”I puked at a punk show once, but I think my date liked me even more after that. Rap shows are cool, but I never know whether to sing along when they start sayin ‘nigga’ .” Pic Via William Yan
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“The unwritten ‘first-date clause for dykes’, stipulates that I can’t look directly into or put my tongue anywhere near a vagina. My mom told me that when she caught me masturbating over Shannon Dohe...
Our friends over at Pretty Real have just opened up their limited, exclusive and rare ‘Poop-Up Store’. So now you can get that ‘Broschino’ t-shirt up there and this one dedicated to 2 Pac and puppie...
Wearing a dead animal on your back is a great way to poke fun at mother nature. She took her precious time to create something magical (yes, animals are fucking magical) and now you’re teasing her by...
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We just posted up a new style tip over at Pretty Real! Click below to check it out prettyreal: STYLE TIP 06: DONT OVERTHINK THINGS Chill out and go with the flow, you’ll feel all the better for it. ...
“Sometimes I think they’ll never find a cure for aids, but I know when it happens, I’ll be there with Terence. And everything will be perfect again.”
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“I bet there’s only like five people on this earth who can hold their breath as long as me. As soon as I get over my fear of water, I’m gonna swim all the way to mexico so I can find out who my real...
“I want you to start paying more attention to me when I tell you stuff. Do you ever listen to me when I fuckin talk? Ok. I get it - you ignore me on purpose just to piss me off, don’t you?”
STYLE TIP 34: Fashion is all about finding the perfect balance between a) researching style trends and history, which will enable you to put together the perfect ensemble, and b) forgetting all of t...
“My parents can’t tell me what to do, I’m nearly 30 for God’s sake! Me living at home doesn’t give them the right to say who I can and can’t sleep with. So what if Tunde’s from another country or d...
”Well, that was a pretty mean thing to do. If I want to use a turkey baster to impregnate my best friend, then that’s my choice. Telling her I have gonorrhea was a bitch move. Like, how old are you...
“Internet dating is great, I’d recommend it to everyone. Sure, I almost got raped at knifepoint once, but the other guy I dated bought me lobster at a fancy restaurant. He even treated me to champa...
STYLE TIP 33: Coke gets kinda boring after a while, so it’s only natural for kids to move on to sniffing mexican gangs, gay club-kid porn and old episodes of YO MTV Raps.
“All the money in the world isn’t enough for me to let some guy poop in a wine glass and pour it all over my chest. My ex was always into weird stuff, but I had to draw the line somewhere.”
“Swear to God I was white for a whole three months last year. Or maybe I just slept with a shitload of white guys over the summer?”
“The worst part about telling your best friend you have HIV is the awkward silence when nobody knows what to say.”
STYLE TIP 32: When you’ve got two kids, a mortgage and a partner who you’re bored of fucking, keeping up with trends and making sure your hair has ‘character’ becomes kind of redundant.
STYLE TIP 31 ‘DONT PEAK TOO SOON’: The geeks and losers from school always blossom into social-rosebuds. You picked on ‘em and made them feel like shit, but now they look better than you, have jobs ...
STYLE TIP 30: ‘Having a personality’ or ‘being intelligent’ are boring things that only people with no sense of style worry about. Who wants to talk about the social-political reasons behind the Lon...
STYLE TIP 29: White boys can get away with ‘meek and vulnerable’, it’s actually kind of endearing and won’t hinder your chances of getting laid.
“I just saw a picture of one of those hairy, unkept, feral vaginas on the internet. I think it was from the 70’s or something. I almost threw up when I saw it, but it turned me on a little, too. ...
“I despise commercialism, dairy products and ebony porn. Unless it’s white on black, that is. Or two black girls, that usually cheers me up.”
“I hated school, education is lame. I’m not a dummy, but sitting in a class full of girls I hate with a teacher who keeps staring at my tits, isn’t gonna help me get ahead in life”
“Sure, you can kiss another man on the lips and keep it totally platonic, but that’s not something I’d ever contemplate doing.” Pic Via SSS
STYLE TIP 29: Sometimes, being young, slutty and jus don’t give a fuck-y, transcends all the style blogs that harp on about seasonal trends and classic elegance. Watch out for the herpes, though - ...
STYLE TIP 28: ‘Creepy romanian sex-slave’ is a current look that can be dressed up or dressed down or tied up in your basement until you come home from work and feel like peeing on someone because yo...
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