Fuck. Fuccckk! It’s finally here, my fellow dance addicts. The party we’ve been waiting for is here! I admit that I took this past week easy so I could save all my energy for tonight. You...
I’m freaked out, girls. I have always been kind of afraid of SoBe during Memorial Weekend and his year is no exception. So as most Miami natives, I’m getting myself the fuck out of here. ...
Yea, it’s true! Nabedi is moving to Cali and even though The State Of will play a few more shows before she heads out, this will be their last one at New Moon [for a little while]. They have a ...
Happy endings. We all love them. May they be after a sensuous massage or the result of a loving relationship, we all expect them to happen. It’s natural that the closing party for Exxxotica, th...
Day jobs. We all got them. The difference is that I fuckin love mine! I’m a stylist for Madewell in SoBe, and last night we hosted a really cool, “laid back chic” event at our store...
What up slit-a-holics! I know I’ve written about this party before, but this one is special. Not only is it Dj Zehno’s born day [I fuckin love birthdays, have an awesome one!] she’s...
Ok. This is a little awkward. [clears throat] Take a seat, I think we need to talk. I wanted to know how you felt about…mmm…monogamy . Yo, yo, don’t walk away, I’m fuckin serio...
I know you know that I love to party. Having visited my island this past week made me understand that is in my nature to be addicted to having fun. So Aqua Girl was for me the opposite of rehab. Like...
The most magical day of the year is upon us. Thousands of our pussy licking sisters have come all the way down to little Miami to party. It’s a motherfuckin all you can eat kitty cat buffet! Th...
Gay is usually a bad thing when it comes to rap, but this kid is about to change all of that. Please watch the video below. He’s calling out everyone who thinks being gay and sticking up for ou...
Were you there last night? If that’s a yes, then I know you’re fuckin tired. But suck it up, pick yourself up from whomever’s floor you passed out on, throw your bathing suit on and...
Uh huh. Aqua Girl has officially begun. I’m already hungover from last night, but I got my ass up cuz I had to post about this party. This is my second time going to Traffic Jam and the first t...
Did you notice that countdown I have right on the side of this blog? Yep, it’s an Aqua Girl countdown and it says that Aqua Girl weekend is fuckin here, so can you get up for a sec and fuckin scream ...
I made a very serious commitment about 3 months ago, my lovely little lesbians. I vowed to not wear high heels any more unless there was a very sexy occasion that called for those awful but fuckin ad...
When I was a freshman in college I met the first girl I’ve fell in love with. She was my boyfriend’s best friend’s girlfriend, and she used to make me feel really weird at first. I didn’t really unde...
Look, I’m going to tell you about this party, just cuz I feel obligated to do it. It’s a lesbian party and you’re a lesbian, so there you go. I’m personally not going, cuz you...
Damn. I guess I should had worked out my chichos this winter, cuz from now on there’s only sol, playa y arena [and pool parties]. Anywayz, I am super excited to see you sexy dykes in bikiniR...
Apparently, lesbians aren’t happy. We’re kinda annoyed that hipsters took over KYI’s ladies nights, and it was about time we went somewhere else. I’m fuckin tired of checking ...
I’m no music snob, little lesbian. [Actually, Im probably the opposite of a music snob. What would you call that? a loser? hahaha.] I don’t even know who sings some of my favorite songs...
What up, my slick & sexy vag worshippers? This post today is meant for two girls [you may know who they are] that I wanted to talk to one on one. If you are reading, this one is for you. [Yeah, s...
We’re smack down in the middle of the Gay Season, girls. This weekend the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival starts [sooo excited, I love gay movies!!] and the girls from Icandee Events decide...
What’s up marimacha? Finally, I have gained consciousness after the despinge that was this last weekend. Holy shit, man, I’m fuckin tired! I think I started partying on Wednesday night, but I can’t b...
Okay my beautifully proud homos… As you all know [and pretty much saw me acting crazy and so typically me] I went to the Miami Beach Pride this weekend. It was so unbelievably gay, I kinda have...
Pride was without a doubt the most amazingly gay experience I’ve ever had. So many gays…sooo many!! Thanks to all of you who came to show off your pride. I went lurking around, taking pho...
Hey lesbosapien. Remember how annoying that drunk guy was the other night, asking you to prove it, after you told him to fuck off and that you were a lesbian? Yea, that shit is mega annoying. Well wh...
The time has come. [drumroll please] It’s Pride!!!!!!! fuck yessss!! I love Pride, its where all of my favorite things come together: parades, balloons, confetti, lesbians, drag queens…the list...
I went to see Titanic 3D last night. I don’t know why you sound surprise because it’s me. Of course I went to fuckin see it! And it was an amazing learning experience that blew my mind [and I wasn’...
At last I have completed a Miami lesbian ritual. I have gone to Tavern on a Thursday night. I have lost my South Miami virginity and experienced what is like to truly be a lesbian in the 305 [or shou...
Oh my gawdd, Anyone but Me is over!! The series finale was a few weeks ago, and I already miss Aster’s sexy behind. I never really understood how she was with Vivian in the first place, she...
Easter is coming up this weekend, little lesbian, so it’s officially spring. I know you’re dying to wear the latest trends [bright colors, mix-match patterns, color blocking]. You’...
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