Check out Draw A Dinosaur Day, courtesy of the genius Todd Page. This event is officially Peewee Herman and Bloggess endorsed. I’m not even making that up. I don’t think I COULD make that...
Darlings! All is busy here — my last full day of work today; the apartment’s half-packed; little things have been pricking me to tears all over town. I’ve also been busily writing f...
If you spend your day waiting for inspiration, you’ll spend your day waiting, period.
I’m notoriously difficult to shop for. Not that I don’t give people ideas when gift-giving times roll around. But the things I want aren’t usually the sort of thing you want to run ...
I just met the love of my life. It was on a bus, of course. I wake up late this morning and wade through the shower-curtain forest of drying laundry, pick out a floaty cream-colored skirt I always fe...
Dear Kat, Thank you for your comments regarding the Hornitos® Tequila television commercial. While this commercial went through a multi-stage review process and was tested extensively with male and f...
So, my post on the Hornitos tequila commercial that glamorizes questionably consensual and definitely predatory sex, uh, blew up a bit more than I thought it would yesterday. Page views went kaboom. ...
So, since I wrote this (after midnight, expecting like fifteen people to read it), I’ve gotten input from some lawyerly dudes and realized that, okay, the situation described could not be legal...
I had a funny post lined up about making an ass of myself at my Jeopardy! audition, and I’d be delighted to be having the kind of day where I could let that run, but right now, even as I type, ...
Last night, Sister and I went to my last game at Fenway for — not forever. But for a long time. Of the three games we’ve been to, and the few I’ve seen on TV, all have been the Sox ...
The past few weeks, I’ve been experimenting with lucid dreaming. I could give a really great explanation for this, like since I have nightmares, I want to reclaim my dreamspace or I’m tes...
I’m making that pun so you don’t have to. So, look, I’ve been a negligent blogger. And in that time, I’ve been pretty okay at a few other things. The twecap: spent something l...
A by no means unabridged list. I worry about my apartment burning down while I’m at work, and that there will be no one there to save my stuffed elephant. I worry that in the twenty feet betwee...
This is part of a series. For the first entry, click here. If I had to apply for MFAs all over again, I’d wish someone had told me the following: Ten Things I Learned About Applying To MFA Prog...
Hey y’all, apologies for the MFA-centric posts lately, but whenever I hear that maxim, “Be the change you want to see in the world,” I always interpret it as: “Write the thing...
This morning, I was in a pretty chipper mood. I already had plans to go celebrate Fat Tuesday with Co-Worker, then on the bus, I realized my Rogaine was working. Huh, good things always come in three...
Quick vignette and a shot of joy: A few days ago, when the divine Sarah Von of yes and yes was good enough to repost my adventure with high-fivin’ strangers, had a run-in of my own: Standing at...
What blog negligence? I have no idea what you’re talking about! Apologies for my recent absence, but I’ve been busy with the rock’nroll lifestyle of MFA admissions angst, topical ha...
Yesterday was THP’s fifth annual Draw A Dinosaur Day. Did you participate? I totally did, and meant to put up my dinosaur earlier, but I had a very busy day baking cinnamon raising bread, turni...
NTKOG Year Two, #18: The kind of spontaneous romantic who, when presented with the culmination of astronomical odds, wagers her heart (and a potentially awkward two-hour train ride) on the chance tha...
NTKOG Year 2, #17: The kind of moxious seductress who, seizing an opportunity, more or less throws a guy up against a wall and demands what she wants. I am: good at: long epistolary courtships, sligh...
NTKOG Year Two, #16: The kind of steadfast dude who commits to doing one thing every day for a full year. Not showering, though. Obviously not showering. I am: chronically incapable of doing anything...
While I was too undisciplined to write last week, posted I think my personal favorite Secret Society of List Addicts list to date: quotes I thought were from the Bible ’til an embarrassing age....
NTKOG Year 2, #14: The kind of effortlessly kitchen-confident child of Child who, with nary a glance at her shelf of cookbooks (or, let’s be honest here, a google search of her favorite cooking...
NTKOG Year 2, #13: The kind of clear-headed go-getter who, on the dawn of a new year, sets some goals and makes ‘em friggin’ happen! I am: the most delightedly slothful person I’ve ...
Just a handful of them, more for my own record-keeping than anything else. – In March, before the long trans-atlantic flight from JFK to Madrid with Justice, after we’ve enjoyed a day in ...
Drink deeply of the eggnog, children, for Christmas is upon us. Happy Christmas, to those of you who celebrate. And happy relaxation time and uncrowded movie theatres to those of you who aren’t...
Y’all, I’m going to need some Vishnu-style seventeen-handed high fives, ’cause I finished all of my grad school apps. I’m sorry, that was a bit restrained. Let me try again: I...
At this moment, these things I hold manifest: Art is born in the moment of reception, not conception. Art is in the ways that we learn and relearn to relate to the universe. Today for you maybe it is...
I spent last night in bed with Jeffrey Eugenides, and when I woke up this morning, I remembered what love is. It’s been a cold few months, and I’m a creature who’s only ever really ...
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