We’ve had a rather turbulent relationship over the years. Like any other adorable ankle biter I knew from an early age that there was a gaping hole in my life. A cavernous void that could only be fil...
I am only 21. I say only to reassure myself that I am still a young and spritely lass with one hundred years of trouble making ahead of me. I remember what it was like to be sixteen. You had your L’s...
READERS! I AM SORRY! WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY RIDICULOUS ABSENCE FROM THE INTERWEBS? CAN I TEMPT YOU BACK WITH PROMISES OF CAKE AND CANDY? I can? Excellent. Seriously though, lets be ser...
Good evening. I say ‘evening’ because we rarely meet in daylight. Our special rendezvous occur only when the night descends and the streetlights are on. I am not a taxi-by-day kind of girl. I am a ni...
Yesterday I read an article from a delightful magazine which discussed the things that four of its writers were afraid of. This has inspired me to reflect, ponder and discuss my own such fears. ...
To preface: this post is inspired by and dedicated to my beautiful cousin Katie and her charming husband Mitch. Every single bloody happiness to you both! I was never into weddings. (I KNOW OK. WHO T...
(this is a long one compadres) The city within which I currently reside doesn’t have a reputation for a particularly RAGING nightlife. Therefore, it is imperative that if you wish to have a raucous e...
Readers; in order to breathe some diversity into my baby blog I have sought out the voices of numerous talented and devastatingly attractive individuals. Hence forth, they shall be referred to as fea...
How goes it, biatch? That’s right, I’m done with the niceties and polite chitchat. You, body, have single-handedly ruined my week so you will be getting no kindness from me. I understand that a large...
Holy hell Batman! A Million Swedish Fish has just reached 2000 views! Two thousand I say! I cant tell you what this means to me and my baby blog. I am so full of gratitude to every soul who reads it,...
I write this letter full of my deepest sympathies for you. They say ‘it isn’t easy being green’, and I have to argue that that is a load of codswallop. It is most certainly not difficult being green ...
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