Let’s take a look at what Amanda Bynes has amazingly been able to accomplish in the few weeks since her DUI arrest if accomplish means being goddamn terror on wheels while the police presumably...
Michael Lohan recently enjoyed a temporary reprieve and was allowed to suckle off the somehow lucrative Lindsay Lohan teat for as long as he could keep his mouth shut and not go blabbing to the press...
“‘Em boys ain’t even cookin’ mah chick’n right. Jayden! Light the grill with mama’s cigarettes. Cig. A. Rettes. Her special smoke candy. There ya go.” Last w...
Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian basically accused British Airways of opening her bags and stealing shit directly from them. Via Twitter: Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage &...
Before I even get into the latest bullshit report about Justin Bieber “assaulting” the paparazzo above, here’s a pretty relevant excerpt from his recent GQ interview where he agreed...
- Hot girls in the middle of nowhere. - Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be getting back together. - While Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony want you to think they are so you’ll buy tickets to...
While the rest of sat around honoring those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by drunkenly stuffing our America-holes full of beef wrapped in various animal casings, Coco hosted a pool party in Vegas o...
Welcome to another infected exciting installment of The Most Important People on the Internet brought to you by the letters, S, T and D and featuring an almost gynecological glimpse into Paris Hilton...
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, toda...
With a dressing room stocked full of fried chicken, tater salad and all the Doritos a girl can eat hanging in the balance, you’d just assume Britney Spears would take her first day as an X Fact...
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You may have noticed Kanye West and Kim Kardashian all over the place at Cannes which of course turned out to be a giant publicity grab (See how empty they are inside?) for his short film “expe...
Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I’ll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn...
- Tom Hiddleston is a huge dork and it’s hot, say women. - Are there awards for dentistry? Give this woman all of them. ALL OF THEM. - Lindsay Lohan found the perfect Dick. - Stole somebodyR...
Why hello, boo- AHHH! Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which draws pretty heavily on one particular event at Cannes, mostly because lots of breasts were present, but more importantly be...
Despite being a ward of the state, Britney Spears is getting $15 million to judge X-Factor but that don’t mean a girl can’t ask for some chicken and potato salad delivered to her dressing...
Incontinence got you down? When I found out Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman were starring in a movie called The Paperboy, I honestly just assumed it was an adaptation of the classic arcade game because H...
Besides these. Before I get started, there’s a rumor floating around that John Travolta either attempted to, or is currently attempting to, leave the Church of Scientology hence the recent onsl...
When Kelly Clarkson was born, she must’ve really pissed off God considering he felt the need to curse her with the worst body type imaginable: Chunky with no boobs. However, despite claims abou...
Bill Clinton and Prince Albert of Monaco hosted a star-studded charity gala last night featuring such celebrities as Joshua Jackson, Diane Kruger, will.i.am and, most hilariously, Gwyneth Paltrow who...
- It’s Redhead Thursday. - Jennifer Lopez got Casper Smart his own TV show. No, really. - Sharon Stone apparently hates Filipinos now. - Anyone else completely forget that Jesse James‘ ex...
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that unapologetically begins and ends with Kelly Brook, because I understand how to keep a job that lets me work in my jam-jams. We’ve also got J...
Here’s Michelle Rodriguez at Eden Roc where she stays every year for Cannes because she’s a bisexual spider-monkey who constantly dives off shit. Also, they let her jump on top of cars as...
You and I live boring, conventional lives where getting invited over to someone’s house and being asked to remove our shoes is generally accepted because we all know shampooing carpets takes fu...
Earlier this morning, I linked to an article on Lainey Gossip that identified Tara Reid‘s date to a Cannes yacht party as diamond mogul Fawaz Gruosi, so here are a bunch more pics of Tara at Ca...
In case you thought Courtney Stodden only wears lingerie to bake with her mom, here she is not so much washing a Mercedes as her heaving, child-bride implants except I don’t even know why I jus...
John Mayer has a new album to promote, so it’s time to make with what he thinks are hilarious slice-of-life stories about how much pussy he gets because he’s so super-rich it doesn’...
Because soon people will realize they’ve been hypnotized into staring at the warthog from The Lion King get the clap and stop watching, Snooki is selling every last detail of her pregnancy to a...
Okay, so that headline may not be entirely true – Although, she did turn down that DNA test. – but it is one of the 800 random things Tracy Morgan said during his appearance on Conan last...
- A woman’s abs are like magic. - Apparently jabbing your penis into a pile of Silly Putty with tits is the new Faberge Egg. - Weird Things Your Favorite Teen And Child Stars Are Up To Now - So Brad ...
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