I feel like we should name this bad boy. Leave your idea in the comments below. Funniest name wins a pound of fromunda cheese. Arkansas
Hey cut her some slack, it’s tough packing all that sexiness into one outfit. It’s both a gift and a curse! Kentucky
This is exactly how I looked this morning. I ate and drank so much yesterday that I actually had to go up a shirt size. Impressive, yet sad. Anyone else in the same boat? Arkansas & California
We would like to thank all of those who have served our fine country…U.S.A.!!! California
Ahhhhh!!!! Ahhh!!!!! $2 SHOES!!!! Ahhhh!!!!! IMMA BREAK YO F*CKIN’ FACE IF YOU DON’T GET OUT OF MY DAMN PATH OF DESTRUCTION!!!!! Georgia
Let’s look through the brush in this version of Who Wears It Better: George The Animal Steele Edition. Canada
Little dude, take note of how NOT to wear your sweatpants. Although if you sag yours down to show off your diaper that might actually be kinda badass. Missouri
I was going to ask what would posses you to put a 6 foot wing on that hoopty but it’s apparent Viet-goddamn-Nam is what happened. West Virginia
I’m not really sure what I need to think over, but chances are good if you like to preach via personal mobile signs you probably think running a website like this is writing my own passage to h...
It’s cool, guys don’t bother looking at a woman’s face when they flash them anyway, this just saves us the trouble. Florida
Ehhh ohhh! Call the fire department ’cause this couple is just too hot to handle. What’s that? Those aren’t real flames? Oh, well then I guess this is just Hell on Earth, and if tha...
Apparently he only had $5 on him… Kentucky
I instantly thought of the Village People so I hope you’re ready for some knowledge bombs to be dropped on you. Let’s start with the fact that not all of the Village People were gay (alth...
What? You know a better way to dry a sweaty crack? Oh you do? Well then, maybe he just likes the feeling of hot air jetting into his poop shoot. Unknown
At first I thought maybe she was just cool with having her kid lay on the nasty floor, but the more I think of it the more I hope this is just a sweet reenactment of “I Didn’t Know I Was ...
What does everybody want?! What does everybody need?! Arizona & Texas
Sommabitch, once again I feel like a broken record. Medical condition – ya, seems like it sucks. I get that. Lack of courtesy in covering it up so the rest of us don’t have to watch your ...
I don’t play games, except Who Wears It Better: The Writing On The Wall Edition. So my literate friends, are you feeling like a beach bum today or are you trying to spice up your life? Californ...
Side boob – not always as good as it sounds. By the way, that’s advice for both having it and looking at it. Texas
That’s right ladies, anytime anywhere, getting that bronze for the beach. Personally I’m a little disappointed they don’t have the dedication to do it nude so there won’t be a...
What’s wrong? Could you not fit “Unable to defend themselves” and “Has no family or friends that will know if they are missing” on there as well? New Hampshire
OH GEEZ!!!! Green shoes with that blue outfit, really? Oh ya, and the upper part of your fupa is showing. Hmm, that’s not something you get to say often. Texas
Sometimes my job is easy, like when someone’s face in the picture pretty much sums up everything I need to say. Unknown
Oh, well it’s a good thing you warned me because I was sooo close to just grindin’ all up on you. It’s tough for me to control myself when you look so damn tasty…dick-hole. Ma...
That’s ironic, I’m pretty sure the world would have been better off if all of you happened to end up as nothing more than knuckle children yourselves. Louisiana
Let’s end the work week with a special edition of Who Wears It Better: Checkin’ Ya Out At The Checkout Edition. So my fellow bottom biscuit lovers, which one would you put in your trunk a...
Ya know, it’s not often we see someone with such great core values on this site. All very excellent qualities and very commend….dammit, it spells out ‘Huge Cock’. Son of a bee...
Ahh yes, self-expression via vanity plates. Sure, nobody cares that I think I am a “GR8LAY” but that doesn’t stop me from spelling it out for everyone. So what plate would you guys ...
Oh my sweet Mother Mary! Is…is that a fro-hawk? What the shiznit? That’s dope as hell, not to mention it took my like 3 minutes before I even realized you are wearing a camo wife-beater! ...
They say the brightest star may have already burnt out. So fortunately for you and unfortunately for us, it seems you still have quite some time left. Texas
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