Right. First of all I really must apologise- I know I havent posted in an excruciatingly long time. Im sure you must all be totally outraged and devastated that I have been depriving you of my witty ...
I was incredibly flattered to find out that I have been nominated for a Cosmo Blog Award. Quelle honour- a nomination from the home of the sex quiz!! I am duly humbled. Feel free to vote for me if yo...
Now, I know that I havent posted in ages and that everyone has probably forgotten about me by now. BUT, in my defense, Im trying to buy a house, which it turns out is MUCH less fun than buying shoes,...
For those of you who didnt see it (SHAME ON YOU!!!), I thought I would show you the interview with me in Time-Out magazine. Why yes, that is the cover story, thank you for asking. Im mildly concerned...
The other day I was corralling the herd of empty wine bottles in my kitchen into a recycling bag, along with the entire Sunday Times (untouched- I only ever read the Style section), packets of Vogue ...
For those of you who dont know who Henry is (shame on you!) I thought it would be helpful for you to read what Wikipedia has to say about him:Henry Holland (born 26 May 1983) is a fashion designer fr...
I was doing a little bit of research the other day about having sex with your friends (research you say? yes! research! That university degree was bound to come in handy eventually…), and I was a bit...
MIWIHSW has run into a bit of a dry patch of late. This may have something to do with the fact that I generally prefer the company of gay men and women, or possibly that I have a fairly unique abilit...
1. The "Reformed Slut". A woman who has conveniently forgotten that prior to meeting her current boyfriend/husband, she used to nail anything in trousers, or as my father would say, "had ...
I feel like is time to make sure you realise that MIWIHSW is not just about sex and dating disasters...I do in fact have many other interests. As well as reading to the blind, weaving my own clothes ...
The One Time Wonder is a particularly tricky and dangerous type of man. He employs a number of techniques that render him almost IMPOSSIBLE to identify. I like to think of him as sort of the box jell...
I'm what I like to call a Social Darwinist. What I mean by this is that I think we should find our mates the old fashioned way- out in the wild (or drunk in a bar), not from behind a computer screen....
Gonorrhea: Gal Pal, you need to wake up. Your boyfriend has been sleeping with hookers while in Asia on "business". Also, that Chanel wallet he bought you? Its a fake. Chlamydia: You obviously enjoye...
The other day I slept with a boy that I did not find particularly attractive. If I'm honest with you, I have no idea how I ended up in bed with him (hangs head in shame). All I could remember was tha...
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every woman is in need of a Gay Best Friend. I'm lucky enough to have an abundance of these, and I've decided that I'm going to loan them out to you (I'm j...
I love this poem. I wish I could say that I found it myself, but I actually came across it in the December 2004 issue of Vogue Paris* that Sofia Coppola guest-edited. So it was one of her favorite po...
EXCUSE: Its not you- its me.TRANSLATION: Its you. Time spent with you is time which I could appropriate to other, more worthy pursuits: such as sleeping with other women or playing video games, and I...
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