Number of times I referenced my chatch/vagina/cooch/hoo-ha or a man’s cucumber/peen/pole/tomato (don’t ask): 30 Number of hot flashes I had this: 20 Number of times my face glistened with...
But no sex for anyone. In fact, no kissing for anyone either. The raunchiest bit was us holding hands in bed before sleeping. Figure that one out. Hah.
He pissed me off a little. Okay, that’s not right. He frustrated me, so I cancelled our meeting. I’m still trying to figure out why he thought what he did was acceptable. I mean, I know h...
I do not know the technical term, which is a first for me. I also don’t know if it’s going to come out in person. It appeared after we kissed for the first time. But, he only hinted at it...
Vegas and I are planning on having sex this weekend. Glorious sex. I hope. As long as nothing goes wrong. I plan to give him endless twice. And then ride him til the sun comes up. Let the name-callin...
Things might, sadly, be going to the wayside. We’ll see. He gets this way every two weeks or so. I’m hoping he snaps out of it. He always does once we meet. But, I’m starting to thi...
UPDATE: Putting this behind a cut. If you’d like to read it, feel free to click on through. But, most of the links are now dead. I’m mad. That’s pretty much where I am right now. Ma...
SInce I told him about my hand, Vegas is constantly asking me how it is. This is nice because he has an admittedly short memory, and once even asked me out on the same date twice. Which I realize sou...
Me: I have to go to the hospital tomorrow. I think I broke my hand. ㅠ.ㅠ Vegas: You need to be careful. Nice [new Kakao] picture anyways~ …gee…thanks…
Rather, it’s been me thats hesitant to post. I really like him. With all his weirdness and awkwardness, he makes me laugh. I’ve told my dad about him. Not in any more terms than “th...
Me: When does the movie start? Vegas: Fifteen minutes . Me: We have almost a whole pizza left. Vegas: We will be fine. Its a piece of cake. Me: You mean...its a piece of pizza. Vegas: What? Me: Nothi...
bigbangandkpop: Se7en for 1st Look Magazine Oh hey, Se7en. Yes I DO want you to lift that shirt a little higher. However did you know?
I am someone that has been on a lot of first dates. Given the nature of my lifestyle here, it’s only natural. I mean, I might not have a ton of third dates, but I usually give a guy at least tw...
I had set a new rule for myself this year. If a man did not ask me out on a date within one week of meeting him, he wasn’t worth waiting for. New Year, New Me and all that. This is partially wh...
Saturday night, after the musical, I went out to my bar. I was alone, because I just wanted to go and say hi, so they put me next to a guy that I know, but rarely talk to. He knows who I am. We’...
If I say yes to being his girlfriend now, I’m out all three ‘couple holidays’ this year. 1. Red Day 2. White Day 3. Black Day. Fuck that shit. I had black noodles today. Because I&...
That’s his name. Haha. We have known each other a week. We met on a phone app. He’s now told me he is going to delete it. I told him I might meet another guy I’d met on there before...
I didn’t want to say yes until we kissed goodnight. But, I stayed true to what I believe, and that is that I’m not ready, never ready, to take a bf on the first date, no matter how giddy ...
Me: Bartendeeeeeerrrr! What are you wearing? Bartender: Me? Uniform. My work uniform. Me: .... -.- Youre supposed to say, nothing. Bartender: Pervert! ㅋㅋ
Me: [sending a new pic of me with a haircut at his request] Sorry. Im not wearing makeup. Him: Its okay. Not wearing clothes is also okay. Me: Clever. Him: Im clever guy. Me: And modest, too. Him: Yo...
My musical idol has another show coming out in May. His birthday is also in May. Assuming he’s not gay (and god, I hope he’s not) I don’t think it’s too awkward to give him a ...
Dating has become less fun for me. Therefore, I log into Tumblr less. It’s taken me 67 pages to catch up. Based on the dramas I follow/that ended, and their subsequent screencaps, I haven’...
The last time I got a White Day present was when Adjusshi arrived at my door in a blazer with a basket of Chupa Chups arranged in a bouquet. It was wonderful. And hilarious. Because he didn’t wear su...
I was there, of course. Sunday night. Ended up separated from my friends, but made fast besties when the girl next to me screamed WHYYYY as the lights dimmed. Initially she was screaming with joy, bu...
1. I did not write about the baby I picked up (note, by baby I mean just a year younger. But, I have age issues. And even when he says, “It’s okay if you like older guys. I WANT to be older, so you c...
Dateless. Sometimes it’s not fun dating the men ‘en masse.’ Blah. Wouldn’t it be nice sometimes to fast forward? To know who we end up with, if anyone at all? To see how it all plays out so you don’t...
I find it appropriate to mention that he dropped a few choice phrases during the night. After we’d started drinking he told me that sometimes he needed me, as a friend, and if I was okay, was it okay...
I was livid after what had just happened. I was so furious I called KFF before I was even out of sight of his car pulling away. I waited on the corner for KFF to set up a time to meet. At this point,...
So, what happened next? Ya’ll have no patience, I swear. And for those of you that think you have an idea, you definitely don’t. I don’t think anyone could have seen this coming. So, where was I? K...
So, I met him. After a lot of, “Where are you?”s and, “I’m at exit 1,”s and then, “No, you’re not. I’M at exit one.” And finally, “I’m at such-and-such,” and then, endlessly, “No, I’M at such-and-suc...
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