This weeks writing prompt over at Studio 30 + is to write your own obituary. Need I say more?Stephanie Turple (thats my real name and Im not afraid to use it, unless someone starts stalking me, and I...
The boyfriend and I spent last week in New York City, hence the radio silence, and I spent the weekend recovering, unevenly burning/tanning sunbathing on our deck under a gloriously, unseasonably hot...
Honey badger is fearless. It eats snakes, despite getting bitten, eats bee larvae despite being stung. Honey badger dont care.How to cultivate your inner honey badger:1) Wear a waist-high thong, hip ...
So Im watching 30 Rock the other night when Tina Fey unveils another of her comic gems: snart. What is a snart, you ask? When one sneezes and farts at the same time.Cmon, no need to be shy about it, ...
You know, when youre kinda drunk, and things arent quite as they appear to you, in your slightly altered state? Like when I think Im being really, really quiet, trying to avoid the one creak in our k...
My stepdaughter sends me a link to a blog post listing the worst album covers of all time. Below are extrapolations on some of my personal favorites. Ken was the original prototype for the Ken doll, ...
You know, sometimes I wonder why I bother trying because every time I think Im all that, lookin good, feelin hip, something reminds me that Im pretty much a walking dufuss.There was an incident, not ...
So I open up my Gossip Junkie app to check out the celeb scene and the first thing I see at the top of a long list of inane articles on celebrity happenings is an ad selling "Russian Dating Chat ...
The sheer depth of my dependence on handheld electronic devices was revealed to me recently. It was, to say the least, a disturbing incident. Not so much because of what actually happened but more so...
Lately, Ive been obsessed with exploding cherries, pea shooters, lethal chili peppers, lily pads, sunflowers and zombies. Probably an indication of my sheer genius, you know, thinking outside the box...
Last weekend, I went shopping with a gaggle of girls for a wedding dress for my dear friend G. We were also looking for some bridesmaid dresses, minus the diarrhea and projectile vomiting. So, Im sit...
I cant decide whether Terrence Malicks Tree of Life, starring Brad Pitt, Jessica Chastain and Sean Penn, is just another artsy wankfest or one of the most deeply moving films Ive ever started to watc...
You know, Ryan Seacrest, youre a f*cking sourpuss. Sacha Baron Cohen made you more famous than you could ever be on your own in only a few seconds. So your Oscar outfit was messed up with fake ashes ...
Ive been avoiding it for a little over two years now, basically since I started my blog. Sure, I noticed everyone else was doing it but it didnt feel right to me, not yet anyway. But, sure enoug...
Just when I think Im evolving, something happens to remind me that Im still a whoring consumer slut. Last Saturday, my boyfriend innocently asked me to join him on a little shopping trip to an outdoo...
Apparently, my doppelganger, Gisele Bündchen, got into some hot water lately for remarks made about the New England Patriots loss in the Superbowl this past Sunday. She really is my doppelganger. Don...
I recently made what I feel is a momentous decision. Ive decided to stop capitalizing when texting, even when a text has more than one sentence. Oh yeah, I wont capitalize anymore, even after a perio...
Gotta give a shout out to ma Bridesmaids ladies! Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo got an Oscar nod for Best Original Screenplay and Melissa McCarthy for Actress in a Supporting Role. This is truly momen...
Why cant TV producers leave a good thing alone? Apparently, the CW will be creating the prequel series to Sex and the City. It will begin with Carrie Bradshaw in her senior year of high school. Sex a...
I heard a rather interesting radio documentary recently on "mommy blogging" and how its turned into big business. I felt compelled to write about it since some ethical quandaries popped up ab...
Now that Im rested and have read numerous "best of 2011" lists, I decided I wouldnt try that formula here because, well, its 2012 and Im looking ahead to the future. So, heres a list of thing...
Ive decided to plagiarize myself today. For the three followers of my other blog, Oedipal Odyssey, the list below may sound somewhat familiar. For the rest of you, itll be brand new. Haha! Tricked yo...
Almost a month after it opened, I finally saw Breaking Dawn, Part 1, the fourth installment of the Twilight teen vampire saga. Im slightly dismayed to admit that I kind of enjoyed it. Ok, maybe a lit...
Michelle Duggar miscarried her 20th child. Lets consider that a message from Mother Nature: the planet is already overpopulated - any more children from you is not a gift from God but a curse from Sa...
You know when its been a while since youve seen a show you really love and then you watch it again, and its even better than you remember? Its been months since we finished watching Season 4 of 30 Ro...
The past few weeks have felt like a hike through a desert, barefoot, in a string bikini, with no sunblock. The desert signifying the sheer lack of good TV programming. The only shows weve been able t...
Ive been retardedly busy lately, people. Yes, I used the word "retardedly". I know its not politically correct but you know what? F*ck that. Its the word that best describes my current situat...
A few reasons why movements like Occupy Wall Street exist:1 - Model Miranda Kerr will grace the catwalk in a 2.5 million dollar bra at a Victorias Secret fashion show.2 - The demise of Kim Kardashian...
Take a good look at the woman in the photo below and guess how old she is...What are you thinking? 45, 50 ish? Thats Buffy Sainte-Marie and shes 70 years old. 70! This woman is my new hero. Im determ...
You know when you dont have sex or arent allowed to have sex and then you obsess about it? I sense this is whats happening with our collective fixation on the sex scene in the next installment of the...
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