The world of walking can be a scary place. Just ask babies, who postpone walking out of fear and not motor function maturation, as scientists would have you believe. The danger of putting one foot in...
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! Anyway, I just used four tags on this post that have previously never been used on my blog EVER. Boy oh boy are you in for a treat.When Sam and I first moved into our new place...
This was going to be the title of my next post, but I have crippling writers block, people. I mean, all I had in the body of that post was this:"A man or Buffy Summers."What I do when Im not ...
Last week, as those of you who know me in the real world are already aware, I was bed-ridden with what can only be described as the black lung my body entering a Guinness World Record competition for...
So youre a bit melancholy and one of your favorite childhood movies is on TV. SCORE. There is nothing more comforting than watching something that was last seen through eyes that lacked responsibilit...
Let me start off this post by saying no, this isnt about farming vaginal yeast to make artisanal bread and yes, you should not continue reading this if you have a twig and berries between your legs (...
Before you go saying "The Cranberries? Really? Werent they popular about 300 years ago?," I suggest you stroll on over to their Wikipedia and educate yourself on the album theyre going to rel...
I am officially a resident of Brooklyn, NY. Hooray! This is the third New York City borough that Ive lived in, actually. Maybe Ill try out the Bronx someday. No amount of money can make me move to St...
I was out at dinner a couple of months ago with my father, aunt, uncle, and boyfriend, when it dawned on me to write something about my youth. We were sitting around the table, stuffing juicy steak i...
Let me start off by saying that Im sincerely embarrassed by the state that my blog is in BUT, I do have a legitimate excuse. See, the boyfriend (you may know him as Sam "Stupidface" Gimbel) a...
Hopefully you made it past the above title and are reading this sentence right now. For the record, I ABSOLUTELY do not feel that way. The sad thing is, a lot of people in the United States do. From ...
Mom, if youre reading this, please turn back now.There, I feel better now that I have that maternal disclaimer up there. I dont think I could stand to look her in the eyes after I wrote a post that r...
Let me start this off by saying that Im not a doctor (although I do like limping, being grumpy, and pretending to be House sometimes). I am also not a chef or a personal trainer. If you dont want to ...
Last night, at an outing with my work team, one of my co-workers told me that although he is not my blogs number one target group, he does read it and like it. That made the ol noodle start storming ...
Normally, Im a big grumpypuss (grumpipuss? grumpy-puss?) and it takes quite a lot to lift my spirits. Despite that, there are a handful of small things that will turn my day completely around or at l...
I first heard the word "testicle" from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. He exclaims "HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY!" in response to the sexually-ambiguous Einhorn/Finkle entering a room. A couple ...
Not my bunny, but a bunny nonetheless.About two years ago, I decided on a whim that I would get a bunny. Theyre extremely cute and I had whimsical premonitions of walking him in Central Park, on a le...
So in between getting my cervix biopsied (yum) and taking a business trip to the hot, steamy, armpit-esque Florida (sorry Floridians, but your state is not hair-friendly with its consistent 99.9% hum...
I dont know why this post and my last post have both been so review-y. Maybe Im under the illusion that people care about my opinions. Either way, I might review more shit in the future so hopefully ...
Im really just making this post because I have absolutely no idea what to write about and just want a platform where I can rave like a banshee about Adele. Before this, I spent about ten minutes tryi...
After a recent conversation over dinner with my long-time friend Emily, I decided to right a post revolving around most 20-somethings favorite past time: dranking. Dont get me wrong, I love the sizzu...
I remember being out with some friends a couple of weeks ago when we passed a young couple walking the opposite way on the sidewalk. As we passed them, they both smiled at all of us and said "You...
If youre female, you have heard this suggestion at some point in your life. Sometimes its legitimized and in response to something like "I havent gotten my period in five months and my stomach fe...
So I thought long and hard (thats what she said!) about what I could write about in this post. At first, I thought Id write about love and reminisce about that time I gave my high school boyfriend a ...
Happy mushroom farmerThis post is loosely based off of a conversation thread or two in my favorite exclusive Livejournal community, smash_club. If you shower regularly and are the picture of hygiene,...
One leads to the other and for the past four or so years, Ive been convinced that I have the latter. I told the following story on my Livejournal many moons ago and due to a recent influx in requests...
So since there was only one response to my last post, Im assuming most of you mustve made mental lists with your answers or even jotted them in a notebook at home. There is just no way a game THIS GO...
Everyone knows this game. Its on the list of silly icebreakers that youre forced to participate in when its your first team meeting at a brand new job or youve just moved into your dorm and the whole...
I had completely forgot about how amazing Pushing Daisies was is until Sam and I started watching it on Netflix yesterday (its his first time and while the narrator and general whimsy ground hi...
If youre a prissy man who cant handle the thought of what goes on behind the doors of an OB/GYN, then turn around now. Youre the same type of guy who goes "ewwww" when a girl even says the wo...
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