The Monopoly Man looks like a jerk Smoking cigars is a dirty habit. Its pungent, its gross, and its a total turn-off for me. I hate everything about it. I hate the way he holds in between his fi...
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I seriously love when guys rig up projectors like this. We should have a national holiday honoring homeboys who single-handedly transform their drafty South Philly row homes into luxurious cinema-esq...
Joel Watson witnessed an awkward date of epic proportions at Starbucks so he live-tweeted the entire thing. Aaaaaand, its hilarious. via Hijinks Ensue
Sometimes I think that there must be an underground secret society where guys rack up points by saying this phrase to me. Maybe its like skee-ball where they earn tickets for saying it and they can r...
"Never?" "No." "Ever?" "I said, no. Is that so weird?" He was starting to get agitated. "Its pretty weird!" "Its not that weird." "Im telling you, ...
Ive got 99 problems but droppin a deuce in front of Ken aint one. via
Whoa! For a dating profile video, this guy has sure has some controversial o pinions. When hes not complaining about avoiding STDs, the state of race relations, or straight-up oversharing, h...
Usually I profile rad dudes in this space, but I had an epiphany the other day while I was riding my bike: I should feature more rad women! I have a bunch of girlfriends that do cool shit. And, I cou...
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When I take a long time in the shower, its because Im working. Lets say Ive got a big date that night. That means Ive got two legs to shave, two armpits to also shave, 85% of my body to exfoliate usi...
This litter box is a duo of stink: It stinks nostril-wise and it stinks life-wise. Just being within ten feet of his bathroom, I can feel the litter particles banging around my brain like s...
What is that? Stress? Sweat? Stwess (stress sweat)? It looks like he has mayonnaise-based ;eyeshadow smeared on his face. He basically has eye aioli. Are his eyelids actually his a...
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So when a guy walks in wearing a baggy shirt with overly floppy cuffs, shiny square-toed black shoes, and has douchey wraparound shades that are perched on his...
One thing to know about me: I never call dudes. Ever. But trust me; this guy was a cutie. So the fact that I decided to call him was a big deal. I had to summon all of my courage. ...
No, THANK YOU for saying something weird after we just played tonsil hockey After a passionate liplocking, please dont disengage, smile, and softly coo, "Mmmm. That was nice. Thank you."...
Id totally sign an online petition for Jelly Belly to make whiskey-flavored jelly beans. via
Hey, guys. Anna here. So, Im sitting at Starbucks sipping an iced coffee and I was just thinking about how weird my life is right now. Like, last night I was grabbing Chinese food at 1am as normal pe...
Hearing Aziz Ansaris voice get high-pitched about how much texting sucks makes my heart happy. Aziz Ansari Standup - Texting with Girls (Dangerously Delicious Preview) from Aziz Ansari Whatever. Id t...
Do you follow me on Twitter? You should! Itll be more fun than a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. I mean, if we all were little kids again. Going to Chuck E. Cheese as an adult sounds horrible. It ...
I was at the park recently. It was a great day. The sun was out. There wasnt a cloud in the sky and I was enjoying the suns gentle rays warming my skin. "Nice day, isnt it?" I looked over at ...
Me: "I cant believe he didnt wish me happy birthday last week." Friend: "Honey, you deserve a guy wholl wish you happy birthday." Me: "Ugh! The last four texts he sent have ...
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I came upon this web series completely by accident and I have to say, Im really diggin it! Its called "I Hate Being Single" and its about this dude whos sort of a cross between Larry David an...
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