Today is Jude’s last day of school. We did it, another year. Wyatt finished pre-school last week, which could not have come at a better time. While he started off the year strong, running into ...
Yesterday my Facebook friend, Allie, shared a bad ass cover of Carly Rae Jepsen’s bubblegum-tastic song Call Me Maybe (you’ve probably heard it, trust me. Also she has Tiffany bangs.) on ...
So you read Fifty Shades of Grey. You had lots of sex…with yourself and maybe others. And now you have no idea what the hell to do with yourself. You are in luck, because I’m no quitter...
I’ve spent the better part of 30 years loathing my thighs, so my attempt to embrace shorter dresses has not been without struggle. I wore this outfit to an afternoon of desk side interviews in ...
So you read Fifty Shades of Grey. You had lots of sex…with yourself and maybe others. And now you have no idea what the hell to do with yourself. You are in luck, because I’m no quitter, ...
Last week, due to a series of co-worker vacations, Andy was put on second shift for 7 days. Now, before you go all, poor Brittany has to suffer through seven whole days with Andy working at night, wh...
Swim Suit Confidence Week, y’all! Click here to check us out strutting our stuff on Curvy Girl Guide. Click here to find my suit (it cinched my waist like magic.) P.S. Look for me on Wendy Will...
This weekend I go back to New York City for our second annual National Swim Suit Confidence Week, wherein, I man up and appear on television in my bathing suit. That’s all well and good, and I ...
As seen in my most recent Spring Dress Up collection, I love white pants, which is in direct violation to the rule that curvy women should stay away from white and stick to black. Fuck that rule. A w...
It’s not quite summer hot here in Ohio, so that means I can get away with cranking my oven up to roasting level a few more times without it turning my kitchen into a Native American sweat lodge...
I thought I’d start to do little fashion sneak peeks on the occasion I actually dress myself to leave the house. As seen in my most recent Spring Dress Up collection, I love white pants, which ...
What’s more controversial than breastfeeding, circumcision or genocide? Giant trampolines. Yesterday we bought one, I say “we” because I was there, and since I didn’t lay down...
I just finished Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Am I the only one who read this book, and then spent 7-15 hours googling around to see if Abraham Lincoln was, in fact, ever an actual vampire hunter? ...
Being a mom is one of the only jobs I’ve never wanted to quit. It’s taxing, but it’s also hilarious and sweet and fulfilling, and I get to experience my heart changing each and ever...
Years ago, I sent Andy to the store for ketchup, and he came back with that weird Heinz colored ketchup that was supposed to be fun. I smacked him on the mouth and told him to leave. Ketchup is red, ...
I miss Weeds so much, it hurts. I’m an entire season behind because Andy canceled Showtime when the Tudors ended. Real conversation… I can’t believe they canceled The Tudors, I love...
We’re currently mattress shopping. Unlike furniture shopping, mattress shopping has been something I insist on being sober for, less I end up with a waterbed. Truthfully, I’d be ok with a...
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If this was Hogwarts, I would fail every class…except for bartending. I think Professor Flitwick teaches it. Oh, and I’d probably pass herbology. Ahem. My point is, I am mediocre at most ...
There are two ways to look at this weekend. I’m either a genius, or the stupidest person on the planet. Andy feels like it’s the latter, but I’d like to think it’s a tie. Apri...
Yes, we all know Fifty Shades of Grey is a total guilty pleasure smut read that is in no way quality literature, and many people find the book to have no redeeming qualities, but for the millions of ...
I spent last week in New York City. Since I typically travel based on food, going to New York City is a personal favorite, because I can eat like a king at both in world famous restaurants, as well a...
Okay, I know what happened. I must have been sleep walking, and thought I was going to fridge to drink out of the milk container, but I actually walked into the garage and drank Round-Up. And that is...
Once upon a time, a beautiful and really rested and youthful looking queen was pregnant with a baby girl. Everyone in the kingdom was super excited, and the queen just glowed with happiness, as she a...
In 2007, I started this blog. I had a brilliant idea to stay home with my kids and become a super famous food writer, except that in reality, I sucked at it, and I wasn’t particularly healthy, ...
I got in from New York around 2am last night, and as I sat down at my bar with my 20 piece nugget and 3 containers of sweet n’ sour sauce I may or may not have rewarded myself with for making i...
You know those really old buildings that smell like old age and moist carpet? In their heyday, they might have housed the offices of private investigators who wore fedoras and soothed overly emotiona...
If you watch New Girl, you probably got a glimspe at one of the greatest drinking games to ever exist, ever. True American. You can check the video out here! I know it seems confusing at first, so I ...
If I could live anywhere in the whole entire world, it would be somewhere where everyday was jeans weather. But, I don’t live in such a place, I live in Ohio. It gets hot and muggy and humid an...
50% Drinking game, 50% Candyland. I’ve cracked the code to the raddest, most confusing drinking game on the planet. You’re welcome, lushes. Click here to keep reading! © COPYRIGHT BRITTAN...
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