Japanese Chef Serves Own Genitals For DinnerNothing in that headline is inaccurate or an exaggeration. Mao Sugiyama is a Japanese chef who recently served his/her surgically removed male genitals to ...
Internet Funnies.Pictures and images that made me laugh (out loud is another question).Random, but this photo of the game brought back so many memories.
LA Trip 2012The yearly mecca to California continues.In the past, my visits to Los Angeles have been solo, and meeting up with friends along the way. This past trip was different, with a group of fri...
An Easy A.Most students achieve higher grades by studying longer hours, hiring tutors, sleeping with their teachers, or naturally gifted. Me? I do term papers for teachers.It was 12th grade, my econo...
Why I Dont Go To Church.Church, you say?Religion is never to be taken lightly. Unless youre me. You become scarred for life after attending church just once and write a humorous piece about it.When I...
In An Open Relationship.Theres a moment in every mans life that he will be simply awestruck by utter beauty. The way she dances on screen and leaves you wanting more. You cant eat, sleep, or go a mom...
15 Ways To Make All Your Friends Hate You.So many pranks, so little time.1. Every morning do THIS: 2. Or THIS: 3. And THIS behind every door: 4. Dont forget to do THIS: 5. And THIS, too: 6. Remember ...
Dog pulls owner off of train tracks.Lilly the pit bull is being hailed as a hero after pulling her owner out of the path of a freight train.Lets see a cat do that.I love dogs. I love the way they tas...
Im preparing for April Fools early this year.What was the best prank youve pulled on somebody/been a victim of?Time for Home Improvement? USAT Stucco is a full-service stucco and general contractor. ...
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
Whew! Im Not Pregnant.This guy wont be going on Maury any time soon.Jerk It!In other related news, I did have a food baby after sister (@amuse_bouche) cooked up this lovely dish of Jamaican Jerk Chic...
Norcal 2011: Part 6Ramen and more hanging in the city.A magnificent trip is like a well-written book: a captivating start, unexpected twists and turns throughout, and a satisfying conclusion. On the ...
Birthday: Old As Balls.But my balls arent old! I dont like making a huge deal out of my birthday. Im not one who particularly cares for extravagant parties and huge gatherings to celebrate (I much pr...
Norcal 2011: Part 5Cinco de Mayo in San Francisco.I spent the majority of my day with Sonlay and Andy. They were great hosts, showing me the best spots to enjoy getting "Mexican sloppy" for C...
Xanga Animated.The many faces of Xanga.How most people feel when they post something on Xanga and nobody comments."Nobody ever pays me in gum..."When an obscure Xangan writes a popular post. ...
Norcal 2011: Part 4Drinks, and more drinks at Baretta.I am not the raging alcoholic many claim me to be, at least 362.5 days out of the year. Except on vacation. My liver never goes on vacation.My fi...
Norcal 2011: Part 3Berkeley and the City.UC Berkeley is famous for many things, including world-renown alumni, great faculty, and prizewinning professors. But most importantly, its the home of Asia-A...
Norcal 2011: Part 2Letterman Digital Arts Center, gorging on food, gokarts, and drunk bowling. Winning combination!Visiting the Letterman Digital Arts Center reminds me of a typical college campus, o...
HOW TO CHOOSE WOMEN.For most guys, the idea of approaching a cute girl is too daunting to attempt alone. You need your buddies aka Wingmen aka Henchmen aka Brotatoes around you for a bit of support a...
Norcal 2011: Part 1Surprise birthday dinner and drinks."2011? Chris, do you know what year it is? Its 2012!" Shut it. Im late. I know. Just like your girlfriends period after she hung out wit...
A Shucking Disaster.For Valentines Day, sister (@amuse_bouche) and I decided we didnt need significant others, we just needed lots of booze. Wonderful, intoxicating booze and oysters. Along with bein...
Instagram Rant.Congratulations, Mark Zuckerberg! You paid $1 billion dollars for grainy, over-saturated pictures of peoples lunches.In a nutshell, Instagram is a mobile app that allows you to take a ...
Booby TuesdayShare ALL the boobs!No boobs or buttocks were harmed during the making of this post.
How would you change Xanga?Maybe its your first month on Xanga. Or perhaps youve been blogging here like the veteran you are for 5+ years. Theres been quite a number of changes since I started. But t...
Reading Novels For the Wrong Reason?Reading. Youre doing it right.Since The Hunger Games film debuted last week with huge acclaim, theres been an influx of readers. My Facebook feed has been littered...
Nail In The Coffin.Quotes sites exposed.Shortly after posting my half-assed blogs about quotes sites, their supporters swarmed my site and began to desperately defend themselves. One in particular, @...
She Had A Miscarriage. My brothers wifes aunts second cousins pet iguanas owner from Brazils electricians pet monkey had a miscarriage.Because theyre not from Murrica (F*CK YEAH!), we knew it wa...
COMING SOON: Quotes Sites ExposedHeres a dramatization of how things will go down on this Mondays post:I blindly write the post, then hit submit.Xangans begin to see the light. The level of camarader...
Quotes Site.Lets run a quick test.The time is now 7:04pm EST. I have 1 view.In the meantime, here is a lovely photo to pass the time. I will return in an hour.Boobs for the boys, cute wittle puppy fo...
Making Front Page.Fake it to make it.Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a classic case of Xanga controversy here. Yeehaw! I havent had one of these in a while.Look at the views. Now look at the c...
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