Hi all,I just wanted to write a little note to say that this will be my last post on Being Blanche. Its been a fun ride over the last year and a bit, but lately I feel like my heart isnt in it - and ...
Usually when I write these ranty posts its because Ive had another rubbish hookup with a guy who cant get his shit together, and feel the need to school the male race on basic tips. This post came ab...
Hey internet. Hi. How you doing? Listen I know my last post was about being dumped, but I feel like I should set the record straight. Yes, the boy I was hanging out with decided he didnt want to do t...
Its been a long while since Ive consulted Blanche about my love life and what do you know? Instead of moping around over jackasses and watching repeats of Peep Show Im out shagging cute boys. Go figu...
In the couple of weeks since Ive posted here, Ive been thinking a lot about the kind of men I am attracted to. Ive always loved the androgynous skinny white boy look, and would describe around 95% of...
When I was younger and less good at talking to boys, I used to develop weird, obsessive crushes on people I barely knew. These are their stories.Shane, The Optometrists Assistant (2001)The first time...
I was having a whinge on Twitter the other day about how much white condoms freak me out. Its a totally baseless phobia (unlike my fear of sparrows), but I still find them sort of icky. Like stretche...
"Hey, how weird would it be if we made out? Lets do it, itll weird everyone out".(Regrettably, I acquiesced).
Found a bunch of these vintage Playboy covers online. I love how the bunny has been subtly worked into each one...
The Summer Of Love has been going ok so far, Im a couple of cute boys down and Ive got a whole 6 weeks to go. And after that I start uni again, so theres bound to be a bunch of eligible young bachelo...
Sorry Ive been awol lately, its the holiday season, ok? Ive been too busy eating pizza shapes, getting sunburnt and waving glow sticks to blog. Come back in the next day or two and Ill have a post ab...
I think that having a good attitude toward sex is the only thing you need for a fulfilling sex life. Forget all this shit about experience and interesting moves. Come to the table (or bed, desk, stai...
Youll notice that I deleted my last post about "backing out". Frankly, it was mean. Really nasty. And not in the spirit of Being Blanche.I guess Ive been in somewhat of a romantic rut since t...
I know I only posted about the Summer Of Love two nights ago. But Ive changed my mind.Im not going to text Bobby. I cant do it. I wasnt attracted to him when he asked me out, and Im not attracted to ...
Ive been looking forward to this Summer for a while, because I havent had a proper one in quite some time. This time last year I was freezing my tits off in Europe, and the year before I was wading t...
Sorry Ive been so AWOL, my precious Mac carked it, and the repair place are taking their sweetass time getting back to me. Check back in the next couple of days for my take on the Ultimate Summer of ...
Quick post yall, because Im pretty tired tonight.Been having a good few weeks - enjoying the sunshine, catching up with friends, making plans for summer, etc. Just generally winning at life, yknow?Wh...
After two bottles of wine, a punnet of strawberries, a stray cat, a lifesize vagina costume and Brodies housemate Steve, Brodie and I have put together the first Ask Blanche Vlog. Its been whittled d...
Hey kids,Now, theres been a huge influx of Ask Blanche questions coming to me over the last fortnight - on topics ranging from contraceptive use, to wedding plans to how to know when your border coll...
Hokay. Ive recovered from my neurotic little Costanza-esque freakout. And dont worry, I dont want to pack it in and retire Blanche for good (I mean, shes already dead, so that would be pretty harsh, ...
A warning before you get stuck into this post: its going to be all philosophical and rambly and light on the lolz. Those of you who have been following me on twitter have probably seen this coming. O...
I’ve spoken at length about my love of skinny white boys. I think I’ve just always had an affinity with people who look awkward and a bit pathetic, and they fit that description to a tee.For years, w...
Hello world.Sorry Ive been away for a while. My laptop died, and although I bought a Mac pretty much straight away, its taken me a while to work out how to use it. I now know how to scroll, and use t...
Image from the Preston LeaderThose of you who know me personally will remember that I spent a good three months this year, holed up in front of the television, watching the Channel 10 show Masterchef...
Having been to an single-sex school, and then completed a uni degree that was about 80% female, Ive spent a lot of time over the last few years chatting with ladies about The Things That Matter.Thoug...
Hi, Internet.Hi.Obviously the last couple of weeks haven’t been terrific self-esteem wise. Since being dumped on Facebook chat (ya rly) I have only managed to kiss one boy – a chubby plumber with blo...
From emilydonne via thestateimin - watch it, yo.
Photo from one of my new favourite blogs, imboycrazyBefore I get right into this edition of Ask Blanche, let me say thanks for all the well-wishes. It was nice to know that, even though I am doomed t...
New edition of Ask Blanche coming soon.
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