Due to some massive plagiarism, I am removing a few posts from my blog…I will also be taking some time to decide where I want this whole thing to go. I’ve realized lately that I haven...
Jakson Lewis turned the radio on too loud and didn’t turn it down because they were on the verge of another argument and he didn’t want it to happen. He was determined that it not happen....
Talk of VIP Fame, Coins, but you still pronouce it as RAM-a-DUH
they shut down Hell a few years back wasn’t cost-effective, the recession and all they send everyone to Heaven now its just that with us sinners they send us there flat-broke all the perfect pr...
As I am a product of bits and pieces and smatterings, so is my life, it seems. Most everyone that I know boasts of some awe inspiring moment in their life which now defines their very essence and bei...
So…this hot ass hooker that I’ve never met IRL but whom I blog stalk incessantly and who I am sure would have me burying my face in her tittays upon meeting her, bestowed upon me MY FIRST...
Today was beautiful, in its own right. Blustery and gray, though not unpleasant… Days such as this always remind me of Sunday afternoons as a child…every window in the house thrown wide ...
I apologize for the long hiatus, everyone. I am currently dealing with a miscarriage and haven’t really had the energy to write anything. I do hope that all of you are well. We will return to y...
Is there a reason why this woman must speak so loudly of her children as she walks them around and around this small business space? The children cry as their stroller loops around once, twice, three...
My writing on this site will come to a temporary halt until I can get all this hacker shit figured out. I managed to convince my web-host to send me a new password but I have to clean out all of the...
The New Boss: You’re Jewish, right? Me: Um…no. I’m about 1/4 Czech and 3/4 Comanche. The New Boss: Czech + Comanche= Jew. ****************************** ****************************.. .
There is a melancholy…a shimmer which hangs upon the thick, humid air, begging to be touched. An electric pulse entering through outstretched fingertips…beneath fingernails…soul wr...
Work: It looks like we may be shutting down soon. We’ve been making a negative profit for the past year and it doesn’t look like it’s going to be getting any better. Me: Great...
The days which once ebbed and flowed together in a delightful blur have become jerky and mangled in their flow. Once beautiful in it’s own surreal fashion, I am approaching a month of minimal ...
I have been spreading myself thin lately. The more I think about it, the more I believe that it’s time to start the hunt for a new job. I can only imagine that running my head, repeatedly, in...
Me: I want to be friends with the old ladies who meet up at that knitting shop on Tuesdays. Cory: So go be friends with them. Me: I should go in there and ask them how much it would cost to be friend...
I have always enjoyed the beauty of early mornings…though until now I have scarcely been able to enjoy them. At 4:30 the city seems quiet even though I can hear the trill of the train whistle ...
Follow my blog with bloglovin And I ALWAYS do as I’m told…So…uh…y ou should probably just skip over this entire post…
These came from the annual “Dark and Stormy Night” competition. Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays: 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two ...
(Off Topic: We had an absolutely beautiful sunrise today) I don’t blog about work. I just…don’t. Blogging about my day at work is about as interesting as the ham sandwich and coke ...
Sometimes I can hear everyone on the planet talking all at once and it gets so loud that I swear my eardrums will burst beneath the pressure until I suddenly find myself talking to only one person...
The nights are getting colder here…the moon a bright orb in the clear sky and for a moment, just one moment, I wish that I could pull the breaker which powers the neon glow which seems ever-pre...
During conversation Hi! Hello! How are you? I love you never escapes my lips
9:45amCory <3 9:45amLayla <3 Dude Playing Scavenge without you sucks big hairy dicks Plus, I keep jumping into parties with three players who know each other so they’re just like “f...
Every year, I find myself writing the annual “Year Whatever Wrapup” and…you know, it’s mainly because it seems like THE thing to do. Recall stories which have already been wr...
I remember Oregon Trail day was every Wednesday during the first grade. And I would play every day on the playground with Ryan, my first real love.I remember writing our names with the smoke from spa...
…on the streetI couldn’t tell ifhe was winking atmeorif he haddirtin his eye
I took the remains ofa pervertedchildhoodand corrupted its ability to love
“It’s a lovely night for writing…”I glance up at the coffee shop owner only to realize that he’s not talking to me, but to the leggy redhead perched at the wine bar.R...
We hosted a birthday party for a one year old little boy today. The parents were so busy having a “good time” that they lost their son. They weren’t too upset about it.
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