I havent got much time to waste, Its time to make my way Im not afraid of what Ill face, but Im afraid to stay Im going down my road and I can make it alone Ill work and Ill fight till I find a place...
Youre prepping for your next pole competition! And you spend 90% of your time thinking about said pole competition, mostly because you spend 60% of your time at your sucky job, and therefore can only...
Wow, its been a entire months since Ive blogged, and probably a year since Ive done a SBW post. But you guys know me by now, so you shouldnt be all that surprised. Ive been super busy, with amo...
{Source;This is what my photos should look like. Obvi, Ive got lots of work to do} I would like to introduce you to my new best friend in food, quinoa. I dont know about you, but Im way late to this...
Im not the type of person who does things with explicitly clear intentions. In general, I tend to do things [or not do things] because the mood strikes me to do so [or not], and the outcomes of such ...
This week marks the 2nd anniversary of Eat, Read, Rant! Can you believe it? Ive come a long way in the two years since I started this blog--which was catalyzed by a poorly timed break up during Snowm...
¡Hola Lovers! ¿Guess what Im doing el sábado próximo [next Saturday]? Im crossing #17 off my 30 before 30(+3) list, and performing in the Miss Xpose Fitness Preliminary competition! Holy shitballs! I...
GUESS WHAT?! Arianna Huffington is my new bestie! Valentines Day is in less than two weeks. I usually dont give a flying fork about Vday. Im an army of 1+poodle, and cant really imagine having the ti...
Oh yes I did, rub pork in spiced butter. AND WHAT, Paula?! I made these months ago and Chef Marcus Samuelsson made me do it! It was glorious and I would do it again, the same time next year! I only r...
Here we go with the cute food again. Damn that Adrianna! For the record, I cooked these biscuits exactly 2 1/2 months ago. Dont ask me what I was doing with my time in between then and now, because I...
*Disclaimer* If you hadnt guessed by the title, theres some choice profanity sprinkled throught this post. Youve beeen warned. So I’m a skinny bitch, Paula Deen has diabetes, and neither one of use a...
Leave it to me to blog about the star of my familys Christmas dinner four weeks after the fact. But considering the fact that when I showed up at my moms house two days before Christmas she didnt eve...
Soo...I kinda forgot about the whole protesting SOPA/PIPA Internet blackout day. MY BAD. But theres no time like the present to stand up for what you believe in, and what I dont believe in is Interne...
"In my case I have been known to substitute a modest teaspoon [of butter] for the generous tablespoon. Finally, I do think the way to a full and healthy life is to adapt the sensible system of ...
* Lets talk about cute food. Now if you know me well, or in any capacity really, than you probably know that"cute" is probably the last word I would use to describe food. As far as Im usual...
A Merry Christmas it was indeed. Hope everybody had a Merry ChristmaHanuKwanzaaKah. [even if Kwanzaa if the Milli Vanilla of Holidays]. My mom got me everything I asked for, and more! Ive already pu...
Meatless Monday will be back once I stop eating EVERYTHING. Tis the season to be greedy, am I right?! Speaking of the holidays, guess whats baaaaack! Brownies and Blondies! You may remember that seve...
So Thanksgivng has come and gone, and if your holiday was anything like mine, then youre probably wishing you had packed more macaroni and cheese and ham in your "to go" Tupperware while si...
You know how you take a break from blogging one day, and 21 days later you still havent blogged? What about when you go on weekend trips, and start off taking pictures of everything with the intentio...
Chick Pea Patties. Theyre kind of self explanatory, right? Ok, theyre really not, but it seems my creative writing skills seem to be on hiatus at the moment. So sadly, I have no quippy vignette about...
"Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"-Brian Griffin, Family Guy My sentiments exactly, except I want peaches and a wet, vodka martini. Organic peaches to be specif...
The Dos Equis Man may very well be the most interesting man in the world, but where is his female counterpart? Actually, during my pre-move, "must clear off my DVR before I move marathon" o...
So a pig and a goat walk into a bar....and wouldnt you know I googled pig and goat bar jokes and came up with nothing remotely funny? I suppose that doesnt matter because this pizza itself fills the ...
So the move came and went, and such is my the way of my life, there was drama with the movers. Go figure. Im still very much not unpacked. But today is Friday, and rather than spend my weekend ...
So remember like two months ago, when I poured my heart out, and talked about my plans to move to Sevilla? And do you remember how I mentioned that I didnt have an explicitly clear plan, in lieu of t...
Say it aint so, the last days of summer are upon us. *Can we have a collective a moment of silence in observance of the passing of this cherished season.* Dear summer, Im sure going to miss you, espe...
Do you know what I love about pizza? Well aside from the obvious reasons [cheese, crust, CHEESE]. Its the fact you can make a pizza with just about anything so long as you have a some form of crust a...
Hola lovers! Im back! Im sure youre thinking, where the EFF have I been? Or why the EFF am a week late announcing the giveaway winner? And Im sure youre definitely thinking you dont want to hear abou...
I carry Spain in my heart. Every. Single. Day. This much, you know is true. Do you know how I know that you know this about me? Because more than a few people have told me that whenever they hear or ...
S U M M E R T I M E and the livin is easy.... If only that were true. I love summer, but even if the livin were easy, it would still most certainly be busy, almost to the point of absurdity, especial...
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