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10 February, 2013 11:35

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Working Hard or Hardly Working?

Ok, so I’ll admit sometimes I enjoy “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and I even follow some of them on Twitter. Over the past few weeks I have been seeing tweets from Khloe Kardashian about her...

Jan 30, 2012 Like

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Swift Justice with Nancy Grace – Friday the 13th – The Girl in the Red Dress

Swift Justice with Nancy Grace – This Week’s Shows: Cases airing this week – SwiftJustice.com. Everyone needs their fifteen minutes of SHAME. Enjoy people. P.S. I don’t think the air date was a...

May 13, 2011 Like

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Chihuahua Love

“The purity of a person’s heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals” ~ Anonymous My Chihuahua Chloe turns 14 today – I can’t believe that Ive had fourteen years with her. My...

Apr 30, 2011 Like

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Forget Mace, Want a Man to Leave You Alone…Start Talking About Doggie Pageants

I’ve been working a temp job all week and answering the phones at the front desk can get a bit lonely but because I am crafty I have no problem “creating my own entertainment”. This idea was...

Mar 26, 2011 Like

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Fair Weather Friends Flock Together and Stay the Flock Away From Me

“So what she/he keeps talking about you and hating on you. What do you think a “hater’s” job is to hate. If you have someone hating on you right now you better think of how to get 5 more people...

Mar 25, 2011 Like

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Lunchtime Entertainment, Free of Charge

I think Mr. Hand from Fast Times at Ridgemont high was on to something with his suspicions that everyone is on dope… So I am sitting in the lobby of the building taking a lunch break and well...

Mar 3, 2011 Like

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Your Cock is Not THAT Big

This has been bothering me for a long time about public transportation… Why do a large number of men sit with their legs wide open taking up two seats when someone else could be sitting there?...

Mar 2, 2011 Like

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Promise Me Red Carpet, Deliver NASCAR and I’ll Get You Sick

As a hypochondriac I try to stay off sights like webmd but maybe theres something about treating illnesses that aren’t there… It makes you feel better in your head and you never risk getting anyone...

Feb 20, 2011 Like

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Chloe Says “GRRRRRRRRR” to the City of Dallas

Really? Is everyone in the city of DALLAS on CRACK? This is embarrassing. Michael Vick was given a key to the city of DALLAS! My head is spinning and there are those little birdies circling above...

Feb 8, 2011 Like

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I Can Do Lots of Things; Except Control What Comes Out of my Mouth

Fucking Up IS Funny… it is!!! Well I had another interview and well I’m a little rusty… well, a lot rusty. I did great today but then near the end (after making it through like 7 people) I of...

Feb 8, 2011 Like

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Football Season Is Over; Take Care of Your Dogs or Hire a Dog Walker

I’m talking to you Martellus Bennett. Yes, your bigger than me, yes, you could squash me like a bug but I don’t care. Not only have you caused hundreds of people in your neighborhood who work...

Feb 1, 2011 Like

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I’m Always Wrong, Shouldnt be Allowed to Make Decisions AND i’m a terrible Luch Date

Wow. The older I get the stupider I feel. I have had to live with the fact that I am hard headed and decided to learn every life lesson the hard way. Lately, I have realized that I have been the...

Jan 26, 2011 Like

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New Career Paths, Almost as Much Fun as the Yellow Brick Road

Dallas Craigslist was full of interesting job opportunity’s today… I thought I would share a few in case you are looking to make a total career change and can’t seem to find any appealing options....

Jan 14, 2011 Like

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My Name is Not Carla, Inc.

Seriously I don’t have the energy to have as many costume changes as fitting in, getting a good job or getting some guy to put a ring on it requires (mostly because I don’t like the costumes). Is...

Jan 13, 2011 Like

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The Soundtrack with Magic Powers

Happy Thanksgiving. Lucky for all of my friends – since I have been evicted none of you will be forced to dress up as a Pilgrim or a turkey but don’t worry this distraction is only temporary. Since...

Nov 23, 2010 Like

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Running Down A Dream is not for Girls who Failed Gym Class

Getting that big impressive title and corner office is the “American Dream,” right? Or so you thought or so we are taught. How come no one tells you that the dream you feel obligated to chase...

Nov 10, 2010 Like

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I Don’t Wear a Halo & Even Cher Cant Turn Back Time

Since I am cleaning out the closet I am also taking responsibility for the hurtful things I have done and apologizing. I dont expect forgiveness or deserve it but I have seen the damage I have...

Nov 6, 2010 Like

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Dear Bad Egg, There has Been a Change in Plans

I know I told Bad Egg that my other letter would be the last words she would hear from me but I felt that my first letter failed to at least generate a little bit of emotion… so I thought I would...

Nov 6, 2010 Like

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A Goodbye From Bad Egg

Every egg has their say. After months and months of me being silent and abandoning everyone in my life because of the affects that my relationship with Bad Egg and MH the Evil Villan. I have...

Nov 5, 2010 Like

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Good Bye Bad Egg

I decided that I needed to get rid of the bad eggs in my life I decided to say things that I should have said a long time ago. I think that I am wasting my time and that in the end I will be alone...

Nov 4, 2010 Like

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I love the 80s

Oh the good old days were so much fun.

Aug 13, 2010 Like

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Talking to Girls About Duran Duran (via Eleventh Stack)

hell yes. I love any excuse to get out the crimper or my pretty in pink prom dresses that I keep obsessively buying on half price Wednesday at the goodwill. I spent five hours last halloween...

Aug 13, 2010 Like

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Can Anyone REALLY Explain What This Means Exactly?

marijuana-induced crime? Seriously? What the fuck is a marijuana induced crime? Who makes this stuff up? More importantly, who really believes that this is a REAL problem in the world? Make me...

Aug 12, 2010 Like

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Tax Deductions You May Have Overlooked – Maybe There is Hope Afterall

Thanks to Walmart.com I am posting this very helpful list of overlook deductions just for all of you who are like me and wait until the very last minute to do your taxes — if you do them at all…...

Apr 12, 2010 Like

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Windows 7 I Hate You and The Version of Windows on My Cell Phone TOO

I have had enough of WINDOWS. I am tired of getting sucked into hours and hours of troubleshooting with Microsoft, the geek squad best buy and AT&T’s help desk. What prompted this post today?...

Apr 10, 2010 Like

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It’s Only Love That Gets You Through (According to Sade)

I was going to get on my soap box this morning but I just dont have any fight in me today. Instead enjoy this song. Its beautiful – I still hate it on repeat. XXOO Carla Girl you are rich even with...

Feb 27, 2010 Like

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Decision Making can be Downright Crippling to A Control Freak

Decision Making can be Downright Crippling to A Control Freak So while reading blogs this morning I found a new one I really love and you should check it out if you have time. In one of the posts...

Feb 24, 2010 Like

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Recession Surviving for the Realistic…Or Desperate

Tired of being unemployed? Tried everything you could think of to generate extra cash? Have you sent out your resumé to your friends, family and anyone else you know so many times that it seriously...

Feb 11, 2010 Like

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Mediocrity Mockery

10 February, 2013 11:35

Working Hard or Hardly Working?

Swift Justice with Nancy Grace – Friday the 13th – The Girl in the Red Dress

Chihuahua Love

Forget Mace, Want a Man to Leave You Alone…Start Talking About Doggie Pageants

Fair Weather Friends Flock Together and Stay the Flock Away From Me

Lunchtime Entertainment, Free of Charge

Your Cock is Not THAT Big

Promise Me Red Carpet, Deliver NASCAR and I’ll Get You Sick

Chloe Says “GRRRRRRRRR” to the City of Dallas

I Can Do Lots of Things; Except Control What Comes Out of my Mouth

Football Season Is Over; Take Care of Your Dogs or Hire a Dog Walker

I’m Always Wrong, Shouldnt be Allowed to Make Decisions AND i’m a terrible Luch Date

New Career Paths, Almost as Much Fun as the Yellow Brick Road

My Name is Not Carla, Inc.

The Soundtrack with Magic Powers

Running Down A Dream is not for Girls who Failed Gym Class

I Don’t Wear a Halo & Even Cher Cant Turn Back Time

Dear Bad Egg, There has Been a Change in Plans

A Goodbye From Bad Egg

Good Bye Bad Egg

I love the 80s

Talking to Girls About Duran Duran (via Eleventh Stack)

Can Anyone REALLY Explain What This Means Exactly?

Tax Deductions You May Have Overlooked – Maybe There is Hope Afterall

Windows 7 I Hate You and The Version of Windows on My Cell Phone TOO

It’s Only Love That Gets You Through (According to Sade)

Decision Making can be Downright Crippling to A Control Freak

Recession Surviving for the Realistic…Or Desperate

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