My husband just walked in and told me the most amazing story. Once a week he meets Daryl at a nice...
…and that time she hugged Abby and Rosita. Yes, on the set of actual Sesame Street. Pops and I didn’t know what to do with ourselves this day. Thank you Rachel, forever and ever my baby you’ll be, fo...
…that time Shalom met Elmo and the Kevin Clash. I wasn’t going to brag but then, you know, I had to considering this was easily one of the best days of my little family’s whole life together. Right u...
I got an email from someone I haven’t spoken to in about 9 years. Not because of any kind of...
“Oh no! We can’t eat them anymore. They’re talking!”” - Shalom,...
“Good idea, sister princess mommy!” - Shalom’s response to everything I say.
The universe really tries its darndest to prepare you.[[MORE]] I have been actively crying over and...
LOMI PEED ON THE POTTY!
The thing is, with the justice system as it is, for the most egregious crime...
Sometime last month, I had to be somewhere that required Justin to be with the baby all day by himself. This is a rare occurrence because that’s my baby and we roll deep together, like every day. I’v...
Will anyone notice I’m depressed if I wear my sweats in full drag with 98 accessories?
GPOY. Yeah, why is the depression taking notes with its own clipboard and pen? Look how it hovers at the picnic too. All this to say, #justicefortrayvonmartin Let me log off forever because the more ...
This song makes me feel better about things.
“Once upon a time there was lots and lots of penguins on the ice. The penguins had a slice of...
Ramou.: The response from Rick Hirsch, managing editor at The Miami Herald: ramou: Ramou: Thank...
ramou: I wrote this to the executive editor and the managing editor at the Miami Herald. I’m embarrassed by it and feel the need to tell you that this is my very first Letter to the Editor. ! (reblo...
In Orlando, if you kill a toddler or an unarmed black teenager, you will not suffer any consequences. You will walk free. It’s their thing, I guess. Click the picture to get the details on the tragic...
WHOA SON. The audience was so civilized! This was so sick I would not have been able to control myself. I would have been Lil Mama the second Marc Jacobs brought his sexy ass out from backstage. Chee...
Even my husband knows all the words to this one. RIP Whitney Houston.
Every time we purge, this shirt lands in the “?” pile but then makes its way to the keep pile. Every time! The cat’s face makes me feel bad about throwing it out so I suppose I’ll just keep keeping i...
Please look up the newborn one...: If I got a “personalized” birthday greeting from...
There you have it folks. It was three decades in the making but Marlene Howard has finally admitted to attempting to kill me by making me a drink a glass of Old English furniture polish, that she pou...
My dad started the line ... ... then shit got real. Thank you Don Cornelius for inventing the Soul Train Line. Without you, I wouldn’t have these memories. You will be missed, Don. Let me go call my ...
When you see this billion-note reblog on Tosh, pay motherfucking homage to the original. And if you really want to take it way back to the beginning, please review the contractual terms upon which th...
And yet, she “was not aware that searches were being conducted” for Caylee. Therefore, we must suspend all common sense and belief systems in order to wrap our brains around how she got and why she i...
Justin Beck is making me bring Shalom to his show next week because “that’s my baby and that’s what I want so…” (He’s obviously still harboring resentment over the fact that I refused to bring her th...
After the third pee accident you, calmly now, clean up the mess and the child (again). You send the child to play with her dad in the other room regardless of whatever it is that he’s doing. What ema...
Remember the time I vomited on Justin Beck at the gay club, and thus knew he’d be my soul mate...
… APRIL 19, 2010 - AUGUST 18, 2011 … . N E V E R . F O R G E T .
“Mommy! Don’t ever put magic on me!” - Lomi, catching on…
You are no longer following . Undo?
English
Suomi
Svenska