Personally, I’m a little bit disappointed in Obama for taking back the right for all women to receive free birth control through insurance, even if they work at a Catholic institution. Seriousl...
How do I always end up looking like a unicorn? Aside from my bodysuits, I’ve been a slaaaave to UNIF & it’s trashy tees and kicks. But I can’t dress like a dirty #warriorprinces...
baby macHappy Valentine’s Day Hoes! You probably don’t have as many boyfriend as me this holiday… but it’s nothing to be sad about. Less boyfriends = less people you have to m...
I know… It’s Monday. And I will be dressing like a magical blonde stoner unicorn to deal w/ it. HOW does one dress like a magical blonde stoner unicorn you may ask? Well first you’v...
It’s true, we girls really are magical. With rosebud soft lips, we’ve inspired generations of heartbreak. With that being said, Have you decided who’s life you’re going to rui...
Dear Lindsay, I just want you to know… That no matter what you do, I will ALWAYS love you. xoxo, R. Lynch (THE GIRL CAN DO NO WRONG.. TAKE SOME POINTERS YOU LAZY DORITOS.. IF YOU CAN’T WA...
I’m pretty excited because I just got accepted into the senior honors program for the science writing department at my school. But that doesn’t even matter right now… because of the...
I walk into the room, and before I even get a chance to sit down she says, “You’re an intense little thing, aren’t you?” I met with my new therapist for the first time today. ...
Boys! Put the fucking console down. Seriously. And wipe the nacho cheese dorito crumbs off your thumbs while you’re at it. No, my idea of a good time does not include coming over to watch you p...
Yes, I changed the name of my blog, because : A) I have ADD B) I graduate next year and realize I want to do about 7,329,645 different things in this magical world C) I don’t really care that m...
I KNOW, I KNOW… It’s Monday… I’m hungover too. If you’re like me, you had a long weekend of celebrating absolutely nothing but the fact that it feels so good to roll out...
I’m kind of a sucker for anything pink… but look at this #foxy hott pink barbie pool party in a box!! (Also know as a limited-edition Moët & Chandon Rosé Impérial gift set) but i thin...
Lately, I’ve been thinking about what the great economist, Thokstien Veblen described as “habits of thought,” — or the persistence of beliefs that are no longer useful after t...
Platinum Yum!!!!! Got my hair did yesterday, On my way to being blonder and therefore… more intelligent #DUH P.S. — No, I am not going to bitch about anything to you in this post! I am a ...
Get out there, chill your tits, skate through #occupy movements and knock over smart cars. This is your world, be as blonde and as bad as you want. xoxo
THIS MONTH, The Obama Administration made a decision under the new health care law requiring insurance plans at universities to cover birth control without copayments for employees, which INCLUDES st...
ARE YOU A HIIIPSTER!?!?!?!$$$$ TAKE MY QUIZ BELOW AND FIND OUT!! (GOOD LUCK!!!!! $$!&%@#!) Super simple quiz I have here for you to figure out if you’re a hipster or not. Just answer “...
He said he don’t believe in regrets. Well, I regret to inform him, that I do. Rainfall on our apartment, this season is all year round. And this is our secret, for as long as we can keep it. No...
I woke from a nightmare this morning just as the sun was rising. The worst kind of nightmare. I usually let it effect my whole day, I become numb, motionless and dead inside. The dream was about my f...
Girls, you need to go out and dress #######SEXY once and a while. Seriously, I’m being serious. It’s good for you. Doctors should probably prescribe playing dress up instead of anti-depr...
Today is the annual pro-life march in Washington D.C., held every year since Roe Vs. Wade (1973), made abortion legal for all 9 months of pregnancy. Fight 4 lyfe is foxy right? Go protesters? Freedom...
Fucking yentas. Seriously. Latin Name: Overbearing relentlus. Notable characteristics: bursting with good intentions, far too many. Sees every interaction as an opportunity to squeeze in advice about...
Today my mom forwarded me an email. It was my therapist. He’s recommending me to another colleague. Likeeeeeee… WTF? That’s it? Our relationship is #over? I’m an unsolved case...
It is one of those days, seriously. I woke up in the worst mood ever and after boxing class, lifting and a 4-mile run, I still can’t shake it. Casanovas. It’s been a long and great first ...
The title of this blog post has nothing to do with what I am about to tell you. It just so happens that I had a check-up today with my doctor. He’s all butt hurt because I’m still refusin...
Time for chemistry class, BITCHES! Seriously though, the art of mating. If you’re like me, you’ve got a lot of boyfriends (and can’t buy anything on sale, #GODFORBID!) But really, g...
Here are some photos I shot of my friend meghan in midtown. A little tribute to my part of manhattan, as un-trendy as it may be… it’s my hideaway xoxo
A haunted little shoot I did with Jake Raynor to shake your little chromosomes. Be bad, have nightmares.
It was never about attention. Or emotional blackmail. Or dramatic wheedling. It took virtually everything from me, and I’m only just starting to recover bits back. It is not something I revel i...
Blame it on drifting plate tectonics, but on New Year’s Day I found out that Hunter was not going to be able to review my application in time for spring semester. Leave it to me to apply on the...
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