If youre going to do a combover, Rick, you need to start combing from further down.Placing the parting one inch above the ear is recommended in extreme cases such as this.
Lovely background. We advise arranging your icons around his head, like a halo around an image of the Virgin Mary.And put your Recycle Bin where his lapel badge is.
Leslie Phillips 2.0.The above reference wont work for international readers.
Due to overwhelming issues to do with these men having nothing better to do than Google themselves and complain about it, the new policy going forwards is to not refer to them by name in the body tex...
Has been known to operate small-to-medium-sized retail businesses under the pseudonym "Jim".Start the hunt here, and DO NOT REST until youve found one of him and his wife holidaying in Hawaii...
We had planned to manufacture a physical calendar again this year, but sort of forgot. And felt guilty about not updating the site enough to ask for MONEY in exchange for merchandise. So heres an awk...
False teeth?Eyes look suspicious as well. And no way are those actual ears.
This image was tagged "AUG2010" so Mark should still look pretty much the same in real life. Maybe a bit less tanned and with a bushier moustache, perhaps even in different glasses, but withi...
This one messes with your perception of the male form. You expect there to be no hair, than all of a sudden theres LOADS OF HAIR, then it goes back to expecting theres no hair again all the way down....
We went to the Broadcom press site for WORK PURPOSES and, as usual, couldnt help but hopefully browse to the Executive Photo Library in case there was anything useful up there of a sufficient resolut...
Suit matched to hair. Literal interpretation of the white collar worker. Great moustache. Glasses. Bad tie. Skin that was last exposed to sunlight on the Sunday afternoon prior to starting the job in...
We have many questions about this image, primarily to do with how he gets it so smooth and pointed and why, after going to so much effort with the top of his head, he would then let the bottom of it ...
Couldnt pass up the opportunity to feature a man called Henk.Henk is currently heading up research into sudden and unusual ear growth spurts in men over the age of 50.
"Nani" is what people call him during their final few minutes in the woods behind the storage depot."On my desk by 10.30am MEANS on my desk by 10:30am, not a lame email at 10.35am saying ...
Too obvious. The blue in the tie to bring out the blue eyes. The blue in the background to bring out the blue eyes. Theyre telegraphing it, Brian.As if we need reminding that ginger people tend to ha...
They churn these ones out in China at a rate of 10,000 per day. They come over in boxes a bit like coffins, then you buy one at the supermarket when you have some admin you need doing.Sorry, Chris, y...
Youd look this confident, too, if your official job title called you the "Controller".Only the Controller can get away with having a moustache.FAVOURED METHOD OF CONTROL: Balls in a vice.
That lapel badge symbolises his favourite breakfast cereal, for meeting small-talk purposes.Shredded Wheat. That why his skins so healthy.
Theres not much more you can do with hair like that, except have it swept as far out of sight as possible. Hed look even crazier with a fringe.Here he is with a makeshift fringe:We started doing anot...
Some rudimentary post production has been attempted here. Backgrounds that uniform simply do not exist in nature.Unless hes in a meeting room in THE VORTEX.
Ray Ratto is not an executive. He is a sports writer. So weve hired him, without his permission or knowledge, to be the new Sexy Executives Non-Executive Director of Sports.Now Ray is an executive. W...
Weve TORN APART the rule book** to accommodate Mark. This image is only a poor quality 450 x 563 file, well below our usual mandatory minimum executive photograph resolution standards, but theres som...
If shes 1000 years old and has recently been unearthed during routine earthworks, shes aged very well.Hair needs updating. Even Duran Duran dont have hair like Duran Duran used to in 1982 any more.
John Madden?Hes excused for not wearing a tie, as they dont make ties long enough to get round necks like that.
Hair of the Week.Has the wiry thickness of a wig, but you can see the follicles attached to his head at the front. Well categorise this one under Hair Mysteries, pending further analysis in a few dec...
"Just pop your trousers down for me""Oh yes, you can tell an awful lot about a mans cellular make-up by simply cupping his buttocks and breathing in his scent."
We only do our hair like that as a joke after coming out of the bath.Maybe he had a bath just before the shoot. Well never know. Some things simply arent recorded in the EXIF data.
NEW CATEGORY: Executives in Pyjamas. Never thought wed enjoy seeing a photo of an accountant in their pyjamas.
This has the potential to become an all-time favourite.The silly tie was probably a Christmas present from a grandchild, and hes pulling it off well. What a nice man. Bet he doesnt drink. Bet he does...
NEW CATEGORY: Possibly Used To Be A Woman.14 years of hormone therapy later, that goatee is his trophy.
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