I’m currently gnawing on a big, squishy, ripe red tomato. Right now. As I type this. I’m forking salty chunks into my mouth as I hope (but not pray–I’m pretty bad at th...
To anyone and everyone selling something: Pay attention. The other day, I was having a conversation with a copywriting client who is building a business around teaching people how feel ...
Well, well, well – look at TMFproject blowin’ it up with blog posts on the daily. Don’t get used to it. At some point I will absolutely go back to 2-3 posts/week ̵...
I like lists. Don’t you like lists? I mean, who doesn’t need a good list in their lives? That said, in the name of honoring their holier-than-thou nature, today is officiall...
So I’m not sure what you did yesterday, but I, for one, witnessed somebody drown. You’re probably thinking I’m joking, because who mentions something like drowning so nonchal...
Well holy shit. It’s Thursday. An interview I did the other day with Bern from Your Great Life TV went live today, and I wanted to pass it along because I give some fast and dirty...
So here’s some Tuesday tough love (which is not even a category, but I’m making it one today): You know why you’re not making the money you want to be making? G...
Book writing is addicting. Do you know how much ass I’ve turned down, in the name of finishing The Middle Finger Project–The Book? It’s sort of like a daily crack fix. Not li...
Darling - I just wanted to send out a dirty little love note telling you that YOUR WORK IS HOT. YOU ARE HOT. AND YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO GET HOTTER. Blind faith is sexy. Get some. BE SOME...
It’s Sunday morning. I’m sitting at my dining room table with coffee, staring out the front door of my new condo here in Costa Rica, looking at this: That’s rig...
Ever jump in a pool fully clothed? You gotta try it. Borderline rebellious, without landing you a spot in jail, or any unplanned pregnancies. (Usually.) I’m pretty sure I’ve jumped...
Whooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo! It’s time! (If you knew me in person, you’d know that I really do “woo” a lot. It’s obnoxious, really.) So...
Before I explain the origins of this remarkable photo, I’m pretty sure we should think up some awesome captions together. I’ll go first. Anything but Do...
I have a very important piece of advice for you. When in a foreign country lookin’ all sorts of sexy at the mall (read: for once, there isn’t a mix of sweat, dirt and...
So this past week, I took a motherfucking vacation. And do you know what? I’m going to take vacations all the time! It’s been decided! Vacations are just way too great to no...
Andddd here we are – the final (official) day of INTOXICATE 2012. (Sort of. Even though I’m relentlessly going to harass you about YOUR THING for months to come. And ...
What a fucking hangover. I spent the evening talking marketing (and drinking too many lemontinis) with Carlitros and an interestingly powerful man who owns a pineapple plantation, a beach front hotel...
Annndddd intoxicate 2012 continues! {Read post 1 of the intoxicate series here.} On a Friday night. Except you’re probably not reading this on a Friday night. Because you’re...
Hi. First of all, thanks to everyone who stopped by the launch last night, said hello, and left kind words. I’m so humbled and grateful to be a part of this community we’ve built, ...
Throw diamonds! Toss some confetti! Slam your martini! Are you READY? It’s officially 9:55pm EST / 6:55pm PST, and…. The new TMFproject IS HERE. Products + Cash IS HERE. INTOXICATE 2012 IS HERE...
In my best manly announcer’s voice: LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGINNNNNNN! There’s just one day left before… …it gets vodka-soaked, loud, crazy + wild up in here! (More than usual. Which is...
His name is Oskar. He’s Rastafarian. I met him when I first came to Costa Rica in 2004 and watched him trying to sell his paintings day after day on the beach, sweating, struggling to speak Eng...
I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Costa Rica, but contrary to what you may think, one of the greatest things here is not the beach. Oh no. Definitely not. Nor is it the me...
Can we please talk about the fact that tonight, I’m getting a ride to the airport from a random, way-skinnier-than-me (and probably you) Vietnamese woman named Kim, who works at the rand...
Growing up, my dad’s favorite line used to be, “Everything in moderation.” What a riot. One would assume that, after having those particular words-o-wisdom jack-hammered into...
What a hypocritical bastard I am. Yesterday I write a post all about the importance of having options, yet here I am the very next day, just fiddling around with my broken toe, wondering wheth...
So, I had this grand epiphany the other day. You see, I’ve always wanted a pet peeve. Everyone’s got a pet peeve. At least one. But me? Not so much. I’ve never really had a s...
I’ve been way too serious lately. I just decided. I was about to write a really intelligent post on finding your target market, and then, suddenly, just decided…fuck it. Who wants ...
Break out your best pair of panties. I wanted to write a post today filling you in on some of the changes I’ve made to my One Night Stand copywriting package, because things just got eve...
Favorite sound bite: “Anytime you grant someone access to your time, who isn’t paying you? You’re effectively paying them.” Can’t see the video? Click her...
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