I recently stopped drinking alcohol. Today marks 45 days sober. And while I’m proud to say it, it sometimes sounds weird at the same time. The word sober. Because I never considered myself an a...
Humor your girl for a second while I pretend like I’m famous and go check out my interview at Loveless Society. - http://lovelesssociety.com/l oveless-victoria
MARDI GRAS. About a month or so ago, one of my very best friends, who I love to death (even after this horrible weekend trip) called me up with a plan for a weekend adventure. As a general rule of th...
Also known as This is why I don’t like to go out anymore. Also known as Dude, Really? What you are about to read is the exact conversation I had with some random guy who approached me last nigh...
I recently went to see a dermatologist to get put on a new skincare routine and as a result I’ve been using a new face wash and different topical creams for my mornings and evenings. Cool, righ...
Just in case y’all didn’t know, your girl is kinda crafty and whatnot, so I started another blog here –> http://fauxsunday.com <– as a sort of lifestyle blog where IR...
First, let me say Happy New Year. I celebrated this year at home with a group of friends and some board games. Good times all around. Nobody got drunk. Nobody cheated Taboo or any other game. Nobody ...
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” ― Dr...
I don’t have a whole lot to say tonight, I’m just laying here thinking about life and my past. You know, being all nostalgic and whatnot. And like I mentioned in the last post, I’ve...
In exactly 75 days, I’ll be 29 years old. Twenty. Nine. I’m not stressing about it. I actually welcome 29. To be honest, I’ve lived a pretty cushy life thus far. That’s not t...
The following story happened to me 8 months ago. I am not stuck in a time warp. Picture this. Except when you picture it, imagine that I’m looking movie star “just woke up” fabulou...
I remember when I was oh, maybe 15 or 16, standing in line at the bank, minding my own, when a young couple in front me started making out. It was disgusting. Angelina and Billy Bob disgusting. Had I...
So I finally watched the video to Lil Wayne’s How to Love, and while I wasn’t overly impressed with the video, I did appreciate the message that Wayne is sending out. Now, what I DID NOT...
I live a great life. I really do. Good job, great friends, roof over my head (that I own), food in my belly. Pug only has one eye, but hey, he’s happy too. But lately I’ve been thinking a...
I came to the realization a couple of years ago, that making better decisions is the key to a happier existance. Sounds so simple right? Because really, who sets out to make bad decisions? I know tha...
Note: This post has been in my drafts for 8 months, hence the reference to Christmas. I’m not sure why I never posted it, but here you go. My parents are here in ATL visiting for Christmas and ...
Not if you have a blog. So apparently, in Las Vegas, I look like an underage prostitute. I’ve been carded several times and propositioned even more times. This last one takes the fuckin cake th...
Looks like they read my blog.
Someone commented on one of my previous blogs and basically told me I must be young because all I do is write about boys when I really should be writing about more pressing issues. Now, I wasn’...
Stalk me on tumblr.
If you know me, or follow me on twitter, then you know I like to frequent the bar. But that’s neither here nor there. The bar is merely the setting for quite possibly the most annoying conversa...
I get asked stupid questions on the daily. I could easily give you a good 30 just from my coworker who I so lovingly like to call Dum Dum. She don’t know I call her that, but I do, and for good...
It’s been brought to my attention that I write about relationships alot, despite the fact that it’s been many years since I’ve actually been in one. To that, I say “so what....
Now don’t get me wrong. I live for technology. LIVE FOR IT. But sometimes it makes it way to easy to get comfortable with someone , and not in snuggie sense of the word. I don’t even thin...
Now before I start, let me preface this by saying, that I, myself, have been guilty of what I like to call the ‘push back’. You know, when the person you’ve been seeing starts gett...
It’s been a long time since I’ve fallen in love with somebody. And really, that’s only even happened once in my 26 years. I like to blame it on my G-ness and that us natural born G...
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