A wheezing goldfish on its last fin in a leaking plastic bag for the first person to name the serial killer in the headl...
Vogue Italia via Pinterest.R.I.P.Today we are gathered to mourn the sad passing of this capacious and multi - faceted Celine bag.He was but two years old in bag years but in this heinous fashun...
sourceJust before Christmas, hubs came home from the coal mine and said,"Fancy some winter sun and palm trees?" I sat up with glisteningly eager eyes, clapped like a seal, oinked yes three ti...
J Crew metallic linen slicker, size 4, worn with white Supergas.Sometimes semantics have a lot to answer for.As a child, My Friend Flicka, was a major obsession of mine - along with cheeseburge...
Don Lopers Martinique wallpaper has pretty much been the leitmotif to my life. It adorns the legendary whispering walls of the Beverly Hills Hotel; my own bathroom and now London designer, &nbs...
1. Theres something about the light which makes me look like a Roxy Music mannequin - not to be sniffed at.2. Stay Classy:Where else can I roll up my jeans, sit on the b...
Ive written this before but there is nothing like a little self plagiarism between friends. Woody Allens intro to Manhattan as reinterpreted by Ol Tabbers:Chapter One. She was as gla...
Ive been having this bran muffin and a grande mocha latte for breakfast every single morning.Today I put in my contacts for the first time, ordered and looked up at the combined calorie c...
Phil OhThe iconography of jeans comes replete with images of rugged cowboys, sooty Levi - Strauss clad workers toiling down mineshafts and snake hipped rockers swigging from b...
We wax them, thread them, tattoo them, tint them, pluck them and still they keep coming back for more.Let us toast our arched canopies, without whose benevolence we wo...
"Is she or isnt she?" used to be the tag line for Harmony hairspray but today its more likely to be asked of the Rapunzelesque tresses that are cascading down our screens and High Stree...
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