Why does this make me legitimately sad? Could be the glass of phony champagne, could be the eternal maternal instinct. I love the kid, and I cannot logically argue you why. Cause theres so ...
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Andrews asleep next to me on the couch, passed out cold junk on weed and hockey glory. I am headphonesed in to: var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl....
Thank you Voisey for reminding me of this superb Conesy photo Whats a good Irish slag term? Couldnt think of one without fear of accidentally being forreal insulting. Risky trying to be jok...
Please welcome to Junkbake, my new favourite Tumblr. This poster could well be a soulmate. Favourites so far: wastecase Jerry, apology-free TV lifer Gaga and my main gir...
Which furry little shit decided to bolt out the door this morning when his scantily clad human Mom-Boss-Underling-Assistant was grabbing the mail causing a streetwide scandal as she had to jiggly run...
So crusty at Chris Brown for - well, among ALL THE OTHER ACTUAL, REAL THINGS hes fucking up - ruining With You for me. I loved that song. I LOVE that song! When it came out, long before *everything*,...
Ive been pouring over this website - ilikeoneofthose.com - for like an hour now with no signs of stopping. I bought a faux-suede fringe purse from their eBay store a couple weeks ago a...
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What you see above these letters is my rebirth into BOOSE. I havent had a drop, a drop!, of alcohol since January 30th. Earlier today I thought about writing a little more indepth on my month cleanse...
Moved that gift ideas post to Lobsterplease. Makes more sense over there. Heres Hanks with a bit of a pickle jar problem in exchange. its just a bloog
Ohhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaahe Gaaaaaaaaaooouud! Big Daddy Jay with teeny beebee B.I.C. is, WEEOW. B and B.I.C. Weeow too but just slightly less so. I mean look at Daddy beaming with his big proud Dad...
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You forgot about it, didnt cha? I remembered this track (ha, track, like Im Angie Martinez or some shit) while burning through 90s stuff to ease the pain of a group of us working late doing a totally...
Who has long distance friends better than me uh? Thanks Leigh, sometimes contributor to Lobsterplease.com and longtime fan of funny 80s music. You are so great! var gaJsHost = (("https:" == d...
Fo we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees Me - far left, the most bests Kathryn and Carla - middle and right. These broads are highly hilarious, cute like the dickens and wickedsmart, y...
Can someone please do something about this? What this, you know, THIS. J Lo is maaaaj harshing my buzz right now. This kid is like, I cant even. He may be lovely, he may treat his Mom and femal...
I believe congratulations are in order. You know who they are. Gosh, it feels like only yesterday when they did that timeless (ITS TIMELESS) song together and we were like, man they are a knock...
Are you real? Are you doin it? You want to smell like this. You.. you might not even know it yet but you want to smell like this. Hutchs dudesoap is happy to take the back seat in shower corner. memb...
* Do a dry month cleanse from Valentines to Paddys Day. Couldnt pick a more sullen, depressing period of the year to do it but might as well get it out of the way during the miserable portion. Is wha...
Of course I want to switch domain things after I find out you are the most gigantic flaccid elephant-killing penis. Elephants are so much better than you. You are a wet blob of barf covered ...
Sweet bleedin jaysus be less garrgeous wouldja? Irish impression. Jokey! Being jokey on set. And I love that. (via source) , var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "h...
Have a silly long day tomorrow. Im walking in The Weekend to End Womens Cancers. Im scared kinda! I was just cruising their message boards and there was a thread about how maybe your toenails will fa...
As I just said on Twitter, I cannot stop looking at and LOVING this picture. Funny how DudeGaga is captioned as the guy from Green Day but thats not even whats really funny about it. Look at her face...
I havent been here in ages. Dont get mad at me (self). Ive been reading some new peoples stuff and looking at some new peoples stuff lately and Im having a bit of an insecurity struggle over my writi...
Tabby at left: Chopsy Girl Aged: 11ish Favorite toys: not overly nuts about any objects we put in front of her Favorite food: salmon off humans dinner plate, Purina cats milk, tuna can juice Favorite...
this blog is going through something of an identity crisis. Do I want to clean it up a bit and make it, and Me On Things for that matter, something that I can ever hope to make a profit from, and ref...
lets go, to another planet, and make it the best with super strict rules pertaining to kind and realness in order to land on it, then look at earth from afar and scoff. Scoff without abandon ca...
These Le Chateau models are bumming me the fuck OUT. Oops, that link doesnt go directly to it. Go into womens > Blazers and Jackets > Sort by: Price > Lowest to Highest. I mean l...
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