(picture idea via @mazzagab) Hey Ho. Hey Ho. It’s Oscar season. They win. We lose. Who’s gonna get the best movie and who’s gonna get Black Swan-ed? I’m gonna have to admit th...
Ocean Friends Barbie and Keiko My sister had this Barbie and its whale friend which I can only imagine was released at the height of the Free Willie craze. Why again were we all so obsessed with kill...
This robot woman gives birth to a robot baby through her robot vagina. Her ROBOT VAGINA. This is a thing that was created to help medical students practice delivering human babies while being able to...
Yesterday was the 25th anniversary of the release of The Legend of Zelda for the Nintendo Entertainment System. My childhood was never the same. Despite the fact that I was probably too young to even...
Britney’s new video for her single Hold it Against Me premiered tonight on MTV whatever they don’t play music who cares! Good insult! Read that on the internet? Shut up goober and having ...
Uncle Majic the Hip Hop Magician I saw this commercial late Monday night while watching an episode of Bad Girls Club and I was convinced I was actually watching a commercial for an upcoming episode o...
I’ve never passed out in my life. But one time I came close when I was running. Thankfully, I did not because I would have fallen into a stream where no one would find me and I’d be gross...
Welp, it won’t be long now until some crazy and terrible woman stuffs something like this up her baby-door and pretends that she gave birth to a real robot fetus creature. And that my friendshi...
Whole Health Dentistry This is a commercial from back in my homeland of Ohio. It’s a local teef care facility and though I have never been there, I know their theme song as if I wrote it myself...
…and it changed my life. That’s right. The film debut of Britney Spears was on demand and my roommates and I decided to watch it. I was a little apprehensive to watch, I’m not going...
Sure, science can explain this unexplainable phenomenon pretty easily it’s wireless or something but, I’m still pretty sure I don’t know how it works. And you know what science CAN&...
This meeting is for students to really get a solid grasp on their upcoming final progects. thanks Gian
It’s been a long while since I talked about Pretty Littles Liars and I apologize for that because it’s the best show on television of life. Now that it’s well into the second half o...
Trojan Tri-phoria Massager Laaaaaaaadies! This one’s for you! The Trojan Tri-Phoria Massager. All your dreams can come true! I don’t have much to say about the product because the commerc...
I was gonna try to make fun of this Tron Segway like it was some sort of life long virginity badge but Id totally take this for a spin and never walk again in my life - walking is for assholes if I h...
Let me first start off by saying this. Secondly, let me say that this may seem kinda gross to you, but obviously, youve never put this delectable deliciousness in your mouth. Maris Bacon Jam is a won...
THIS CAKE IS WHAT I WANT FOR EVERY BIRTHDAY/WEDDING/RETIREMENTPAR TY THAT I AM EVER BEING HONORED FOR. FOREVER. This is seriously my childhood in cake form. Kill me now because I know Ill never have t...
BARE LIFTS What do you do when your boobs are sag sacks and you are getting ready to have a night out on the town in your brand new strapless tramp dress to find yourself a man!? You cant let those s...
Its been a full month or two long bender since Bad Girls Club: Miami ended and what a sad, sober, and quiet time it was. Thankfully, OXYGEN is ready to remedy that situation with an all new season. B...
Im not always on board the Jim Carrey train because I get anxiety attacks when people real needy for attention true story, I had a crippling anxiety attack on NJ Transit one time watching a kid ask h...
I had to work today. Today is Saturday. On this Saturday I had to be at work at 7am. That is officially THREE hours earlier than when I normally have to arrive at work. On days that are not Saturdays...
This sassy-eyed petunia is Heidi the Cross-Eyed Possum I refuse to add the "O" because Im not an asshat and shes a famous resident of some German zoo. Famous you ask? How could a good ol Verg...
this is my actual dog. ::DISCLAIMER:: Friendships. Do you have pets? You do! Wonderful. My family has a pet dog named Bo. He is great. He sleeps curled up in a ball like a small dog would even though...
like shooting millions of dead fish in a bay I wasnt gonna say anything when all of those birds dropped out of the sky in Arkansas when fireworks got them or something, because we all love fireworks....
Oh Ohio... This is 850 pounds of marijuana. It was discovered in the home of a Butler County man after he called the police because he had been shot in the face by some peeps that were breaking into ...
The worlds gift to print, Vanity Fair, has a spread on the worlds enemy to teenage hymens, Justin Bieber and as you can obviously expect from two of the worlds greatest creations, its the greatest. I...
GPS devices are awesome because navigating the roads of New Jersey where I reside on the regs is like trying to navigate an M. C. Escher painting. And have you ever needed to print directions off Goo...
2011 brings segments back from heaven! Thats right, Commercial of the Week is back! Oh zing zang burp! This commercial is way old, but it appeared today while my ma and I were enjoying a nice episode...
yarssss plezzzzz Aaaaaaannnnnd, after over a month of wah wah zingo nothing, Im back dont call it a comeback (barf)! Back from what? A terrible bout with Minecraft kill.me.now., an embarrassing addic...
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