…Your arm has fallen asleep, but you don’t dare move it in fear of waking the baby.
10. A time when I was able to leave the house and get into the car in less than two hours. 9. My once legendary tolerance. 8. Sleep. 7. A day when something other than the Fresh Beat Band blared from...
WHOLE ‘NOTHER KIND OF WORLD PREMIERE: Katherine Heigl introduces baby Adalaide As Naleigh puts a reassuring hand on Katherine’s shoulder: “Mom, let’s have a talk about that cr...
“Stop right there. The last time we ‘wrestled,’ I ended up having eight kittens.”
There’s a funny chart going around with a breakdown of social media using donuts as an example. Although donuts are awesome — in fact, I’m craving a glazed one right now – I t...
Okay, let’s hope Rumer isn’t tapping into her inner Soon-Yi (or tapping anything else, for that matter)… In what is hopefully just a sweet and totally innocent continuation of a ste...
“”Hey, you! Kid who told me to rub my head on the balloon?! NOT COOL!”
Granted, I’m only halfway through book #2 in the trilogy, but it’s been quite an education nonetheless. What I’ve learned: 10. A virgin who orgasms — twice — her first t...
Looks like somebody heroically fought the Battle of Tangled Blankets… and lost. With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Russ of The Stay at Homer, who submitted the picture of his son and notes: ...
If you happen to find yourself watching The Fresh Beat Band long after the kids have gone to sleep (not that Mr. Candy and I, um, have ever done that), then why not make it even more entertaining wit...
My mom always tells me she doesn’t envy me, having to raise kids in the Internet era. After all, all she had to worry about me doing as an adolescent was sending gushing fan letters to Ricky Sc...
Hattie McDermott is thinking what in this picture? 1) “You are not SERIOUSLY having another baby already, are you, Mom? …MOM?!” 2) “Out of sweet potatoes? Whatchoo talkin̵...
When you have a two-and-a-half-year-old, you find yourself having interesting conversations that you probably wouldn’t otherwise have (barring the presence of wacky baccy). It forces you to thi...
Although it’s not on fire, so I’d say he got off easy. The story…
Apparently, there has been a 14-year emergency shortage of condoms in Knoxville, because a 33-year-old man living there has fathered 30 — yes, THIRTY — children and is asking the courts f...
“Hold on, honey. Have to make sure the lighting is good so I can post it on Twitter…” Photo Source
THINGS YOU OUGHTA KNOW: Alanis Morissette defends attachment parenting, saying she will breastfeed and sleep with 16-month-old son, Ever, until he wants to stop Which we can only hope leads to severe...
As you can see, our kids are ready to hit the streets of Los Angeles in their sweet wheels, so I just wanted to give fellow drivers a heads up. If you notice any of the following warning signs, well,...
Oh, major drama behind the scenes of The Wiggles, people — three members of the children’s music quartet will be retiring their colorful outfits and leaving the Australian band this year,...
When she asked for 8x10s, the photographer thought she meant the size of her bump(s) — in feet. Photo Source
Few things get women more impassioned than the breastfeeding versus formula discussion — except, perhaps, the equally important “Summer Neon Trend: Yay or Nay?” debate raging on a n...
If Toddlers & Tiaras is known for anything, it’s the education offered to contestants and viewers. (Seriously, I had no idea what a “flipper” was until I watched this show. My I...
Warning: Cake #6 is not entirely safe for work or for people with aversions to penises with faces. Im sure the concept of a dog playing with balls totally reassured him! "Retirement" is a dip...
I used to think David Hasselhoff was our most cringe-worthy export, but no…! Turns out, it’s our expectation that celebrities return to a size zero weeks after giving birth (coincidentall...
If we were to believe the covers of celebrity gossip rags, then all women magically shed their baby weight within a month and parade around in a bikini shouting, “I GOT MY BODY BACK, B*TCHES!...
Although he is only eleven months old, somehow our little guy has been cutting his top teeth for, oh, approximately nine years. Which got me to thinking…you know, teething isn’t all that ...
Congratulations! But…is it charcoal or gas? Photo Source
You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was giggling at such a sticker the other day when I thought, “How cool w...
DOUBLE THE CUTENESS: Mariah and Nick share a picture from Monroe & Moroccan’s first birthday party in Paris Matching white outfits — all the better to smear chocolate icing on! A MOTH...
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