i’m so happy that the house is pretty clean again. i’m happy that i smell amazing and that smelling myself is actually calming me down. i’m grateful that lush makes such amazing natural products! i’m...
people ask me how i feel. i respond, "sleepy." i dreamed i was involved in a battle last night. there is no questioning where these dreams are coming from. if only i didnt wake up so many t...
today i am grateful for pre-ground coffee! for thermal shirts! for gas stations that let you pay inside! today i am grateful for the indian summer! for leftover stew! for 50 cent wigs leftover from h...
i am the queen of awkward situations. its like i intentionally find my way into things i cannot get out of easily and then when i do get out of them, i get to mope for a few weeks afterward wondering...
this is my day off. its actually a pretty shitty day off because i dont have the car to go anywhere, but then again, i dont have any money to do anything with anyway. i spent all my money earlier thi...
gonna start er back up again. stay tuned.
i am no good at blogs. really, writing a blog just makes me miss zines. i suppose this is going to be an unpopular thing to admit, however i think i will be able to write better & in my own voice...
i spent a lot of time between 1998 and new years 2000 thinking of all the ways the world was going to be different after y2k. i couldnt sleep a lot of those nights because of it. i remember making li...
1. i swallowed every piece of gum i ever chewed up until this year. 2. i very much enjoy movies that are narrated. I never realized how much until a old boyfriend called me out on it (for example, so...
mystery bruises all over my body. not from my wedding night. maybe from swimming? or dancing with my friends? we are rough with each other sometimes. i dont want any of the bruises on me to fade. the...
i must say, this week is turning out to be a lot of fun. it makes me want to get married more than once. so happy and grateful for our amazing friends here. you can be sure that eventually there will...
not to get all Waterboys mama on you, but i truly believe Formspring is the devil: 1. Youre not as exciting as you think you are. although we all like to hear nice things, wouldnt you rather be compl...
i think i would have enjoyed The Wizard of Oz quite a bit more if: A) the wicked witch had a posse of flying cats instead of monkeys (monkeys are gross, floating cats are awesome). also, on that note...
a month or two ago, i had this premonition that a Great Change was approaching & i would soon undergo some sort of Life Transformation. i was right. everything is shifting a little more each day ...
sometimes we are attracted to ugly things--this just happens to be one of those quirks of human nature that will get you into trouble at least once in your live in a big way. on a day to day basis, i...
this boy grew up to be my dad. this picture was taken at his familys cabin in Vermont. he sent this picture to all of his daughters as an e-mail attachment a few days ago. im pretty sure it is the yo...
HELLO and thank you to all my new followers! i must say, you have kept me perpetually beaming lately with your lovely comments & support. it boggles my brain that so many people are actually read...
25 things about me that i have no idea if anyone will actually find interesting: 1. my default color choice is always black. 2. it is a dream of mine to either renovate an old school bus into a livin...
1. youre in a band/play an instrument like you believe you could be in a band. why? because while i like music, the listening experience is never enhanced by me sitting around on my ass bored to tear...
weve all been writing for a very long time. lets not fool ourselves. do you remember some of the very first things you wrote? i do. my first diary was a neon green composition notebook that i wrote i...
i regularly engage in picking behaviors. i love to pick at all sorts of shit. ask any one who has ever dated me. sometimes, i also enjoy plucking. especially my godforsaken eyebrows. apparently this ...
i have two kitties in my bed. i have crackers, magazines, and a set of 10 Staedtler pens in my bed. there are three pillows and a pair of pink handled scissors in my bed. a dvd i rented lays under tw...
im going to start a book club in my basement. the only people attending will be Keanu Reeves and myself (i dont even have a basement, so there really is no reason for him to be scared...i just want t...
romaine lettuce peels of carrot goat cheese crumbles simple baked tofu cubes (use 1/3 amount of marinade called for, otherwise it is too watery to bake in a reasonable time & over salty) spicy dr...
i am jealous that no one has ever painted a portrait of me, but, then again, i hate any picture or representation of me that has not been created by myself. so i dont know. i do know that i am making...
last night i had a dream that somehow i got blackmailed into being a slave to this disgusting group of rich college kids & that if i didnt follow what they told me to do satisfactorily enough the...
ate sushi & discussed name changes with my future sister-in-law, signed our marriage license, saw a car that had caught on fire, received aforementioned cake topper in the mail, had dinner and dr...
+ does anyone else feel that the landing strip is just the lady equivalent of a soul patch? + can i get any one to rejoice with me that the first item we received off our registry was a fancy cheese ...
i went to church with my mum last weekend. during the sermon, the pastor said: "And then God said Oh really?" i couldnt stop effin laughing because he pronounce it just like: "O RLY?&q...
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