CONGRATULATIONS TO ROBERTKRISTEN THO MAS.Cosmopolis and On The Roadwere phenomenal at Cannes!!They both received standing ovations!Im thrilled.Im proud.Im ecstatic.And so I ask...Can Ca...
I dont know where to start.I really dont.Im beyond giddy.Im beyond sappy.Im... beyond.Im fucking TWIRLY OK?Got it?Thats TWIRL with a capital Tand that rhymes with Cand that stands for Cannes!!OK.A li...
Im feeling a bit devilish...Not in a cute way.In bitchy kinda way.There just comes a time when you have to laugh.This is one of those times.OK OKI laugh a lot... I knowBut something about it feels go...
This is for all the SHOUTY CAPS emails I get...You know the ones I meanIve shared them on occasion.Im not sure how these people keep functioning.Wait.I dont know how they function in life at all.Can ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!I should say that I wish he has the best birthday ever...But he will.I have no doubts.Its a wish granted... isnt it?And noIm not going to write a novelabout the joys and jubilat...
Friends, Romans, Countrymen... Lend me your ears.To Ear is human... To forgive divine.Ear, There and Everywhere.Ear comes the sun.From Ear to Eternity.OK. OK.You get it.Right?People were losing it ov...
Random Rose.ADORABLE!!1. Kristen has been popping up all over the placepromoting SWATH.LOVE IT!She looked absolutely adorable on Leno and Kimmel.I hope she does Fallon or Conan too...Or both.Kristen ...
This is kinda how I feel after the past couple of days.Its been absolutely greatbut its all come so fast!Robert.Oh how I adore you...There has been SO much bullshit talk about Robnever working again....
Oh look!Another DRAMA in the Rob/Kristen/Twilight Fandom!How do I even describe this fanbase?Because its so fractured and divided.Some hate Rob.Some hate Kristen.Some hate Twilight.Yet... somehow...T...
The things George could tell you...Hi George!Im so sorry I havent written in a while.You know how life gets.You are all busy with family and friends and workand somehow there is just never enough tim...
Coachella GorgeousIm not sure how to write this post.All I can do is smile.And laugh.And guffaw.And giggle.and any other word that means laugh my ass off.Heres the story.Kristen was spotted at C...
ITS OFFICIAL!Cosmopolis and On the Road are both included as FILMS IN COMPETITION at the 65th Cannes Film Festival! Congratulations to Rob and Kristen and Tom! We are SO SO proud of yo...
The Fringe.I dont have a lot to say today...Yeah.. I know... Ive said that before.But I suppose its all been said before.Is there such a thing as original thought?Not if you are the Loony-Tick Fringe...
Rob and Kristen!!!1. Can you imagine living your life under such scrutinyas Rob and Kristen?Can you imagine having your picture taken...Thousands of timesand then having people blow up each pixellook...
**WARNING**** STUPIDITY SHOULD BE PAINFUL****PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK**Honestly.Im dizzy.I have gotten so many DMsSo many emails...All discussing me having the audacity to talk to a known ...
**WARNING****SARCASM ALERT****SENSE OF HUMOR REQUIRED****READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** The post you are about to read is true.My true opinion.Im going to discuss Michael Oregano...And I know how upset...
If youre sitting comfortably... then let me begin.I want to tell you a tale about the mess Im in.And it all starts with a girl... And shes breaking up my whole world.HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAYKRISTEN S...
HAPPYEASTER!I love bunnies.Easter is full of all kinds of bunnies.Easter is good.Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates.Youre no bunny until some bunny loves you.This post is brought to you by ...
The opinions expressed in the following postdo not necessarily reflect the opinions ofRobert Pattinson Intoxication.But then again...Maybe they do.Any pictures and/or smilies used in this postwere ad...
I have this girlfriend.I met her while I was in college.She is a lovely girl...Naturally beautiful.And so incredibly sweet.Not conceited in the least...and not high maintenance abo ut her lo...
March was a magical month!Wow.Im not sure where to begin.SO much.So very very much...Has March come in like a LION?Get the HELL out of here!It was a wonderful month... wasnt it?Starting with Robert g...
Ignore the man behind the curtain...Just having fun...Yes.I know.Its a Pap picture.Lets face it... 90% of the pics out there are Pap pics.But there are degrees...At least to me.1. The Paps are clearl...
What can I possibly say about this?What?Sinister.Sexy.Swagge r.You got me Cosmopolis.You got me.Just show Robert walking...Im all in.ANYWAY.I just had to comment on all the wonderfulongoing Robert and...
Hunger Games! Twilight!So.I have this girlfriend.(really... I do)She is an avid reader like myself.She is the only real life friend who shares mylove of all things Twilight.So she calls me the other ...
Hes laughing on the inside. Really.Dear George, Its been a while, hasnt it? Im sorry for not writing sooner...There is much to talk about. Laugh about, really. Yes. Im pointin...
Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Do you want to know what I find BEYOND amusing?The way people latch onto the factthat Rob and Kristen share luggage...and clothesapartmentshousesdogspla nesand spit.OK... the spit wa...
When will it stop?So.Here I sit.Reading Twitterand emailand DMsThis fandom is fascinating on so many levels.I was sent this little blurb in my email...I think I know where its fromBut its pretty obvi...
Same shit? Different Day.Lets all get something to drinkand discuss the recent gossip/news.Water is good...Some nice teaPerhaps a soda?Of courseIf you were seeing the bullshit that I seeYou might wan...
You know how it goes...Yes indeedy ladies and gents.Robert and Kristen.Always.End.Up.Together .Do I say that too much?I dont think so.Maybe because its the truth.And there is always room for the truth...
Yes. This is a still from a nasty pap video.I know.The only reason it is here... now...Is because of the smile on Robs face.That big ol Robert smile.The one that is always on full display whenev...
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