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hollywood farm girl
hollywoodfarmgirl.blogspot.com
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I've partied with the farmers, I've partied with the famous. I think the farmers are more fun. I'm trying to braid my Hollywood reality with my real life reality, with my childhood reality, which was thisclose to a Romanian Orphan's childhood, with some Mommy Dearest thrown in for good measure. * these are my words, my thoughts: tammy lynn etheridge. not melissa's, not joe's, not sally's. and i own the copyrights of the photos on this site.
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Truth and ASSumptions: A Show In The Round

im gonna give you$20 allowancechildand call it all yoursbut firstfrom your $20i must withhold $5 for this$3 for thatanother $5 for something elseO kidwhat does it matterif your hand only ends up with...

15 apr 12

laundering secrets

standing outsideall that clean fresh air of Los Angeles(smog-free, of course)but im standing outside nonethelessbecausedun-dun-dunn nnnnnni had a cigarette and i was smokingnow kidsthey dont always li...

10 apr 12 1 person likes this

La-La-La-La Life Goes On.......

I suppose since its been over a decade, theres a lot that is unknown about me, prior to 2001.I lived in NYC before that, in a great illegally subletted apartment down near the World Trade Center. 31s...

10 apr 12

back on set. zoooom.

walking on set for the first time in years is quite something.... there was a casual quality (not casualty) that first day, as the people circled each other with warm smiles, tiptoeing around each ot...

10 feb 12

TMZ: The Massive Zine (of an Imaginative Lawyer)

a child who has never had a shot in their flesh, is TRULY terrified when you tell them they have to get a shot for the first time. a mother, who has to tell her child, that she will be getting her ve...

09 feb 12

I was a Fool.... Forgive Me. Im Trying.

what holds me backi was a foolmade a foolfeel like a fooldanced like a foolnaked like a foolscreamed like a foolplaced my right hand on the bibleand swore like a fooli didnt cross my fingersmake my v...

11 jan 12

and so she comes to me

falling backwardsinto an abyss of suffocating memoriesstuck like tartoppling head over heelswhatever i was doingwherever i waswhomever i was withvanishes into thin airout like a lightpoofgonethen Im ...

08 dec 11 1 person likes this

Sandusky; Eddie S.& sis Amy; Spud & Brent; Gina R.

I know people like Jerry. I spent time with people like Jerry growing up. But Eddie was closer to my age- he was only 5 years older. When youre 7, a 12-year-old is QUITE mature though. Thats a boy wh...

04 dec 11

Teachers. You Mightve Heard This One.... Oh Well...

My mind is on my teachers these days. My mind is traveling back to my childhood a lot lately, revisiting the reality that surrounded me, who took care of me, who was maternal, whom I took care OF, wh...

02 dec 11

Glenda Cornstuble, R.I.P.

Im recognizing now how very deeply my teachers influenced me and my life growing up. I knew that certain teachers had had an affect on me (my son is named after my 8th grade teacher/turned-life-mento...

28 oct 11

just a paper not a voice, a-tisket, a-tasket

i went for a walk the other daya fine daya fine day yes indeed it was in the neighborhoodand on this walk a piece of paper flew past my ankle ever so lightly ever so lightly just ever so lightly like...

19 sep 11

twit

just because theres not enough ways to already communicate with the outside world from way inside the illustrious world of smoke and mirrors.... yes... i did sign up to be a twit with the rest 140 ch...

20 aug 11

"Ah, yes...

...now I see."said the blind woman ...as she removed her blindfold, only to see eachand every detailcross the horizon of the storylinecrystal cleardetails that were invisiblebeneath the smotheri...

26 jul 11

botox

i talk to my friend about botox. my friend is pretty smart, in general, and really smart about medical stuff. i asked her about what she thought of botox, and is it really so bad? Whats the big deal?...

13 jul 11

Whos Afraid of Vagina Wolf?

i need to interrupt this blogging to bring to you an advertisement regarding the hollywood part of farmgirls life.... you can go to this website:http://www.indiegogo.c om/WhosAfraidofVaginaWolfby just...

01 jul 11

2011. Thats me, with curly hair up there. wtf?

i drink lattes againi wear leggings- something I said Id NEVER doi had a cigarette the other day- not a whole onebut enough to make me yell at myself for an entire weeki have curly hair and people I ...

25 jun 11

When one adopts the word "Never" into a subject of their life...... the Universe might laug...

& throw one straight down that slide.The more I age, the more I learn that I pretend to be in charge of so many things that I am not. There are so many times Ive used the word "Never" i...

24 jun 11

that hesitation before the shine

welllookit these digits movingi can hear the creakin the jointsas the bulbhesitatesto shine

10 may 11

healing laughter

sammy bo bammy fee fiefoefammyhe hides his key in his fanny foshofoshoand i once knew a canineharry brown harry brown he wore a maltese suitbut i knew he was really just a cool dude who would unzip a...

09 may 11

happy mothers days and to all a good night.

and on this dayi have twothat turned me inside outmade me wear one giantbloodythumpingpumpinghear t on my sleevehallelujahamen.happy mothers day.

09 may 11

true love and true notches in the wood of Holly

is there anyone in this townwho doesnt make a notcha slasha mark above their beda joke to their circle of friendsa pamphlet of jokes to their new comedic bossabout the the few dates with the fresh me...

08 may 11

Walking anew if you will, and I think you will.

there were 12 or 13 of us in that first class. those first weeks of flittering around classeslike different airborne animalsaflutter aflutter aflooand classes on how to make your Ssss more SSSsssss-l...

10 feb 11

typical

okay, so likeif you come looking for bitter you will find that which you seekeven if it doesnt belong to mebut is a reflection of youi can make comments on my life, my dirty house, my sick kids, my &...

21 jan 11

frazzle my dazzle from yesteryear? maybe if i can get my house cleaned.

ohmy godone has the ear infectionsone has possible stomach virusone has been up almost every night for two weeksone was up all of last night throwing upi have had the cold thing for two weeksand as i...

19 jan 11

speak, spread, walk the talk

a couple of seasons a little time some bark falling from trees and some childrens rhymesi moved out november 23rd 2009she said it would helpi was convinced it would too and i trusted there was no one...

18 jan 11

Elizabeth E.

Ive been following her story since it was announced that she had cancer. As soon as it was publicly known, I assumed her husband would step back from the limelight, the presidential race, and tend to...

08 dec 10

still here.

still breathing.i think i got off the spin-ny rideand everything is a little less dizzy nowstill here still breathingputting all of my words together in a nice fashionable way so as not to be misunde...

15 nov 10

zig zag lightening tween the best of intentions

i remember going to the bar behind the red carpet right before the movie. it was a friends movie premiere, not a big one, but i was nervous as hell. i felt like i was about to take off my my pant and...

12 oct 10

peace be with us all. so many pieces at that.

ive been writing in this blog for so many years that i think i can use two hands now to count up the years. i talk about my lives here: personal, my public, and how the two intertwine in the most bea...

11 oct 10

just a cornucopia of thoughts.

"pays all the bills" not entirely true"pays all the bills she chooses to pay""pays all the bills her people thinks are important enough to pay"is more accuratewhen i wen...

10 oct 10

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