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Reason #457 I Am Single: Complete Apathy

Put a bird on it. I used to think about dating. And having a dude around. And how fun it would be to go out to movies or go on mini road trips and get froyo and sandwiches (god, I love sandwiches)...

Mar 15, 2013 Like

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If I wasn’t a raging hipster…

…I’d stop wearing long cardigans layered with more long cardigans and I’d have some very sleek, minimalist apartmetn decor. But I don’t. Sometimes I look at my apartment and my clothes and I wonder...

Nov 12, 2012 Like 2 people like this

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Reason #27 I am Single: My iPhone

I really love my iPhone. And not in a girly-OMG-LOOK-AT-MY-BEJEWELED-CASE sorta away. It doesn’t even HAVE a cool case. It isn’t filled with fashion blogs or girly shopping apps. My iPhone is a...

Aug 1, 2012 Like

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Reason #8 I am Single: Hami is my boyfriend.

Yes, we’re into single digits for a hot second, because this reason is that serious. It’s more serious than the relationship I have with my apartment, because when I’m stepping out on my apartment...

Jul 27, 2012 Like

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Reason #513 I am Single: I’m a Midnight Sink Eater

I’m not very good at being an adult. It’s all a ruse. I fail at the most basic tasks of adultood. Driving. Remembering to pay gas bill on time (ever). Making doctor’s appointments and then actually...

Jul 25, 2012 Like

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Reason #17 I am Single: I’m already in a committed relationship…with my apartment

I buy my apartment gifts. I miss it when I’m away. It brings me lots of joy. It likes my dogs. I sleep with it. Sometimes we get into fights when I am trying to hang something in my ancient plaster...

Jul 10, 2012 Like

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Reason #3,612 I am Single: OKCupid

So, there is an on running joke amongst my friends and I basically known as: Reasons Sarah is Single. They range from the ridiculous things that I do in my daily life, to outside factors that are...

Jul 8, 2012 Like 1 person likes this

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I love you Ke$ha.

This week I… Had the best arcade night EVER and won 300 tickets on the Wheel of Fortune stop-the-light game, which I then used to get a RIBBON DANCER Stopped biting my nails Have been attempting to...

Apr 20, 2012 Like

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Thrift Funday: Part One

This weekend, which seemed to begin on Thursday, was the best weekend of 2012. I’m just going to declare it now, because I highly doubt any other weekend is going to be filled with as much fun and...

Apr 17, 2012 Like

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Goodwill Adventures Part 1 of 3,472

I love Goodwill. Like really, obsessively LOVE it. Last year when I got my first Alone Apartment (yes, that is capitalized) I was unemployed, so I really didn’t have money for anything but rent,...

Apr 11, 2012 Like

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Spring Fever (more like panic)

Remember that week in March where it hit nearly 80? And I was ridiculously excited? And opened all my ancient windows (while simultaneously fearing I would never get them shut again) and turned off...

Apr 10, 2012 Like

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I am wearing a costume, “Pretty.”

I’m not going to start this post with an apology, a welcome back, or any of that. Let’s just dive right in. We had a faux spring in New England a few weeks ago, and it brought back all those loving...

Apr 3, 2012 Like

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February, you are so warm.

This week (or the past 9 days or so) I… Got a terrible cold that I’ve been sniffling, sneezing, and coughing my way through. I actually drank two shots of vinegar to try to ward away illness. I get...

Feb 10, 2012 Like

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January, we meet again.

Last week I… Got a new hamster that I am co-parenting with my friend Alex. Her name is Josephine Francesca (aka Joey, Jo, JoJo, FrannyJo) Talked to my sister on the phone for over an hour and we...

Jan 26, 2012 Like

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This week in news…

This week I… Went to a cafe in Vermont and actually sat down and wrote for a long time Celebrated my wife’s 30th birthday with all of my other hens Had an amazing dinner with two friends and had a...

Jan 14, 2012 Like

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This is how I dress now…an OOTD (sorta.)

So, yeah, I never remember to take pictures of myself when I dig my outfit. And my digital camera kinda sucks, and it’s timer is wicked sucky, and I’m not very good at using a tripod, so even if I...

Jan 12, 2012 Like

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2011 has left the building.

Things I did in 2011 * Lived by myself for the first time * Went from unemployed, to a front desk clerk, to the sales manager of my hotel * Lived on a strict budget – successfully * Gained a huge...

Jan 6, 2012 Like

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1970s Redux

If you follow me on a Twitter, you know about my 1970s vintage obsession. And most likely, my vintage owl collection. My vintage obsession began around 2009 – I started buying vintage dresses on...

Dec 6, 2011 Like

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What do I like?

I was out the other day with a friend wandering around stores, TJ Maxx and Target mostly. ANd I was pumped to look at some clothing. Until I actually tried to find something I liked. And I looked...

Oct 19, 2011 Like

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Fashion Bloggers: TAKE ME BACK!

I miss being a fashion blogger. I miss taking pictures. And online shopping. And tweeting. Especially living alone, tweeting is a nice communication device when you feel like you’ve been talking to...

Oct 8, 2011 Like

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Loneliness.

It started at the hotel. Maybe it was her familiar all black ensemble, or the loud hum of the computer sever. The lobby was under construction and empty. Mismatched wallpaper, uneven floor tiles,...

Sep 19, 2011 Like

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It’s okay to take a time-out.

It’s 11 pm on a Tuesday. I worked 10-6 today, which typically is my favorite shift, especially Tuesdays and Thursdays, because those are my sales days which I spend organizing, creating, and...

Aug 24, 2011 Like

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Hello, summer, my love.

The recent heatwave reminded me that it is indeed summer and I am still alive. Which is very shocking to me. Even more shocking, is the degree of happiness I experience regularly, which I didn’t...

Jul 26, 2011 Like

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Summer work, fun, and anxiety.

I haven’t written in my blog for so long. My wordpress dashboard actually feels a bit unfamiliar to me. What happens when you fail at blogging? Do you leave your domain and site here to languish...

Jul 7, 2011 Like

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A quiet mind.

I wish I could get out of my own head sometimes. Once thing I’ve noticed about myself since I struck out on my own is my intense scrutiny and analysis of everything. I cannot seem to enjoy the...

Jun 8, 2011 Like

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Sarah, BE something!

Adding a new blog post is so intimidating to me now…I just get overwhelmed and write draft after draft, quite halfway through, and then don’t end up posting. I don’t have the “fashion blogger”...

Jun 3, 2011 Like

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Reason #457 I Am Single: Complete Apathy

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Reason #17 I am Single: I’m already in a committed relationship…with my apartment

Reason #3,612 I am Single: OKCupid

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Thrift Funday: Part One

Goodwill Adventures Part 1 of 3,472

Spring Fever (more like panic)

I am wearing a costume, “Pretty.”

February, you are so warm.

January, we meet again.

This week in news…

This is how I dress now…an OOTD (sorta.)

2011 has left the building.

1970s Redux

What do I like?

Fashion Bloggers: TAKE ME BACK!

Loneliness.

It’s okay to take a time-out.

Hello, summer, my love.

Summer work, fun, and anxiety.

A quiet mind.

Sarah, BE something!

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