Dear Future Hubby, If you want to win me over, the best way to do that would be to win my friends over first. FYI We sit around at brunch talking about you like this I find it fitting that I’m ...
Dear Future Hubby, If we are to ever break up, we need to make sure there is a contingency plan put into place to determine who gets what. I’m not talking about who gets the china vs. who gets ...
Dear Future Hubby, The only other reason for sarcasm I like to talk. A lot. Probably a little too much if I’m talking about something I’m excited about. Or passionate about. Or my job. Ge...
Dear Future Hubby, Don't screw this up for me You should probably be informed that I am very superstitious about relationships. Really, when it comes down to it, it just means I’m ridicul...
Dear Future Hubby, Let’s get one thing straight. I’m a pretty picky girl when it comes to the guys I date. You’ve got to really impress me or win me over to get me to even agree to ...
Dear Future Hubby, In a relationship, it’s always nice to have good communication. It’s always nice to stay in touch, even if it’s just a daily text, email, phone call, message via ...
Dear Future Hubby, Please don’t be a lush. I’m all for the consumption of alcohol in moderation, but If I wanted to date an alcoholic, I’d at least find one who was a famous celebri...
Dear Future Hubby, Please remember that at the end of the day, I am still a girl. Sure, I know I dress pretty casual. That I own an absurd amount of Converse and a couple handfuls of jeans. I know I ...
Dear Future Hubby, First off, let me apologize for my absence as it’s now summer and therefore I’ve been sitting in front of my TV watching of SYTYCD, Game of Thrones, tivo’d episod...
Dear Future Hubby, What if you’re my Back Up Plan? No, I’m not talking about that stupid J.Lo movie (which yes, I may have actually watched this past weekend butitwasontvsoitsnotlikeipaid. ..
Dear Future Hubby, Kate Middleton TOTALLY stole my wedding dress. I couldn't have designed a more perfect dress Remember that time that I finally (after years of school girl crush denial) accept...
Dear Future Hubby, Wanted: One Heart I cry. I scream. I yell. I get ridiculously passionate about topics of conversation I’m interested in. I jump up and down when overly excited. I am a prett...
Dear Future Hubby, If you’re not interested, don’t text me back. I’m a big girl. I can take a hint. I’ll get it. No text back equals you not being interested. Every girl has b...
Dear Future Hubby, Well Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Future Hubby! Oh, you didn’t know it was St. Patrick’s Day? Oh. Well, then I’m not sure we can be together. Oh you did know? B...
Dear Future Hubby, Don’t freak out when I throw this idea out there, but…what if you’re one of my friends? Gasp. Shock. Horror. Oh my god. Okay. You doing alright there now. Blood p...
Dear Future Hubby, I know you’re not psychic or anything. If you were, you would have figured out by now that we’re supposed to be together by consulting your brain, or a magic eight ball...
Dear Future Hubby, Hello there, fancy meeting you here. I’m back from my long overdue visit to the operating room of Cedars and what a better day to grace you with my presence once again than t...
Dear Future Hubby, You’re going to have to make it crystal freaking clear if you like me because I’ve realized I suck at making it crystal freaking clear if I like you. This is clearly an...
Dear Future Hubby, Remember when I decided to take a break from online dating? Well, now that I’m back, giving it the old college try, I’m quickly being reminded why I took a break from i...
Dear Future Hubby, With 2011 upon on, New Year’s Eve and it’s ever anticlimactic plans are as well. I would so be that girl sitting at the table There are very few holidays where I feel t...
Dear Future Hubby, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, I’m sorry for ignoring you during this festive time of year. I will let you know that the past three weeks have been very difficulty personal...
Dear Future Hubby, When December rolls around, all the favorite television shows start to go on the holiday hiatus and I’m forced to watch ridiculously bad shows or DVD box sets until new episo...
Dear Future Hubby, Apologies for my delay in writing to you but it was Thanksgiving. And you know what that means? Lots and lots of stuffing. That’s right. Stuffing. My favorite holiday food. W...
Dear Future Hubby, So, you’re not Prince William. Bummer. Or rather, too bad I’m not Kate Middleton. Bummer. Yeah, they're kinda sorta adorable Sure, he and Kate Middleton have been ...
Dear Future Hubby, I can't believe I'm thanking a dude that wears sandals like that I’d like to personally thank Mark Zuckerberg for inspiring this post. Yes. That’s right. Not ...
Dear Future Hubby, It’s that time of the year. The time for…my least favorite holiday. Halloween. Thanks for the costume, Mom I know, I know. How can Halloween be my least favorite holida...
Dear Future Hubby, I’m not a fan of how guys know the exact moment that you have stopped thinking about them/giving a shit about them. It’s some hidden sixth sense that I’m sure you...
Dear Future Hubby, If I look like a spaz on the dance floor, can you please cut me some slack? I have apparently forgotten how to dance. Damn, I was totally going to wear that skirt. Well, not exactl...
Dear Future Hubby, If you don’t play a musical instrument, you should. I only say this to make it easier for you to get my attention (or any girl’s attention) because I’m not going ...
Dear Future Hubby, If you want to ask me out, please don’t make your invitation to dinner make me question my sanity. In my ongoing quest to not be weirded out by online dating/feeling like an ...
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