...to all the other mamas out there."This is a very special message to let you know how proud and happy I am to see you blooming into the hardworking, independent, beautiful and loving woman and ...
...a recap of where MILF n Cookies has been missing to in recent months. More Here...
"But MOOOOOM! Dad doesnt make me check in if Im out after midnight!" "Ugh, my mom is such a BITCH. She threw out my stash and told me I can be as much of a dumbass as I want, just not in ...
MILF n Cookies has been somewhat neglected in recent months, and I apologizes for not filling everyones need for dead baby & lush mother jokes, but life has been happening more often than writing...
The following blog is from an anonymous guest blogger, and is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and probably inappropriate for anyone anywhere to read, so continue at your own risk. The Exposed Project definit...
It was during my first pregnancy that I received my first-class, all expenses paid, ticket to Mother Hell. My winning raffle tickets included referring to my unborn fetus as a parasite, laughing at m...
As usual on the internet, there are always flares of go-to arguments when the going gets boring. One of the usual is of course the big, scarlet letter, of ABORTION. Most arguments that Ive ...
After nearly 2 years of eagerly awaiting Baby Ds first words, I am wondering if he was only speaking gibberish out of the goodness of his heart. After all, if you dont have nuthin nice to say, dont s...
Me: "Mama." 10-month-old Tiny: "Dada." Me: "MA-MA." Tiny: "Dada! Me: "No, Mama." 22-month-old Baby D rolls his eyes: "No, Daddy."
Ive been wanting to give this blog a makeover for a while, but havent had much time. I have a basic idea of a new header and color scheme, but somewhere between diapers, dishes, and dementia, I need ...
Because of multiple households to all be seen by everyone, we had Thanksgiving at Casa de MILF today on Friday to include my mother-in-law, my dad, his girlfriend, my aunt, and my brother. This was m...
I did something exciting the other day: I left the confines of my house and ventured to the grocery store! Of course this included Tiny perched on my hip to stop his whining, Baby D jumping in the ca...
And I cant imagine why. Im little, outspoken, & crass, like an obnoxious, squeaky barking, teacup Pomeranian, which then has obnoxious, squeaky barking, teacup Pomeranian puppies that everyone st...
The apple of my eye, the light of my life, my reason for breathing....in exasperation & tearing my hair out, my Baby D is almost 2 years old! And hes still not talking. Ive updated on occasion about ...
Yes, were still sugar-high. Definitely ate more candy than brains.
We spent this past Sunday at Thunderhill Raceway supporting our newest team drift driver. Hubby kept the car going, Mommy took pictures, Tiny survived his first track day, and Baby D cheered for the ...
While bouncing around from room to room in the new house, and deciding what I want eventually to go where, I have found myself overly excited and overly brain-dead when it comes to my boys room. The ...
Baby D was eating some crackers today, and Tiny was crawling along behind him, salivating desperately."Baby D, can you share with your brother?"He nods, and extends a cracker to an ecstatic T...
Dear readers, help me help me help me! Any ideas, suggestions, sketches, whatever, are welcome! PLEASE! Im pretty in love with the dining room in our new house, however, Im kinda at a loss with what ...
As most of my readers know, my little brood has just (2 days ago!) moved back to the quiet (but tourist-trap) farm-town where theres nothing to do but...make Baby D. ANYWAY. My inlaws bought this hou...
Im sitting inside on the couch with my laptop plugged in, working on photos, and my husband is outside playing video games on his phone. He pokes his head in the door, "What? You dont want ...
Baby D loves his daddy, and his inherited his daddys love of things with motors. Today we took a trip to Daddys autoshop and got to play with cars that were a little bigger than Hot Wheels. And he ev...
In 2009 the Xanga Exposed Project struck like wildfire and burned up our humble little blog site into a smokey whirlwind of newfound confidence and body appreciation. Inspired by another blog, Xangan...
Ive been "featured" on @TheTheologiansCafe several times, and the responses have always entertained me (my favorite being a debate a few years ago whether I was a hermaphrodite or not, heehee...
I used to think monokinis were hideous...and then I had stretch-marks, and they became GENIUS!
Note: Daddy is 64"/65", Baby D is 19 months, and Tiny is only 7 months. Why is he so big?!
While Baby D may have fallen from a portal to hell that spawned between my legs, he has his moments of glory and surprise. Today while chopping fruit for fruit salad, he is tugging of my legs, ...
Too cute! And I like having all of the above (except tea, Id probably use that for something else) on hand instead of away in the cupboard. Mixing bowls that can function as casual but cute serving d...
You are no longer following . Undo?
English
Suomi
Svenska