Gross! Silly!I like how I never mentioned if Naomi was Mandarin or Cantonese but he just assumed she was Cantonese. WTF does Lei Ho Lang mean?Hes eager to meet her. But that really isnt in my plans a...
Do you like them?By now, youve probably read the seeds of autistic love brewing. And while Ive managed to insert some pissed off commentary, I havent really talked about my feelings.Heres the thing. ...
The following conversation takes place over the course of one week. Thats one week of my life Ill never get back. But at least Im not this d-bag.One hour after Naomi declines to meet to him at Matrix...
Success!!! I found this in Naomis gmail account the next day.Proving that its certainly not a myth. My fake girl has the CERTIFIED looks and personality of a winner. Not that I actually believe Mr. F...
Like Diddy says, "Pay the bill, man."I was listening to the radio and they were playing that Ne-yo "Miss Independent" song where it goesmmm her favorite thing to say dont worry I got ...
No response from Mr. Fishnets. But a nice little gem here:Racism as pick-up line. Thats cool. I mean why try to get laid and find love when you can be single for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. "lol"
I decided to go with the obvious. He likes shoes... she likes shoes! Hes a Cancer... shes a Cancer! I mean why leave it up to chance?Naomi also likes to use a lot of this:-___- ^_^ & !!!So she ta...
Small cities are basically like dorms. If you have given over four different girls an STD. Most likely, the next girl has heard about you. And if you are the next girl... you need to report that to t...
I knew I wanted her to be Chinese. Mr. F always mentioned that he used to live in Hong Kong. And that he had a Hong Kong ex-girlfriend. THIS, unfortunately, is not the first time that a man has felt ...
*I know its painfully obvious which site this is... but for the sake of legal... lets just leave things blurred.You have to understand something about me - I think everything is a joke. I think Seinf...
In June 2010 I met a boy named J... who I will nickname Fishnets... taken from the hot pink fishnets set he gifted me from a recent trip to Asia... because you know... "they were cute."Mr. Fi...
What Would Your Mom Do? is an experiment.To share experiences about the one thing (ok... besides fashion) which brings most girls together. Love. And the pursuit of love.WWYMD is a personal diary but...
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