Ive noticed that the longer Ive been married, the more I lose my hearing. For example during a fight, my husband told me that I "needed to stop it." (obviously speaking to my drug habit) and ...
I told a pregnant friend today:"I cant wait until your baby comes out!!!!"Im positive that she teared up at my words filled with encouragement and love. Doesnt that just have that certain Hal...
I didnt think this would happen but after about a year without cable, weve finally hit threshold of good television available on Netflix. (And trust me weve watched everything.) So the other night we...
Typically, B and I cook together. I base this on the theory that he cooks better than I do, I have zero patience for cooking times, I cant open a bottle of wine on my own, and the fact that he doesnt...
Yes. Yes I have.
If you are trying to have a serious conversation over video chat with your husband at night after a long day, its best to use childhood dolls. This distract him from the conversation but keeps his at...
As I scrolled down Amazon this morning, something caught my eye.No, not Lady Gagas scary face or the "7 Weeks to 50 Pull-Ups" book (kindle edition, no less), but the row of Corn Nuts under th...
Besides accidentally cursing in front of my 5 year old nephew, Ive found a new reason why Im not yet ready to be a mom. File this under Reason #437 Why I Am Not Ready to be a MomThere was a baby outs...
...with this guy. 88% of the photos on my phone are of him. (other 6% food, 6% my dog) Good thing he married me or that would be creepy.
Bryan and I just figured out we were on the same acne medication in high school. This means one of two things:1) our kids are doomed.2) we are soul mates.
The other day at the gym I wandered over to the weight machines. This isnt normal territory for me, but I thought "why not?" As Im doing some arm machine thats supposed to make me look like a...
Apparently saying "I want to eat your baby" is not appropriate when complimenting ones newborn child.Well, now I know. How am I supposed to learn if I dont make a few mistakes right?Also, Im ...
I tend to use the term "date night" a lot when talking about evenings with my husband. Perhaps more than your average wife. I would hate for anyone to get the wrong idea about us, so let me e...
I came.I sneezed.I farted.
I know its the end of February, but is it too late to post my NY Resolutions? Yes? Okay, cool. Still going to do it. I like to post resolutions that I can or have already accomplished. That way I alr...
If youve ever wondered what a good nights sleep looks like, this is it.I think I can speak for us all when I say Bryan is one lucky guy to see this each and every morning.
My husband just told me I was being "a huge wiener." Im scared to ask if this is figuratively or literally.(Also, does he mean as a body part, a member of the Wiener clan or a type of sausage...
Weve been married for three years and some change. (Whos counting?) Most people say this is when newlyweds lose the "spark" in the bedroom. Not us. You want to know our secret?Video Chat.From...
You cant tell your husband to quit farting in the house with the phrase "this isnt a barnyard" when your house in fact looks like a barnyard.You also cant get mad when your husband retorts &#...
We went to Disney World this past weekend. In the Finding Nemo aquarium/ride at Epcot, we stood for a while watching the ocean life swim past the large window. It was beautiful to see a world that yo...
Its happened. I just did the inevitable mom bend-over. I knew this would happen one day, but not so soon. You know what Im talking about -- the most un-sexy, pragmatic bend over possible. You arent f...
"Do you remember ring watches?""What?"&# 34;You know watches that girls wore on their fingers.""I didnt hang out with those kind of girls."Little did my husband know that h...
While playing with my two-year old nephew on Christmas Eve morn, I got a toy car stuck in my hair.No one, not even the toddler, was amused. You should also note that the car was not hurt, nor was any...
We went to the gym 4 times last week. We only saw you once. Please do not say "I only saw you once this week, I thought you guys were giving up already?" and then wink at us. You see, t...
For the last 4 days, Ive felt the sickness creep in. And I have tried every homeopathic remedy in the book. Today, the good fight is over. Im about to load up on every OTC medicine there is available...
Its a constant battle of good vs. evil in our house.
After reading these posts about Secrets to a Happy Marriage, I was inspired to write one as well. Today just so happens to be the 1 year anniversary of my blog, which I guess just means we all surviv...
I hope he says dirty dishes. That would be easy.
Do not iron your husbands clothes. You start one day as a favor, to be nice. And to be honest he did the dishes so it was a nice exchange. WRONG. He will use his cute little husband face and take adv...
The best part of living in a retirement community is that I am the fastest one on the walking trail. I speed by the canes and the tennis-ball footed walkers and I dont even break a sweat. Until lap t...
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