Dear Readers - I have come to a most difficult decision. I am taking a blog break, for how long I can not say. At this time I can not put my heart and soul into it, real life calls me...
So, its been a week since this latest never ending nightmare with the son started. The thoughts of it has put me to bed at night, kept me up at night and been a cloud over my head and a gash in my he...
I never wanted to do what I had to do today, but you left me no choice. You wont take care of yourself, youre spiraling out of control before my very eyes. You refuse to take your medication because ...
Seriously, unless its shaped like the Eiffel Tower, can shoot fireballs out of the top or perform some other amazing trick ( getting hard and making babies does not count) STOP photographing that shi...
Am I alone in thinking this baby is probably highly medicated? It looks just too calm for having a garden hose snaked up its nose. Thankfully both of my crotch fruits are old enough to blow the...
We cherish too, the Poppy red That grows on fields where valor led, It seems to signal to the skies That blood of heroes never dies......Moina Michael Today while we gather for our BBQs, lets t...
I have the best readers in the world yall... I really do ! You know its going to be a good day when you open up your email and find a big animal print covered penis staring back at you. This i...
So, youve finally found Mr. Right and after a long courtship youve coerced him into marrying you he pops the question. Of course youre overjoyed and immediately begin to drain your parents retirement...
When President and Mrs.Obama went to London recently there were a lot of pictures that captured those moments in time. But, have you ever wondered what they were thinking when the pictures were...
Remember how I told you that Disney wants your dog to get rabies? If you dont you can read about it here. Now they want to turn your cats into cannibals. Cannibals yall, Im not even kidding. Yesterda...
Have A Good Trip !! If youre left here with the rest of us heathens...... Have A Gudden Too !!
The Age Discrimination in Employment Act of 1967 (ADEA), which protects individuals who are 40 years of age or older. Obviously some employers still arent aware of this. So, Ive been toying with the ...
Dear Jerusalem, On behalf of every sane, rational American citizen of the world I am taking this opportunity to apologize to you in advance for the big, festering bag of fuckery that is headed y...
You know there are days when I wake up and think to myself ... gee, Id love to have a toilet seat/fallopian tubes hat to wear to the Kroger. It would sure enough set me apart from the rest of the Hoo...
Arnie, can I call you that? We need to talk. Youve disappointed me, not because you had an affair.. okay thats a little part of it.. but because you kept a secret LIKE A CHILD for over tens years! Re...
So last week Connecticut high school student James Tate wanted to ask Sonali Rodrigues to go the to the prom with him. He made and his buddies helped him post a cardboard sign with 12" letters as...
You ate my post from yesterday, that was bad enough. But you.. you ... had to top that and go one better by eating the post I had scheduled for today along with all the ones in my drafts. Not f...
Artists rendition of what I will look like in Hooterville jail I moved here to Hooterville in September of 2006, Labor Day to be specific. Keep this fact in mind, as it will be important to the...
Today I was all set to write a funny, then I learned that my dear Peachy Sybil was in the hospital. Yall may know her as Peachy from Being Peachy Blog or from her The Pits of Being Peachy Blog&...
Hello darlings. First let me say I am sorry for being absent for so long. Sometimes life just delivers us a kick in the ass that we can not ignore. That and sometimes we almost go to jail.. more on t...
So weve finally gotten a peek of the presidents long form birth certificate. Will the birthers now stop with their endless conspiracies and innuendo? This writer highly doubts it. I understand his re...
One year ago today I hit enter on my first blog entry. At the time I wasnt sure how long I would do this "blogging" thing and had even less of an idea that anyone would actually want to read ...
Well isnt this special? Not only do I have pesky traffic light cameras taking my picture when I blow a red light and subsequently sending me a ticket...... NOW my iphone is getting in on the act and ...
Do you ever think about being abducted by aliens? Not the border hoping kind, the real live little men from Mars aliens? Yeah, me neither.. until I moved to Hooterville which is practically spitting ...
Today is my regular trip to the dentist.. only its not so regular. I need what is called a "deep cleaning" for this they are going to put me under. Her exact words were "well put you to s...
I never really gave alien abduction much thought. Not until I moved to Hooterville which is practically spitting distance to Wright Patterson Air Force Base. For
So, I won this nifty award from Hello Rosie . Part of the rules to winning it is to tell our best personal fart story. At first I was a little worried.. just one story? That could be hard for me. You...
" Why dont we get you a motorcycle to drive too?" This one simple question posed to me by my husband caused me to have to re-think my whole philosophy of gender roles, and I dont like to thin...
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