A bar chart of my recent prints poll. Leading with 46 votes is Pastry Queen. Thank you to everyone who voted in the prints poll, I had SO many responses it was overwhelming! Now I need to figure out ...
A dodgy panorama photo of lots of my recent drawings laid out on my bed. You’ve been asking for prints for months and months and now I think I’m ready to deliver! Before I go ahead and or...
A pencil sketch of a fat lady wearing a ruffly top and knickerbockers. Lately I’ve been looking through my sketchbooks and revisiting bits and pieces of drawings that I want to resolve to a poi...
A watercolour and ink illustration of a fat person with a cow head wearing a floral dress and platform heels in some kind of glamorous running pose. A daisy strewn banner overhead says Fat Cow. A wat...
My lilac leopard gradient nails. I picked up three Orly nail polishes for $10 the other day (ie: a BARGAIN) and wanted to use Glitz, a gold, immediately! I didn’t want to do a plain gold becaus...
A photo of Sonya and I walking in the mid distance along a path beside an old building. I’ve only just gotten around to pulling the photos from our holiday off the camera, and unsurprisingly th...
A watercolour and ink illustration of a woman with long brown hair with a curly pomp holding up a hand mirror. Text above says "Look at yourself!" and text on the mirror says "Stop loo...
Watercolour self portrait of me, standing with a pair of crutches under my arms and wearing a denim jacket, short dress and pink gradient leggings with a CAM boot on one leg. Text in a speech bubble ...
A watercolour and ink illustration of a beehived green/blue haired babe wearing a pink top with a doily collar and red bow as they lick their upper lip. A watercolour and ink self portrait of me hold...
A watercolour and ink illustration of a teal haired fat babe's face with a languorous expression, dripping blush and lipstick and a donut necklace that says "Glutton". Various fat rela...
I haven’t written much in a long time due to poor cognitive happenings, but this wouldn’t stop buzzing around my head so I wanted to write it out! Please note, that this is not a feminism...
A photo of me rolling around on the bed wearing a blue flower crown. If you’ve signed up for the Fancy Lady Industries mailing list you probably already know that the patches and flower crowns ...
A black and white outfit photo of me wearing all black, posing with my hand on my hip in the garden. I’ve long given up on trying to come up with original and witty blog subjects, so today I am...
I wore something really cute the other day (and in days before that) but I have been so busy (oh just casually buying a HOUSE! and doing other things) that I’ve not had a moment to grab Nick to...
I’ve been making these flower crowns lately and today I finally put on make up (including the successful application of false eyelashes for the first time ever) so I convinced a tired Nick to t...
An illustration of a naked fat girl making an "ok" sign with one hand. Text surrounding says "Big girls donut cry" with icing and sprinkles on the tops of the letters. An illustra...
Listen up! I am not going to feel bad about having a blog holiday, orright?! Sorry about the defensive opener, but yes, I have been away. No I haven’t been doing anything too exciting, in fact ...
Just a short post to deposit some of my latest creative thingies. I look at these images and feel like they were all done by different people, the styles are so seemingly disparate, but I kind of fee...
I don’t have much to say at the moment, but I have been drawing and practicing watercolours. Painting, whether it be acrylic or watercolour, terrifies me. There’s something so final about...
A collage of three images: Zoe being fabulous with a pink floral headpiece and wearing a vain necklace while holding a mirror; a graphic that says "Vain. Because I'm amazing."; and the...
It’s been a bit of a bumpy start to the year so I’ve been trying to take care of myself as best I can, but the upshot has been having more time to create. Actually my frenzied swings betw...
Erin and I posing with smiles and hands under our chins, maximising our cuteness. Last week we were in Brisbane and Erin was on the Sunshine Coast visiting her family so we took advantage of this and...
Purple, pink, blue baubles on the tree (including tiny mirrored disco balls!) I know everyone’s already posted their holiday photos but we were staying at Mum and Dad’s and I only just mu...
A collage of 12 drawings I did this year. Last year sucked for a lot of reasons. Anxiety and depression threatened to take everything I knew away from me. I was admitted to a psych ward. Diagnosed wi...
Illustration of a pale skinned fat babe with short green hair posing with one arm up to reveal curls of pit hair. A tattoo on their other arm says UGLY CUTE and sunflower petals circle their elbow. M...
At the risk of more people misunderstanding this UGLY PRIDE concept, I present two more illustrations. I’m still working on a “manifugsto” of UGLY, so please bare with me as I wrest...
Nick and I posing with Miffy, who looks incredibly displeased, with hand lettering saying "Happy Holidays! ♥ The Perkinseses" while Miffy is thinking "Ugh! Humans!" But we ...
Like many people, I’ve spent a long time fretting over being ugly. Beauty, or being pale and smooth skinned, able bodied, straight haired, thin, with symmetrical features amongst many others of...
Today is my for-realsies birthday! Getting older is such an odd thing, I said that I still feel like an awkward 16 year old and my mother-in-law replied that she feels the same way too. It seems that...
The spokes inside the Wheel of Brisbane against the twilight sky. [Warning: this post contains an animated gif.] The Wheel of Brisbane is pretty much a huge laughing stock situated at South Bank, a s...
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