Before watching the voice I wasnt at all keen on Will.I.Am, particularly because of his group The Black Eyed Peas and how I didnt like their stuff one bit. I remember going into The Box at The Odysse...
Ive found a great song for dancing round my house in head to toe spandex. Ive got carpet burns already. Heres a great bunch of lads singing their wee song:
The Tory government is getting out of hand. People deserve to be paid for work they do, and even minimum wage is taking the piss. Its not poor peoples fault this country is going to shit. Read more a...
A few nights ago was a friends birthday, and Id bought a big bag of reefer for us to smoke together. I didnt have her address so I posted up on her facebook asking for her address but she never got b...
One of the worst things a dad can say to his son is (at any age): Did you get some pussy? Just because if you are a dad whose son is getting pussy, youre probably old enough for your pubes to be fall...
Ive been applying for lots of jobs recently because I found myself making the silly mistake of going back into a call centre to chase the dream of the mighty pound. Alls happened is Ive been ground d...
So in this shitty economic climate where some complete wankers think the solution is to lower minimum wage (go fuck yourselves, seriously) it seems a boy like me farting through silk to get his bills...
I was reading the BBC news this morning when I came across an article saying five Northern Irish MPs want to bring back the death penalty. My first thought was I bet that daemonic bastard Sammy Wilso...
I think the only other thing I have in common with Kurt Cobain is that I was in a band (briefly). A sweaty rock and roll heavy metal one. I was pish at singing. I was really in it for the metal pussy...
Im in the house watching the Nirvana night on BBC4, or to be honest Ive only just turned it on. Right at the point where theyre saying that Kurt Cobain used to be homeless. Something I never knew. Iv...
With the seven billionth baby just been born, some people are worried about overpopulation etc. I think there isnt much to worry about really because as my old daemonic pal Sammy Wilson says: CO2 doe...
So Saturday was my three year anniversary. Im not sure where to go with the blog any more or even if I should keep posting. Its mostly because Im no longer a lonely crackhead living in Belfast. I sti...
Ive always been a bit unimpressed with the way blogs are set out to be read backwards. Thats fine if youre writing a topical blog all about which Kardashian sister is doing some dumb shit in tight sp...
Just in case you are flicking backwards like a worried mum going through her teenage daughters diary, instead of following the link Im doing what any smart teenage girl does and hide what youre looki...
Being a vain sort I often look to see what sites link back here. Ive found a really good one recently with a great piece on shoplifting. Ive shoplifted loads in Belfast. Its a great passtime. I never...
Its time for this: A bit of slam dancing does make me feel very good.
Im sitting with a pish hangover after being woken up by my barking dog at 8:00. I took him for a wee walk and fed him and now I cant get back to sleep. I got a postcard from Rock and Roll Stephen (wh...
So I was in a music video. Im in around 2:48. Blink and youll miss me. Im there, or I was, youll know what I mean when you see it. Take it away, BeeMickSee: Wasnt I great?
I was at Nanny Boo Boos a few weeks ago just catching up. See was in a bad mood, because shed bought a bottle of her favourite vodka from Sainsburys and theyd forgotten to remove the security tag. So...
I know I havent posted in a while but I told myself Id stop telling embarrassing stories about people I know. This one luckily is just about something I saw yesterday that convinced me there is still...
Fabian Wildman called round today. He was in a bad way. He was crying and his eyes were all bloodshot from smoking loads of crack. I couldnt make sense of him at first so I let him sleep it off on my...
I ran into an old pal from my crackhead days today, a wanker called Grinba Gunns. Hes still on crack and looks like a stick man. He said that someone asked him last week if he was anorexic and he sai...
I was hanging out at Central Station a few days ago hustling for cash when I picked up a copy of GO Belfast for a flick. It gave me a great big smile all over my face to see Party Down and Go Fuck Yo...
Now Im jobless Im having a short break to myself. It isnt easy because bills keep coming in and Ive no way of paying them. Still Im keeping stylish with my robbing. I have a store card for New Look w...
So I said to myself: Im not going to these blog awards. Im not going to bully or be nasty to anyone. If Im not winning Ive had my rant and I couldnt gives two fucks who wins now. I dont believe in ka...
So the Irish Blog Award shortlist is out and Im not on it for the third year running, what do I have to do? Post some fucking lolcats or something else predictable and pish? I thought since the Irish...
I just cant seem to stay away this month. I thought I might give the place a wee make over and since I couldnt find a template I really loved I thought at least Id make it the colour of a velvet cats...
Im just coming on here briefly to boast about being nominated for two irish blog awards. Thank you to whoever nominated me. And since Ill probably not win Ill give you the speech Ill been busting to ...
Yesterday was my birthday and it started me thinking about it being time to wind the blog down. Ive a lot going on in my life at the mo and the blog isnt so easy to keep up.Ive been at it two years n...
What a shite week Ive had. The Punchbowl Girl is actually away for two weeks so shell miss my birthday. Fuck that.Ive sat round the house wondering how to avoid conversations with Wino Jo about how h...
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