Today I experienced my first baby sitting job. I think it went pretty well, considering I taught a 2 year how to ninja roll whilst screaming " NINJA!" Hopefully this will not be the end of ...
Today was my first day as an A+ tutor at a local elementary. I was assigned a 1st grade class and really nervous of having some kids that wouldnt like me... As soon as I walked into the class, one li...
For the past few weeks, my friend and I have been working on home ec projects. My teacher didnt know how to make what I wanted, so I had to figure it out myself. What are we making? Hogwarts robes. I...
Today I taught my 76 year old Nonna (italian for grandmother) the lyrics to "Sexy and I Know It." She wont stop singing it. MLIA
My friend and I were doing the lighting for our school talent show. We were in the lighting booth before the show, right behind the balcony, and for some reason we decided to write a rap. As we were ...
Today, I decided to go onto mystery seeker to see what all the hype was about. I entered the generic "Whats my mission?" and recieved, "Your mission is to fall down a flight of stairs....
Today in school our biology teacher told us a story about when she was younger. Apparently, a famous guy came to one of her karate classes and he asked for a volunteer to show him some of the moves t...
I work for a software company, and this morning I went down to kitchen, to find one of our developers with a box on her head that she had drawn a face on. She then proceeded to walk around with it sa...
Today, I learned that my parents decided to have their wedding on May 6th 1978 so they wouldnt forget it. In other words, they were married on 5/6/78. On the same day my family had a conversation in ...
Today I read a story that said "Today I read a story that said:"Today I read a story that said "Today I read: "Today I discovered that cotton candy is called fairy floss in the UK...
Today I finally decided to participate in the Google vs. Yahoo war. I looked up"if I ate" on each website. On Yahoo, the first link said "what if I eat the silica packets, marked do no...
Today, on facebook, I read: "Dear Twlight,Im sorry, I couldnt hear you over my amusement park.Sincerely, Harry Potter" The person who wrote this belongs here. TheirLIA
Today (well really last weekend), my family and my dads friends family went camping. My dads friend has a 5 year old daughter. She brought glowsticks. I taught her how to say Lumos everytime she crac...
The other day I locked my keys in my car. Like anyone else I called my mother to bring me the spare keys. When she pulled up she had the funniest look on her face. She looked at me and said "Dea...
A few days ago, me and my friend agreed that by the end of next year, we will have at least three "Ninja exit only" signs posted around my school. We had one in the cafeteria that lasted a ...
This morning before school, my mom had to sign a paper of my brothers because he got in trouble yesterday at school for causing disruptive behavior. What did my dear brother do, you might ask? He was...
Today I read the following story "just realized that, if you look closely, Belle from Beauty and the Beast is in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, walking away from the fountain, reading a book. Mind...
Today I read this story: "Today I read a post that said: "Today I discovered that if you go to 35 Sampsonia St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 on google maps and look at the picture, there is two gro...
Today my class went to a castle for an awards banquet. While most people were excited about the rooms and whatnot, my friend and I were more excited about the lamp post outside because it reminded us...
Today i read this post: "Today my mom, grandma, and I were putting flowers on graves for Memorial Day. I was looking at some of the other graves when I saw the name Potter. I ran to gets fome fl...
Today on my way to my physics class I realized that I had completely forgotten that I was supposed to construct a catapult for class. I quickly looked up easy ways to make a catapult and discovered t...
Today my boyfriend texted me with, "Come outside. I have a suprise for you." When I went outside he handed me a coconut. I think Im in love.
Today I went on MysterySeeker. When I asked for my mission, it told me to send a message to an email address, and wait for the answer, of course, I accepted this message. About 10 minutes later, I re...
A few days ago, at an advanced screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, everyone in the theatre took turns yelling out a character or phrase to see who could get the biggest response...
Today my sister posted on Facebook "Noooooo school! Thank you frosted flakes from the heavens!" Im never calling it snow again. H(her)LIA
Today, I decided to try out the Google/Yahoo War since Id been reading a lot of posts about it. I looked up "Why isnt 1" on both sites. Yahoo suggested "Why isnt 1 a prime number."...
In band class we were in the auditorium, not doing anything. So our student teacher told us we needed some entertainment. One student jumped up onstage and started playing "The Circle of Life&qu...
My history teacher seperated the class into four colors of green, red, blue and yellow. I was leader of the red group. I answered a question correctly about the Civil War. She looked at me and yelped...
Today i ate dinner with my family and my sisters friend. I was wearing a superman cape. No one said anything. MLIA
Today, I started singing along to the song "winter Wrap up" on my Ipod, which is from my little Pony. I was singing at the top of my lungs and dancing because I thought everyone was outback...
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