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How To Be A Dad
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Not so much a how-to as a how-not-to for Dads, Moms, Parents-To-Be and those who have no desire to procreate, whatsoever. We're like a momblog for dads, sorta.
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Marvel Superheroes

And then Marvel went from creating superheroes to becoming superheroes themselves… A young boy from New Hampshire decided three weeks ago that he wasn’t going to wear his hearing aid any ...

2 days seit 1 person likes this

The Language of Parents

Talking is such an important milestone in raising kids. But having kids, for whatever reason, apparently comes with a cost: your own ability to speak properly. Maybe it’s just my wife and me (I...

3 days seit

My Wife Just Said… #60

“So excited about the fu**ing caffeine I’m getting ready to drink. It’s Friday, alright.” -Avara   - Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

4 days seit

How to Commit the Perfect Toy Murder

  [ click the image to enlarge ] Oh how they sing. Oh how they dance. You gave it as a gift, not knowing any better. Or someone else gave it to your kid, not knowing that it could ultimately mak...

5 days seit

5 Alternate Uses for Toddlers!

Toddlers can take a huge toll on your patience, resources and time. The list of tough lessons and experiences is endless: possessiveness, tantrums, food pickiness, lack of vocabulary, etc. And, you m...

6 days seit

Scamming Yourself

Disclosure: This post is brought to you today by LifeLock, a leader in identity theft protection. This post is my own opinion and my crazytalk doesn’t necessarily reflect the opinions of Lifelo...

18 Mai 12

My Life with Women (VIDEO)

There are certain viral videos that encapsulate aspects of my whole life. This one symbolizes every attempt I’ve ever made at relationships with the fairer sex… …. …. until my...

17 Mai 12

Horribly DESPERATE Ways to Nudge Your Lover (The Last of the 50)

  WARNING: Use these desperate measures with extreme caution! They’ve got more likelihood of bad side-effects and total backfire than any of the previous suggestions and are used at your o...

16 Mai 12

Breastfeeding Debate Multiplication Chart

  [ click the image to enlarge ] Maybe the debate scores on this chart will help people to gauge how crazy the conversation at the group picnic is going to get when breastfeeding comes up. Maybe...

15 Mai 12

Muhver Day: My Kid Just Said… #4

“Say Happy Muhver Day!” -Lucas (2012, almost 3 years old)  Being literal is not the same as being literate, but it’s funny. Facepalm. He repeated exactly what I just whispered ...

14 Mai 12

On Mother’s Day, My Wife Just Said… #59

My wife just said everything without needing to say anything. She gave me the Mother’s Day Look. The one that says, “Um. It’s Mother’s Day. Please rephrase what you just said....

14 Mai 12

Childproofing Level: EPIC

You think you’re doing a good job as a parent, and then you see THIS… I want to find the person responsible for this architectural masterpiece, stuff his pockets with all of my money and ...

11 Mai 12

The War Is Over

Yeah. So that just happened. For almost two years. Teething. The war is over now. I finally realized it. It just suddenly hit me. And it took a flashback to get me there. My flashback didn’t co...

10 Mai 12

My Wife Just Said… #58

“Look, all I’m saying is I wouldn’t mind someone bathing and giving me an organic oil rubdown every night.” -Avara   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”&nbs...

09 Mai 12

Baby Sleep Positions (1-10)

  [ click the image to enlarge ] Co-sleeping with your baby can be one of the greatest joys or torments of parenting. It’s not for everyone, but for those who have… Which of these ha...

08 Mai 12

Ugliness

I can’t believe I’m going to say this out loud… There are too many ugly parents in the world. Yes, this is judgmental. Yes, it’s a horrible thing to say and I don’t mean...

06 Mai 12

Gone Fishing!

Hey Everyone, I was going to write a post, but then I decided to have sex with my wife and go to sleep. You understand, right? Have a great weekend. Love, Charlie

04 Mai 12

Toys Make You a Singing Psycho

♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round, aaaaall throoough the toooown! ♫ I think this is the song my wife will be mutte...

03 Mai 12

Criminal vs Baby

  [ click the image to enlarge ] You ask your dearest, “Hon, have you seen my phone?” When you get the casual “no” reply, you hunt around a bit or tear the place apart. H...

02 Mai 12

The Avengers – A Non-Review Review

Chances are, if you enjoy movies or comics or anything at all, you’re going to see The Avengers this weekend or sooner. Studios always love to debut their flicks around my birthday week. Gladia...

01 Mai 12

My Wife Just Said… #57

“I know I can be… … persistent. Sometimes. But it comes from the heart!” -Elizabeth   – Previous “My Wife Just Said…” 

30 Apr 12

Happy Birthday, Mom!

Today is my mother’s birthday. She has put up with a lot between raising me and my brother. I would love it if you left a comment wishing her a happy birthday, but also, tell her what your moth...

27 Apr 12

50 Ways to Nudge Your Lover (Part 4 of 5)

  WARNING: I’m back at it again. People still want to have sex and that’s not my fault. Kids wake up or the daily grind gets in the way. Don’t be mad at me because I’m of...

26 Apr 12

The Food Groups According to Kids

[ click the images to enlarge ]   Children look at food and nutrition differently than adults. Sometimes they don’t even look at it, they just breath it in without even chewing. Some are p...

25 Apr 12

Product Plight

Crap. Stuff. Things… Product. My boy Finn, a year ago during his pleasingly plump phase. We digest tons of marketing and advertising whole, like hankering hot dog eating contestants. Brands sel...

24 Apr 12

My Wife Just Said… #56b

“So, when you post one of my quotes twice, do I get paid extra?” -Avara   I accidentally posted today’s quote twice. The earlier one is here. The answer is no. No, honey, you d...

23 Apr 12

My Wife Just Said… #56

“How come when Finn farts, it’s cute, but when we do… it’s gross?” -Avara   I MESSED UP. THIS IS A DUPLICATE. HERE’S MY WIFE’S RESPONSE. – Previous R...

23 Apr 12

Solo Dadding

Half of my ass slips off the fake, butt-worn leather of a bench. I’m almost sideways. Finn works my arm, yanking it from its socket. My other appendage is attached by way of my palm stuck to my...

20 Apr 12

The Breast Milk Baby Doll (NSFW?)

I love breastfeeding. I mean, not personally, but you know what I mean. Because I haven’t ever lactated or whatever. Personally. Anyway, the other day I found this kids’ doll called ̶...

19 Apr 12

I AM A TEXT-ACTIVATED ROBOT

If someone looked at my wife’s texts to me, they could easily look like a bunch of messages to a personal assistant. Knowing that these were back-and-forths between husband and wife, someone mi...

18 Apr 12

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