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The Man-child is struggling right now. Seriously struggling. I know, I know Im probably breaking some sort of blogger code right now. One where Im supposed to hint at having some terrible problem but...
Work friends are a weird thing. Sure you go to lunch together, you go out to drinks. Dinner occasionally. Maybe a waterpark or two. You share the ins and outs of your lives. Troubles with kids, the s...
So I went to see a movie this week. Because thats what I do. I fill up on real life from dawn to dusk and once a week I sit in a darkened, preferably cool but not too cool room and watch other people...
Morale of the story: You never know where life is going to take you.
Kendra gets a husband, a baby, a book, and her own reality show. Holly gets Peepshow, a reality show, the best gay friend ever and the entire city of Las Vegas. and poor Bridget gets this. Poor...
I just found the only house Ive ever wanted that I never knew I wanted. Whatever you know what I mean. home office design by atlanta architect Castro Design Studio Me: Thats it, were moving. SuperGir...
Im boring. There Ive said it. Ive let the cat out of the bag. Ive become boring. Boring, boring, boring, boring. The only adventure I have these days is daring to eat dessert before dinner. Ohhhh wha...
Men you may wish to stop reading now. . . . . . Dont say I didnt warn you. I caught sight of my boobs in the mirror the other day and let me tell you...I think the words OH MY FREAKIN GOD exploded ou...
Of all the useless things in the world-roundabouts, Segways, rubber band balls, paper weights, collector plates, anything thats sold on QVC.... Is there anything more useless than a check engine ligh...
I wont lie. I live in denial 98% of the time. No, the cars light engine isnt really on. No, the electricity isnt going to get shut off tomorrow. No, that noise in the car it doesnt mean anything. Its...
I am not going into work today. No, I havent been fired. Geez. But I am not going to work today. Ive cleared my calender (except for one stupid meeting), cleared any expectations, cleared my de...
Lately Ive fantasizing abou t a beach house weekend in the same way normal people fantasize about winning the Lottery. I want the house to be on the Lake. Like ON the lake. Where I can walk ...
Its happened finally. As the (young) (ha only in my own mind) mother of teenagers I like to consider myself a little more in tune with modern culture than most of my peers. Maybe its because o...
Every day I sit down at this computer and think, I need to update this blog. I write a sentence. Delete. Write another sentence. Delete. Sigh. Its not writers block. Its work. Stupid, stupid work. Cr...
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Week two of the parasitic cleanse is done. Check. I know, I know. I havent been here for two weeks and all I can talk about is poop. But then again why should it be any different than any other ...
Did you know 85% of people carry parasites in their body? 85%. We get them from the food we eat. The water we drink. Going barefoot. Fine Mom! Fine- you were right. So I took my dog to the vet not lo...
So we had this new girl start recently. Well not really a girl considering shes the same age I am. But since Im only 27 in my head-Im totally embracing the whole girl bit. Anyhoodle. Shes a nice pers...
I read. Books, Magazines, milk cartons, and blogs. Nothing is safe. I’ll read over your shoulder. On the bus. While I run. For fun. I flip through the pages of glossy magazines and think… I want to v...
Finally!!! Im not going to say I thought this day was never going to come but lets just say it was touch-and-go for awhile. Graduation Day. The only upside to the Mother Nature on acid environm...
Why? Why do I always agree to it? Oh, sure, Id love to watch your dogs this weekend. No, of course, I dont mind. You go off to Disneyland/ Tahoe/ Reno/ San Francisco/etc and Ill stay here and w...
Ive come to the conclusion that if you choose to procreate and you are of the female persuasion than you should only have girls. Hey, listen up buckaroo. These are some words of wisdom here. Sure, bo...
So the inevitable question always comes up...what are you doing for Mothers Day, what are you doing for Mothers Day??? To which I have one answer. When did Mothers Day become my job? I thought this w...
So this happened at my kids school this week.....(sorry for the commercial- stupid Fox) ...and guess how I had to hear about it. Same way I hear about everything. Oh, J was caught in the bathroom sel...
God I love Groupon. But only for one thing- the facial/massage offerings. Forget the events, forget the dinners, the movies, the elephant taming, just bring on the spa services. I went yesterday. Use...
The boy has one of the worst cases of Senioritis Ive ever seen. I feel like I should invest in one of the those countdown clocks for the house... Poor kid- he has no idea the beat-down adul...
Dont get me wrong, Im as happy as anyone the man is dead. Too bad it didnt happen 10 years ago or even better 15 years ago but whatever. I do believe sometimes a single execution is justif...
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