Apparently this using-up-all-my-legal-pads-whi le-only-half-listening-to-webi nars thing has become a whole...you know, "Thing," because look at how I am back! And it hasnt even been a whole ye...
I tried to publish this picture on the Facebook page, which is where Ive been doing the majority of my chatting lately (majority = all), but then it was too big, and so you couldnt really see it. And...
A few weeks ago, we did the great chip-tasting-thing, and I think I came up with a name for it at the time (chip off? Chip Off of the old something? I forget that particular cleverness, possibly fore...
This entry was originally posted on June 18, 2005. Its been six years. *** About a month ago, our friends Noah and Ash came over for a small, intimate, us-only dinner party at my parents house, becau...
So, as I have mentioned (or, probably it is better to say “bitched about unendingly”) over on the Facebook page, I recently had the overwhelmingly stupid idea to organize my craft room. It had been g...
And also me. But we will get to that. Woo, journaling! So, know what is the funniest part of that last entry? The fact that uniquity is actually a word. Not according to spellcheck, but spellcheck al...
So, I’ve been thinking about this website, and about how sometimes, very large chunks of time go by between me inadvertently committing a felony and Brian sealing a live animal in our wall, and when ...
And I do feel fine, as a matter of fact. Even though I very much agree with Roger Eberts assessment of the whole debacle: "Think what could have been done with the $100 million spent to advertise...
Actually, we already have lawyers and guns. Just send cash! Because, thanks to me being a complete and total disaster as a grown-up, I have none. And also I am slightly a felon. Hi! It has been a bus...
But in the meantime, before I am wracked by guilt and have to learn how to do penance or something, and seeing as hes so Cured and all, can we just enjoy the beauty of Charlie Sheens words, as relate...
Because its administrative and boring, but I just wanted to let yall know some various things, which are of varying levels of interestingness -- they are as follows! 1. I have a Facebook page now! Ar...
So! I survived the snow. I did not like it, and I got...a little "stir crazy," as the CNN experts called it, but I lived. Meanwhile, poor Brian managed to get home around 2 a.m. Friday mornin...
Oh, good Lord, yall. So, Id love to be posting some cleverly structured story of excitement and hilarity, where Cookie gets hit by a car, or the dogs do something that results in me sprinting naked d...
Every morning for the last month or so, around the same time Im pulling into the Rape Garage for work, my blackberry gives off a little email buzzle to alert me to the fact that, LO, once again, Mart...
Hello, you sweet things. Guess the hell what? We diiiiiiiid! Senator Sasquatch has become Mr. Doxie, and its time for a brand new adventure. Its been way too long, Im happier than Ive ever been, and ...
Well, first and foremost...wow. Just holy shit, wow, whoa, and other assorted expressions of surprise, because...seriously, wow, y'all. I am completely overwhelmed by how many people stuck around, an...
Hey, old friend. It's been quite, quite a while. Actually, I'll be specific: it's been a year. Almost exactly, like eight days shy. But tonight, right now, is the very first time I've been back to th...
A few years ago, I wrote an entry for our dear friend, Mister Phil, who had just been diagnosed with cancer. And I asked everyone to leave comments wishing him well, and almost 300 people were kind e...
So, sweet internet, Im sorry its been a while since my last post, but weve been busy beavers over here. And that is because last Friday, our awesome, adorable Cookie turned 30! Thirty! Which constitu...
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