Where textings exhausting, I hate my life and think that my Vag is a redhead.
Putas be complaining about the Bad Economy and the Lack Of Jobs and all this crap when its like totally yalls fault for now knowing how to do a Good Interview.
Nicki Minaj just released a new video featuring the terrifying and terrible Chris Brown and shes very sorry and is making it up to us now: PS- I know I say the wrong title at the beginning yall...
Last week I had the ~privledge~ to interview two special putas for my new Swide Talents article: Film Producer/Ladies Man Luca Legnani and Film Director/Tattoo God Francesco Calabrese. The three...
This is the last month of Fashion Classes Ill ever have ever for the rest of my life and though afterwards Ill still have hella exams to do and a thesis to present next February (lolz Im stuck here f...
Anyone whos ever lived in Italy knows that Italians do this thing when theyre driving where they try to run you over as youre crossing the street and it doesnt matter if the light is green or red or ...
So last night I was complaining to my friend about how I never get any action in this stupid town and she was like "yeah I know what its like to be like "Ive already been with every hot guy i...
Ive been wearing this hella "ladylike" hat for the past few days and since then everyone from my professors to random old dudes to cats have been treating me really well so Ive decided to bec...
I have a legit Peeping Tom now and its hella creepy and he makes me want to never open my window or leave my haus or watch Scooby Doo again and since the cops arent helping me (should I bribe them wi...
Hey yall! Im back in Milan and totally flipping out over the fact that school is starting again and I have like twenty exams next month and like a kabillion more in June and then my Thesis (whats tha...
Today my parents took me to Slovakia and I didnt meet any Vampires but I got kinda fat which is funny because everyone there is starving? PS- The way my face is in this video thumbnail is basic...
Ok, fine.
Hey guys! I know I havent blogged in ~forever~ and Im sure yall have switched yalls homepages from Crumpets to Blonde Salad already and I know I deserve that but let me explain! Last week I was ...
Lana Del Rey came to Milan a few nights ago and I had high hopes:Turns out she was disappointing. Yes, yes I can.
Just about a year ago I was the type of girl who lived from one party to another, got all her nutrients from happy hour buffets, knew everyone she knew from clubs and got a few minutes of sleep a day...
Its a cold afternoon in Milan and Filip and I are just exiting Zara on our way to Arnolds coffee and Im lamenting over how I cant afford a pair of 27 Euro shorts and worrying if I can allow myself to...
As yall know Ive been traveling a lot lately which means Ive had lots of time to read on trains and in airplanes and while hiding in the bathrooms of the apartments of whoever Im visiting while they ...
Hey yall! So I know I said Id only stay in Tuscany a few days but OBVZ Filip and his parents couldnt stand the thought of me staying for less than a week (who else would finish All That Cake) so I ju...
Tomorrow morning Im going to Tuscany to meet Filip because hes there for Easter Break because thats where he grew up in a town called "Follonica" which is basically just an Adele song or some...
So I kind of didnt want to do this request via wanting yall to think my life is really fun and glamorous and exciting and knowing that making a video about it would actually disprove all those though...
I was waiting for the ~Right Time~ to make a video about Gaga:and her Birthday seemed perfect especially since the letters and pictures and cats and live tissue samples I sent her were returned to me.
So I just got back from London to see that my New Columns up at Swide:After like ten months of ~negotiating~ we finally agreed I could write for them again if I basically stop writing about myself an...
Packing for London is a great opportunity to address another of yalls requests:I didnt wanna make out with my clothes via lipstick stains but I did kind of dry hump them:MARCH MADNESS LONDON PACKING ...
Yall wanted Croatian lessonsAnd I realize that by that yall probably meant "Croatian Language Lessons" so I tried to do that but I was really bad at it and reminded myself of Ms. Smith, my Sp...
Some of yall requested me to discuss my Eating Habits and at first I didnt want to do it because its something thats still kind of "difficult" for me to really talk about since the past ...
My fourth March Madness Prompt comes from none other than my Croatian Superstar and Little Monster, Mislav, writing all the way from Glamorous Sisak.Mislav is a brilliant boy so Im surprised hed thin...
My third March Madness Video is about dying my hair.But I guess its more about Depression.
So the next thing I chose off yalls List Of Things For Me To Do This Month was the "Touring Milan" thing. I got Filip to help me film and stuff and we were really excited about it but th...
I got some really good suggestions for what I should blog about this month so I guess Ive got my Work Cut Out For Me and if I owned a nice pair of stockings Id start with this:but I dont though Ive g...
Last month I had to study a lot so I "didnt have time to write" so I just posted a video every few days which was super easy because I love filming myself or whatever but now my exams are ove...
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