They see me rowlin’, they hootin’. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Karlossantos
If you can think of an animal, I’m sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: LimeKitten
Led Zeppelin >>>>> Rob Zombie AMIRITE OR AMIRITE? – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: eddmario
I guess you’re just going to have to learn to control your emotions and find some alt means of coping. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: xyzpdq1
So basically just Billy Corgan? – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Endless Origami
Looks to me like Brian Wilson really cleaned up his act! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Gemma Correll
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON’T NEED MILK THOUGH / I’LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #C...
Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there’s no doubt in my mind that the writer’s pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: generalkin...
Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn’t exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Reddit
Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over…)! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Punblr
The text says: “Some people might think you’re cookie / donut listen.” What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: J...
He’s really pushing for a greener campaign with this year’s election coming up! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: PindsVia: Clarence McKenah
But then where is his Dog? – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: aemilius
I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent… – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Rogue
Perhaps paradoxically, it happens to be located in Sweden. #OmNomNomSwedishFish – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: failbLOLgVia: The Pun King
Though I hear their relationship is not at all without its share of pittfalls. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: PindsVia: Clarence McKenah
Seriously, in my eighth grade class there were tear-away pants on one out of every three students on any given day. Eww. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Sofa Pizza
Science jokes, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Butts Butts
Some may call it infatuation, but I’m pretty sure it’s actually just vertigo. – Matty Malaprop On a scale of one to 10, this date was a total FAIL.
I see what you did there, mathematically-minded OP. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: f4-wulfhoud
Cows come in such strangeways, don’t you think? – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: SticksandStonesVia: I'm Not Feeling So Good Today
Love is all about getting over one’s hangups, if you ask me. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: xyzpdq1
Just a friendly reminder here to think twice before plopping your soggy teabag down on an unsuspecting saucer. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Phil Jones
A simple space makes a world of difference. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: @BenWarheit
Sure, the historical time periods don’t really work out correctly but COME ON! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: aluminiumfoiled
Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: _AfterDarkness_
CHEW ON THAT FOR A WHILE, WHOVIANS. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Ozzi145
But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: _AfterDarkness_
In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Reddit
What? No coke addict pictured in the throws of Blowmance? Pleated Jeans, I am disappoint. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: UnknownVia: Pleated Jeans
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