graeyalien: WELL ITS LIKE ANIMORPHS BUT THEY MORPH INTO ANI-CORPSES AT THE END OF THEIR LIFE FOR SOME REASON - ME EXPLAINING HUMIES TO THE OTHER ALIENS
paylessPRgirl: Im naming my first born Quinoa
PreschoolGems: "I have a brother named Ginger Pumpkin. He is older than me, and I am older than him."
MouthfulOfSores: Please Read!!!! My parents grounded me and I LOVE LIFTING WEIGHTS.
paylessPRgirl: Ok we get it youre a teen slut
robdelaney: Movies that arent directed by Ben Affleck kind of need to fuck off.
XXX1990: I would totally steal Mary Kate Olsens black card and glue it to the back of my phone.
KyleEditor: @sea_of_shoes IM WEARING THE EXACT SAME THING!
FashGif: Not sure theres really a comparison there Australian Vogue: http://t.co/f0EXK999
kdn13: Been hanging out with too many white people. I said "thats neither here nor there" three times this week.
white_lightning: picturing billie joe armstrong sharpening an eye pencil, applying eyeliner and smudging to desired effect
white_lightning: just made my man tomato soup and a grilled cheese cuz im the best, nbd
TPHD: WHOOPS I DROWNED IN MUSCLESLAKE AND NOW IM A FUCKING GORGEOUS GHOST
Possessionista: @smashleybell Youd be uncomfortable too, if you wrapped your yoga mat around your gymnastics leotard. #MetBall
smashleybell: Rihanna in Tom Ford: Like a sexy crocodile! http://t.co/k7QZmJQA
TOMFORDISMYDAD: Rihanna dressed in Tom Ford crocodile appliqué gown from FW 2012 collection. Killed it. http://t.co/KQSGq1ap
katienotopoulos: If your Christian organizations name has an acronym that spells "VOM" maybe just use the whole name instead? http://t.co/QZG1kGi8
power_crystals: ALL MY SIMS GOT THE HERP
dollarsigntuff: @sea_of_shoes ugparty: i dont think anything is funny adrugparty: im helmut lang adrugparty: and life is bleak to me adrugparty: and sexual
danny_roberts: New Post up!! Fur Fur Video! @furfurpress http://t.co/SnBwyBEH
JuByCuTy07: @sea_of_shoes @BarneysNY I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant
bryanboy: I mean honey the world isnt running out of decorative pillows, hair spray, eyeshadow, scented candles and nail polish any time soon.
UnstableBitch: I can tell youre purposely making spelling errors to make sure I realize youre drunk texting me #GetYourShitTogether
fart: dude your CD tower is a wavy shape? that totally forgives the fact that you live in a rented room, my man! put em up, its high five time!
UnstableBitch: Making someone who has never come from getting head, and deemed it impossible, do just that, is a truly magical moment #twitterbrag
DRAKE_THOUGHTS: drastically alter your appearance often. for safety
UnstableBitch: When I say all I want is a nice guy whos not ancient, addicted to drugs, jobless, or a father, I dont think Im being too outrageous
MissPeelpants: Plus, "shabby chic" needs to die a swift death. Stop destroying beautiful old wood w/ nasty paint! *clings to own 30s walnut dressing table*
marleighsea: "at least he used a gender neutral insult"
tetradugenica: Photoset: http://t.co/xAf8vIAc
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