(suggested independently by Charlie and Laura)Oh, Im sorry. Did you need me to speak up?
Too late, this nail polish name already made me vomit.(Suggested by presumably-nauseated reader Jessika)Its not the first time weve tackled unpleasant body fluids here (cf. Jizz), but at least that h...
I just…I just dont even. What is this? I would accuse this bizarre and incomprehensible name of being selected by the worlds least propitious random noun generator, but that would be far too generous...
Charming. Prince Charming. Finally a nail polish marketed to the enormous audience who have already knit their own royal wedding, hooked up their Kate and William commemorative refrigerator, and are ...
SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling nail polish bottle.Thunder. Enter the three Bitches.First BitchThrice Ive backstabbed my best friend.Second BitchThrice and once today Ive whined.Third Bit...
Do you American folks ever wonder if it is just our overheated advertising industry that is responsible for nail polish monstrosities? Finally, I have evidence of a foreign crime worth extraditing (g...
Im pretty sure that, by definition, they dont.
Wow, really? Really? How did nobodys offensiveness radar go off when you named a nail polish after a race of people, colored it to approximate their skin tone, and then asked to possess them? Follow-...
Here is a list of things that should be named "Deer Valley Spice":1) A scented candle used in a hunting lodge2) The mildly scandalous gossip column on the back page of a Massachusetts prepara...
Honey, let me give you a little advice. If you are having issues with your man, you might want to consider whether they spring from the fact that you appear to be the owner and operator of a lemonade...
Well, this is charming on every level. By "every level" I mean the 1.4 levels of meaning I am willing to grudgingly grant OPI because they are probably feeling extremely proud of their clever...
Heres a real winner from the Poor Life Choices collection by Naughty Nailz.(photo by Lacquer Laine)I hear they wanted to call it "Lost Any Chance at Alimony and Served Thirty Days for Contempt of...
Its nail polish names like these that really make me nostalgic for the good ol days. You know, the ones where women were in the kitchen, African-Americans were at the back of the bus, and Asians were...
Whoa, now, lets just simmer down a moment, shall we? Theres no need to get all hostile.(suggested by Blanche and Trina)Ive seen a lot of nail polish that seems to be going through personal problems, ...
Great, just what we all needed: dadaist nail polish. What is "ups" with this?Actually, Im kind of impressed. Who would have thought so much confusion could be packed into just three letters a...
You know those days when you want to be obnoxiously demanding, but you ALSO really want your fashion to be at least ninety years out of date? Apparently Essies got it covered! Whats that you say? You...
(Photo by Lacquer Laine)Interestingly, Lifetime is using this color as an inspiration for their first-ever movie based on a nail polish name. Keep an eye on your TV Guide so you don't miss the debut ...
I'm pretty sure there is a good reason the creator of this little number was kicked off of Project Runway last week:(screenshot courtesy of Project Rungay)For those not up on their fashion, I think t...
Blasphemy! Accusing a man of God of deception? I had no idea that OPI was so iconoclastic. Maybe this is the color that Richard Dawkins wears on dates?I admit that I kind of like the idea of an extre...
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