I have documented many (many, many) times my hard fought battles with my weight, I am a yo-yo dieter, I have been on this merry-go round so many times I think I get a free spin next time. My wei...
I apologise in advance as this is probably the longest blog post ever written, basically it started off as an idea for a book, but with yesterdays news about a naked man eating someones face of...
In case you have missed it this week there has been a huge ball of flame in the sky that has the ability to not only turn people bright red but also brings people out in a dark shade of JUDGE.And nei...
Its hot, we dont have time for a build up and lets be honest, most of you scroll past the words to see if Ive managed to procure you a naked pic of the weeks Nom or Vom anyway so without further ado....
It is Thursday night, Im sweating like a Turkey on Christmas Eve and WHAT am I doing?Watching the Eurovision Semi-Finals!!These arent even the finals! it is the SEMIS!I am entranced, full of self-loa...
So today is the day. Tonight I will be jogging (crawling) 5K for The British Heart Foundation in Canary Wharf.Why did I agree to do it?(Because Im STUPID?) Well why not? I have flirted with running f...
When I attended Cybher the other week, while I enjoyed talking to all the sponsors who were there I felt a huge draw towards The Leather Satchel Co who actually provided the special gifts f...
Well either Britain is having a "How many flags can we raise all at once" competition or something is coming up which is meant to make us feel all patriotic.And seeing as I didnt get forty pr...
When I say hair-raising, I mean it in a good way. Im a busy little blogger, Not only do I churn out some pretty awesome blog posts daily I am also a mum of three children who seem to think that my on...
Hello Friday, my apologies again for lack of Nom or Vom last week. Real life got in the way (I know, shock horror. A REAL LIFE? Who knew) So today has to be special doesnt it? I will try my best. Do ...
Now I must admit, when I changed from a Blackberry to an iPhone I knew after ten minutes that I would never go back. The clock of death? Battery pulls every 7 hours or the thing throws a bitch fit of...
See that James Martin? Hes a fun guy............ (Fungi? Fungi? Gets coat) and he is on a one man mission to get us to all eat more mushrooms, (the minute they make wine out of them James, I w...
I have a skin tag under my arm which is basically annoying the frick out of me at the moment and I started to wonder,How the hell do men cope with testicles? (See what happens when my mind is allowed...
I have never been shy about the fact that I am EXTREMELY shy. I mean I can projectile vomit at the mere thought of being in a room with people that I dont know (I will leave you with that touching im...
A wise man once wrote, I say Britain, you say talentBritains got talentIts the DJ Talent(Whatever happened to him anyway?)You guessed it, last night was the final of Britains Got Talent and unlike in...
I PROMISE that Nom or Vom is coming up this afternoon. I am just extremely busy trying to get ready to speak at Cybher tomorrow and as I have nothing to wear that has to come first. Usually when you ...
Dear Men of the world,Today I am imparting some wise advice, grab a chair, scratch your balls and PAY ATTENTION.Yesterday the Metro reported on a twat man who was begging for his girlfriends forgiven...
So today I drew the short straw (or stepped on the teachers kitten or something equally horrific)I feel as if Karma has ran up behind me, tapped me on the shoulder, kissed me on the cheek and then bi...
Its true, Im blocked. Blocked up harder than my toilet that one ti..................... (Ill leave that there) Ive sat here for hours just staring at a blank screen while watching BGT and even Corrie...
So today my blog turns TWO!!!!!!!!!!Usually Id say now would be the time to watch out for tantrums and tears, but lets be honest, Ive been rocking that look for the last two years and see no reason t...
So apparently there is a little election thingy going on today (who knew?)Now, Im sure the candidates are very good.......... (Falls over laughing, seriously, I couldnt write it with a straight ...
Ive never really had The Telegraph down as scaremongerers before but I read with interest yesterday about the fact that poisonous caterpillars COULD bring misery to millions of Olympic spectator...
I just dont get it, I have a cat, shoes, children, trees and food, and yet I still cant call Bingo on Instagram. What do I need to post to be able to get a full house here?I understand the food obses...
When I grow up, I want to be just like Gwyneth Paltrow. Either that or shove my hand in a blender. Hmmmmmmm, now I think about it, the blender is very tempting. There is something about Gwyneth that ...
SOME men are DUMB.Now before my male readers jump in to say DUMB (and my female readers jump in to say SOME) let us examine some evidence.A Polish man walks into a dentist (Sounds like the ...
Seeing as it is Friday and you know how I like to treat you all to a little sumting sumting for being good to me all week and commenting on my posts, this week I thought I should bring you some home ...
Reading quite a few blogs yesterday evening I came across a lot of posts about Lush Cosmetics and a "publicity stunt" which has OUTRAGED and SHOCKED (rolls eyes a little bit) people acro...
On Monday I had a little panic, All I could hear was a high pitched squeal in my ears,Ear infection? Tinnitus?Worse, Justin Bieber is in town.I suppose it is fair, we sent the USA One Direction, they...
If one more person says to me, "Nice weather for ducks" then the chances are they are going to be the last one ever as I will probably rip their head off and carry it around on a stick as a w...
So it looks like it has finally happened, all my promises of good behaviour and no making a mess on the carpet (again) have all paid off and this week I have a full week of previews and events to att...
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