"Mummy," she says, hands on hip, head cocked to one side, like she does when shes making a Really Important Point.."Sometimes I only love you, and sometimes I only love Daddy."Well I ...
As a relatively new parent (Im only four years into it you know) Ive often wondered when that moment will come where your kid becomes smarter than you. You know, the time when they will roll their ey...
As if there werent enough things that make me feel like a rubbish mum on a daily basis, Little Miss and the Dukes pre-school makes matters worse with their weekly Show and Tell. It means that every w...
Oh God, she wants a pink cake for her birthday.I struggle to make a vanilla sponge.How on earth am I going to make a pink cake?Anyone? Anyone?
"Mummy, why did you call it a bloody chair?"Pause"Does it need a plaster?"Oops.
Im ever the optimist, me. Certain in the knowledge that one day, small boy wont want to go around bashing everything in his path to smithereens and that one day he will use his considerable intellige...
Its a roller coaster ride, this parenting lark. Whilst I really only write about the fun stuff here theres no doubt that there are some real lows too. On a particularly challenging day, you might eve...
Theres been a lot of noise in the press about a couple who have decided to raise their child genderless. Im not going to enter into the debate here, basically because Im so busy raising said genders ...
I experienced startling example of nature versus nature today...Little Miss had been out in the garden with her father. She came in to me in the kitchen holding a very long and very muddy earthworm i...
You come home from a rare night out to find that something has been left on your pillow. Oh! you think excitedly, maybe your husband has left you a love note! Wow! Maybe some romance has crawle...
Now, Im probably not the worst gardener in the world, but I think Im probably pretty close. Last summer, I put one of my house plants outside and watered it, thinking "Its a plant, its going to l...
...in a time far far away......my bed was something I used to sleep in... now its just somewhere to hang out between baby/toddler/3-year old cries...
Simply the BEST"Mummy, you look beautiful."(probably only said because I was wearing a pink cardigan, the colour pink being Little Miss favourite thing in the whole WORLD, but lets gloss over...
In a new series of what I think Ill call the What people dont tell you about Having Children, heres my number one: Why didnt anyone mention the fact that yes, the first few months with a new baby wil...
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