DISPATCH FROM THE ORIENT: With wine supply at a perilous low, and tension with the hill dwellers unresolved (something about “vendetta”), I was forced to abandon the FUSE tower and flee for my life i...
Dispatch from wintër wünderland: So much for isolation. One decent snowstorm and the entire bloody loch has frozen solid. You can literally walk right up to my clock tower, so now a crowd of herdsman...
Happy holidays to the Waschbärgesellschaft and “Hallo” from the brand new Raccoon Society Headquarters in Stockerhöfe, Austria! I wasn’t getting the solitude I needed for writing in NYC, so FUSE kind...
Loyal Raccoons, Happy Thanksgiving? Despite being an American holiday, and (ah-hem) last week, it’s still a cool opp for all of us to reflect on the things for which we are grateful. Eg: I’m grateful...
Raccoons, Please continue comments and questions in the previous post. As I finish answering PART II of your 20 Questions, I thought Id leave you with a new poem. In other news, my venus fly trap is ...
Fellow homosapiens and nocturnal rodents, Hope you are all enjoying the autumn. As I always say, magic things happen when it’s hoody weather outside. It continues to amaze me, just how thoughtful and...
Dear Raccoons, As you know, the subject of teen bullying comes up often in this column. You can click HERE to read my response to Jade & Lilly, and click HERE to read an earlier response to Heath...
In a previous post, we received a touching letter from Clair in Ohio. Clair and her husband have struggled for 9 years to start a family-- but despite the hardships, their commitment to one another r...
1. Oh great and wise Papa Raccoon: I am a 20-something, broke-ass, intellectual pseudo-hipster girl who has just moved to Chicago to work at the Art Institute. What the hell is there to do around her...
Want more? Read Mats daily Tweets HERE. PETER GABRIEL & KATE BUSH - Dont Give Up_2 Powered by mp3skull.com Hey Mat, Im the one who Tweeted you a picture of my new tattoo this past weekend. (The b...
Want more? Read Mats daily tweets HERE, or view his Facebook page HERE 1.Dear Papa Raccoon, In the past few months Ive developed what I believe to be trichotillomania - compulsive hair pulling. Essen...
WANT MORE? CLICK HERE TO READ MATS DAILY TWEETS, or CLICK HERE FOR HIS OFFICIAL FACEBOOK PAGE 1. Mat, I recently got the news that Im going to die in the next ten years from a medical illness that I....
READ MATS DAILY TWEETS HERE @MATDEVINESLIFE and @RACCOON_SOCIETY DRINKING: Chartreuse liquor, Mint Green tea, Liquid Hydrocodone, Pinot, Stellas and peanut butter shakes EATING: Scallop carpaccio wit...
Moving from Chicago to NYC, so my friends are auctioning 80 random things from my home and donating a share to one of my favorite charities, TWLOHA, To Write Love on Her Arms, dedicated to suicide pr...
...CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT MATS DAILY TWEETS I woke up today to the sight of the neighborhood squirrel INSIDE my living room taking a shit on my radiator. That’s hardly pertinent to this week’s quest...
THANK YOU ALL who contributed and all who tuned in as The Raccoon Society invaded Josh Madden’s Idobi Radio show Apr 14 and Apr 21. We had a blast answering your questions, playing songs, and due to ...
CLICK HERE TO READ MATS DAILY TWEETS Dear Mom, I made the mistake of looking in the mirror when I woke up this morning. Skin tone even more pale and clay-like than usual. “Hey, Quazimoto, down from t...
Due to the overwhelming number of profound and incredible questions submitted, not only will I answer several in the blog (posting soon) but in addition, Ive decided to enlist my friend, Josh Madden,...
[ To all Raccoons and fans of Davey Havok, THANK YOU for all your incredible questions and for sharing your personal stories. We’ve selected 10 and are in the process of answering them now. Thank you...
Congratulations to our friend Davey Havok who joins the cast of American Idiot on Broadway this week. Hes kindly agreed to share some of his wisdom with the Raccoon Society, so feel free to submit yo...
Dear Mom, The Mass Transit situation here is thorny. Just when I think I have it licked, I hop on the F Train alongside two or three hipster Pratt students and start reading a few pages of that Jean ...
For a minute there you almost thought you were cool... Sitting alone at a table in Starbucks on Bleeker-- Writing your new Fuse blog, chilling your sake and eating your salmon bento box like a genuin...
Martin Luther King, Jr. is quoted as saying, "Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." I think he would have enjoyed hanging with our fans. It goes without saying t...
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Get ready. The OFFICIAL Kill Hannah Promise Me music video comes out TUESDAY, JAN 18! In the meantime, please enjoy these EXCLUSIVE Behind-the-Scenes clips! xo PART 1 PART II PART 3 SHOT BY TOMMY P S...
Dear Mom, That squirrel that hung out at my window on Xmas? The one I thought was so cute? Turns out its a total asshole. Do you realize, he only eats Japanese organic raw nonpareil almonds now? I th...
Like you, I happily bombarded my retinas with thousands of YouTube videos in 2010. Generally, I ascribe the word "GREAT" to those select clips which either moved me emotionally, inspired me...
26. @OtepBert @RACCOON_SOCIETY Would you ever pose for playgirl? Youre sexy & handsome. Pay attention everyone. This is why I say drinking and tweeting is a dangerous combination. Have you any id...
Turkeys always remind me of Snooki. Theyre short and feisty, and after hours of baking they become orange brown, taut, oily and delicious. My advice to you on this special day: Eating a turkey with y...
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