1. That ice cream I talked about yesterday? Ummm it was just, oh…OREO CHEESECAKE. Uh yeah. It was as horrible as it looks. 2. I totally pulled a huge Mother Lovett this weekend and spent a good...
Or in alternating titles, How To Trash Up Your Banana Bread. I mean, I guess maybe Elvis would be my friend if he was still kickin’ but I don’t even have any hope there. So you’re j...
intense neon.tons of bacon.thai chicken wraps.beachy color. sunday ice cream.zoo polar bear. saturday flowers.liking each other.elixir of the gods.rainy wedges. supervising the worker.basil in a pot....
Hello Hello! Happy Memorial Day and all that fun stuff. Thank you so much to those who have served our country… you seriously rock bigtime. To start off this fabulous summer season, I’m s...
Oh mahhhhhh gosh. It’s totally summer and I’m unreasonably jazzed. I even washed some old-school Arden B white crops from 2007 last week in preparation for the season. Which are definitel...
Big picture. That’s what these are… big picture cupcakes. As in, make-these-for-someone-you-rea lly-really-REALLY-like big picture cupcakes. Or like… try to think about the big pictu...
I’m in pain. First up, I took a walk yesterday when it was SO cloudy that I felt rain drops pelting my head. I am not the dumb girl who doesn’t wear sunscreen when it’s cloudy (um, ...
Cakes without sugar. Not sure how I feel about this baloney. I thought they might rank up there with my husband’s lack of sleeves on shirts, biting into an unsuspecting fennel seed (haaaate) on...
1. I seriously believe it is a life law to have a large stash of chocolate in your possession at all times. That’s why the above has been in my purse since Friday. Well… what’s left...
It takes a looooot of convincing to get me to eat fruit for dessert. As a self proclaimed chocolate spaz and as someone who desires desserts so rich that they make your teeth spring cavities in mere ...
I did something monumental this weekend. Well, for me. I actually planted something, like a vegetable, in a pot! At my house. I had a bag of manure on my driveway and everything and I’d like to...
I almost forgot to tell you about these, which is absurd because they are terrific. These seriously taste like pizza, but in a mushroom. Clearly. And they taste even MORE like pizza if you like mushr...
Friday… thank goodness you’re here. Seriously. And the only reason I’m saying that is because I had an almost actual heart attack last night while watching Grey’s Anatomy, ano...
Well lookie here. If someone would have told me ten years ago that I would spend the majority of my time in a kitchen stirring peanut butter and butter together over a hot stove, I think I would have...
What’s better than buttery, melt-in-your-mouth salmon? Buttery, melt-in-your-mouth salmon topped with crispy bacon. !!! I know. This is getting seriously ridiculous. All the bacon, all the time...
1. Okay sooooo…. the dark chocolate bourbon cherry soda float had dark chocolate ice cream, bourbon and cherry soda. Basically, I wanted to swim in it. 2. True story: I could spent the rest of ...
More bacon. More booze. And it’s only Tuesday. It’s gonna be a looooong week. I’m sorry? I’m totally not though. Believe it or not I made this cornbread BEFORE the beans. I do...
Things you did this weekend? Tell me. Things I did this weekend? -watched some sort of disgusting insect build a nest/cocoon/filfthy mansion underneath my husband’s garage door and had a comple...
I promise this is it. No more roasted strawberries. No more brown butter. I’m not roasting any more strawberries or browning any more butter until I roast more strawberries and brown more butte...
Let’s talk pizza night. Or in my case, pizza night(S). Because the guy in my life likes to keep things PLAIN and, well… plain, pizza night can’t be like, “fun” pizza nig...
But that’s not all. There are also strawberries and pineapple(s?) and brown sugar TEQUILA syrup and heaven. And brown sugar tequila syrup. Oh and I wear bright socks while I… live my life...
1. I made a million batches of Amanda’s brownies last week. #rollmehome 2. We all need to love life this much. Don’t.ever.stop. 3. The last few nights I’ve had like, the worst sleep...
Sometimes there is just nothing to say. I made brown butter cakes! That are small! Tiny! Covered in glaze! Other than that though? I don’t have anything to say. I could tell you how I caught my...
Is it Monday? I’m not sure. I have no idea. I lost all track of time yesterday because as I was attempting to get my fill of trashy weekday reruns, my husband clicked to his full DVRed queue of...
I couldn’t help myself. This isn’t the fourth recipe that I planned on sharing with booze this week… it’s the fifth. The fourth I have yet to share because I ended up making t...
I can’t stop doing something, and that something is roasting strawberries. For as much as I abhor vegetables, I love fruit ten times more. Sometimes I think I could live on fruit and fruit alon...
You may recall that last week… I judged a little dessert competition. Times are tough. I then came home that night and ate a very unnecessary grilled cheese, but whatever. Details. Not importan...
1. I made these cupcakes today for my brother’s students because I am a huge pushover who can’t say no a nice sister. 2. I listened to the Steely Dan Pandora station while baking those cu...
Enough talk about horses racing and racing horses. Let’s discuss the real reason we should all be celebrating and consuming fantastic amounts of tequila on Saturday: my favorite holiday. I̵...
There’s a reason that I’m telling you about this on a Monday. You know… the day when cocktails are rare? Or maybe they are more common than normal? Whatever. There’s a reason....
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